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If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 10:01pm On May 06, 2015*

STEWPID!!

- You give the number of a girl you have dated once and had sex with to a friend, so for him to try his luck too.

-A girl passes by and because you v had something with her before, you started telling your friends about all the shits you did together and spoiling her.

-Forcing a girl whom you aint in a relationship with to have sex with you, just because she came to say hi.

-You just started a new relationship like 2days and your very next move is to sex

-you can't spend your money on something more important, but rather you spend it on carrying olosho every night

..And so on

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Cutehector(m): 10:03pm On May 06, 2015

Hmmmm. I will keep quiet sha

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by buygala(m): 10:04pm On May 06, 2015

ok

Moral of the story.... embarassed

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates cry

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience embarassed

.... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears' embarassed

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP cry

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Lastanza: 10:05pm On May 06, 2015

tell dem o

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by psucc(m): 10:10pm On May 06, 2015

Shout!!!! Am not guilty of any of the charges above.
But that doesn't mean am a saint. No. Not at all.

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by psucc(m): 10:10pm On May 06, 2015

Shout!!!! Am not guilty of any of the charges above.
But that doesn't mean am a saint. No. Not at all.

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by herald9: 10:11pm On May 06, 2015

And you are silly for not minding your business...

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by IamOdin: 10:12pm On May 06, 2015

If u see anyone that does this,pause,look at him,look at him again,then you'll see he's a kid,no matter how big he seems.

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:13pm On May 06, 2015

I agree with every other,but one...if we start relationship today I can ask for sex the next min...me no see anything there

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Lyrically(m): 10:19pm On May 06, 2015

It's Young John the wicked producer.........

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by emorse(m): 10:26pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

Ayam tempted to say... GBAM!!!!!!!!!

But of course I'm a gentleman so I won't. cheesy

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Jayjay0(m): 10:26pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

thumbs up my guy

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by sinaj(f): 10:30pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen! embarassed

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 10:32pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:33pm On May 06, 2015

sinaj:
...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen!

[color=olive]Sprinkles holy water *Amen[/color]

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:35pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

this can be soo true

Cc ishilove
Farano

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 10:37pm On May 06, 2015

Sadly in guilty of everything

Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Slimzjoe(m): 10:37pm On May 06, 2015

buygala:
ok

Moral of the story....

Op has been fuccked nastily, dumped, passed around like a wrap of weed, and still... The baskads had the nerve to even refresh their memory of op's vagina 2 years after they had shared her around like twitter updates

To make matters worse.... op doesn't even have a nokia symbian phone to show for all her sexual working experience .... The baskad dudes would rather go do fixed deposit at ashawo houses than pay her her 'arrears'

1 MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE OP

Uhmm.......seconded

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 10:41pm On May 06, 2015

sinaj:
...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen!

exact way you are going to do it for your sster very soon

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 10:43pm On May 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
Sadly in guilty of everything

Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 10:47pm On May 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
Sadly in guilty of everything

Quote me and I will show you why Ayo Fayose can never win presidential election in Nigeria

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by braindamage(m): 10:49pm On May 06, 2015

No guy does this grin

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2015

damseyl:

I knw u wil quote me :

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 11:09pm On May 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
I knw u wil quote me :

.. Btw, you should stop doing it !!

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by tosyne2much(m): 11:12pm On May 06, 2015

damseyl:

.. Btw, you should stop doing it !!

I will fast and pray about it

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 11:13pm On May 06, 2015

Ipledge:
I agree with every other,but one...if we start relationship today I can ask for sex the next min...me no see anything there

lol...its not cool

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 11:15pm On May 06, 2015

damseyl:
lol...its not cool

to me it's cool oo...if my gf visit me or I visit my gf...we go do d do

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 11:17pm On May 06, 2015

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Sprinkles holy water *Amen[/color]

sinaj:
...... 57,58,59, *does sign of d cross* Amen!

emorse:
Ayam tempted to say... GBAM!!!!!!!!!
But of course I'm a gentleman so I won't.

Jayjay0:
thumbs up my guy

Slimzjoe:
Uhmm.......seconded

Jayjay0:
thumbs up my guy

inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?

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Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 11:19pm On May 06, 2015

tosyne2much:
I will fast and pray about it

good!

40 days o

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by sinaj(f): 11:21pm On May 06, 2015

damseyl:
inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?

nxt time u wnt to insult someone, dnt do d mistake of includin my monica again undecided

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by Nobody: 11:21pm On May 06, 2015

damseyl:
inbred foolishnesss! ... Are you all born from same womb?

that's too much

Re: If You Are A Guy And You Do Any Of This, Then You Are.. by damseyl(op): 11:22pm On May 06, 2015

Ipledge:
to me it's cool oo...if my gf visit me or I visit my gf...we go do d do

but it shouldn't be at a very first start of the relationship

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