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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:08am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
dream ke, he's right here with me
Continue dreaming!
Kinglekan, cuman see another example of your fast awakening thread! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Braaad: 1:08am On May 05, 2015
I used to think I was funny... cheesy cheesy





...until I came to NairaLand. grin grin grin

agarawu23:
to be sincere I don't like/comment on a lady that alws ignore my update and pix on fb. if you like upload your destiny, I will stroll down ni
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:09am On May 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[size=15pt] Their lives depends on it tho grin [/size]
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Exactly!.... Same way a girl will spend hours to make up...and no man seems to look her direction!... Trust me! U dnt wana cross path with such girls!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:09am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Nutty Gal .. grin grin Gtg now it past 4. Have a nice dream ..
cheesy You too.. Sleep cool!
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody:
Mhizkel:
Liar buruku! cheesy
Lol, he's under now, let me handle him very well
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:11am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Continue dreaming!
Kinglekan, cuman see another example of your fast awakening thread! cheesy
Shi!!!, he wants to cum
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:12am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
Lol, he's under now, let handle him very well
grin
oyin17:
Lol, he's under now, let handle him very well
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by tpiadotcom: 1:13am On May 05, 2015
Hilarious?

Really?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:13am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:
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Exactly!.... Same way a girl will spend hours to make up...and no man seems to look her direction!... Trust me! U dnt wana cross path with such girls!
[size=15pt]lolz @bolded, best means to commit suicide grin [/size]
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Mhizkel(f): 1:15am On May 05, 2015
oyin17:
Shi!!!, he wants to cum
Dream! Dream! Dream!


*pulls husby closer, shuts door behind her*

Goodnight cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:15am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Continue dreaming!

Kinglekan, cuman see another example of your fast awakening thread! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:18am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Dream! Dream! Dream!


*pulls husby closer, shuts door behind her*

Goodnight cheesy
Yeye girl, good night
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Expsbterror(m): 1:22am On May 05, 2015
foxxynik:
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@following and followers... Always very annoying!
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Most times the girl's total tweets will be 13 and followers be like 1,698 and following be like 53...
That's exactly what I just reenacted, like Twitter's own is worse. FB is worst case you can read the comments guys make on an uploaded casual pic.... Eg. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever ever seen in my life". " smile for Me baby"
So provoking.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 1:28am On May 05, 2015
Expsbterror:
That's exactly what I just reenacted, like Twitter's own is worse. FB is worst case you can read the comments guys make on an uploaded casual pic.... Eg. "You are the most beautiful girl I have ever ever seen in my life". " smile for Me baby"
So provoking.
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Unimaginable clowns of the century!.....buahahaha
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by poiu77:
[size=28pt]The national team of the Independent country of the Kingdom of Western Nigeria.[/size]

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Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by lampardizik(m): 1:36am On May 05, 2015
How is this "hilarious"?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by UncleJudax(m): 2:30am On May 05, 2015
Ebonymiss:
Not interested
Not interested in what?
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Atmmachine(m): 2:30am On May 05, 2015
Example :-

Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 3:40am On May 05, 2015
Some Boys are naturally stupi.d. I had two accounts on nairaland before. Female account was created last year with a female pix there. I have upto 123 likes but this male account that was created since 2012 with my pix there. Na only two likes oh. I just use vex deactivate that my female account because am not female. The funny thing is that most pple you(ass lickers) are liking their pix and sending PM thinking that they are girls are boys like you that just created female account to gain attention. So you can imagen how s.t.u.p.i.d you are by woooing your fellow guy. Useless sets of pple.
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by repogirl(f): 4:14am On May 05, 2015
Guys be jealous of Chicks since ........BC. tongue
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by udysweet(f): 5:02am On May 05, 2015
Oya na make una go begin like my thread on bead making jo,lol! I don see opportunity,hahaha.
True talk btw
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 5:21am On May 05, 2015
nwaanambra1:
bro! u na correct 'womanizer' grin grin

u know the golden rule of womanising! cool

rule 1 'pretend not to be interested and sh will be allover u just to prove u r interested!'

rule 2 'pretend not to notice her beauty and she will do anything to make sure u acknowledged it'

rule 3 'subtly and cleverly show how loaded ur goodie bag is and she will beg to taste it'

rule 4. make i stop here before small boys go know the secrets y we dey always collect their small girls from them cheesy cheesy grin grin cool cool

y did they even hide that your post? huh huh huh

i hope they wouldn't hide this one lipsrsealed lipsrsealed undecided undecided
hahahaha na know go kill person for NL grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 5:24am On May 05, 2015
Mhizkel:
Liarrrrrrrrrr

You better tell her we have 6kids! wink
hahaha yes o thats true, oyin17 mhizkel is the first wife I was telling u aboutcheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 5:29am On May 05, 2015
ligopedro:
Where's agarawu23 ?? Dem don sell u for here ooh.
cheesy hehehehehe mhizkel is my baby mama tongue
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 5:30am On May 05, 2015
Till now nobody don like my pix for nairaland.. sad....evidence of what the OP is saying... cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by agarawu23(m): 5:30am On May 05, 2015
Braaad:
I used to think I was funny... cheesy cheesy





...until I came to NairaLand. grin grin grin
grin grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Truckpusher(m): 5:30am On May 05, 2015
IzonOwei:
Till now nobody don like my pix for nairaland.. sad....evidence of what the OP is saying... cheesy
I dun give you one like now. cheesy
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 5:31am On May 05, 2015
repogirl:
Guys be jealous of Chicks since ........BC. tongue
jealous?... angry
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 5:35am On May 05, 2015
Truckpusher:
I dun give you one like now. cheesy
chop knuckle my brother jare... wink....

Make we boys dey like our pix so that we go happy... grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Truckpusher(m): 6:01am On May 05, 2015
IzonOwei:
chop knuckle my brother jare... wink....

Make we boys dey like our pix so that we go happy... grin
Yeso - na so one babe only upload picture of her belle ,omo people wey never see her face just dey hit like up and down like robots programmed to hit 'likes' grin
Re: Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men by Nobody: 6:01am On May 05, 2015
Lol. such is life. You can't blame em fellas trying get in the in between.
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