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ronald4lif:
Haha! Number 7 got me laughing and reminiscing on something that happened to my guy some time back. He'd this appointment with a certain babe, a new catch he was trying to impress. They went out jollificating and the guy withdrew his last card with his atm before heading for the journey. He somehow spent all the money on him and couldn't afford a #50 bus fare back home. My guy had to trek from old park Enugu to trans ekulu. This is a journey that took him not less than an hour. You needed to see his face and how sweaty he was. What guys do for punnah.

chowlade:
He talks about ex-girlfriends he has dated
he talks about how people cannot do without him

chowlade:
Acting bad boi

wristwatch:
Thanks missclasssy. Done!

ronald4lif:
Haha! Number 7 got me laughing and reminiscing on something that happened to my guy some time back. He'd this appointment with a certain babe, a new catch he was trying to impress. They went out jollificating and the guy withdrew his last card with his atm before heading for the journey. He somehow spent all the money on him and couldn't afford a #50 bus fare back home. My guy had to trek from old park Enugu to trans ekulu. This is a journey that took him not less than an hour. You needed to see his face and how sweaty he was. What guys do for punnah.

wristwatch:
Bros, is that how u woo babe? Ladies don't fall in love easily like guys. She needs to assess u first. If she says Yes, won't u say she is cheap?

tosyne2much:
Wooooooow !!!!

You are a brilliant man

*kindly remind me when this gets to the HQ*

IamOdin:
I can't believe this!!
You dey 042??

Nneka123:
Old park to Trans Ekulu? lmao!
shey na you?

If I hear say na me.

Shey you know how far it is, under hot sun oo.

buygala:
ok

Counter-thread straight up....

8 ways low self-esteem girls behave in order to get a husband





1- Become overzealous in church work... After spending their bloom period donating their vaginas freely to the male community, aborting 14 times, na so dem go join church begin dey form pious 'Sister Deborah', waiting for the unfortunate dude who will be deceived into marrying her, scrap body, bullshiit character, and all

2- Obsession with nyansh-pads and foam-bras... The older girls get, the more obsessed they become with foam bras to support the fallen heroes, Marykay to hide the facial wrinkles, and body shapers to hide the pot-belly resulting from too many abortions and reckless glutonny

3- Being unncessarily and scarily polite and helpful, and nice... Marry them, and watch them show their true King-kong characters

4- Using alum to tighten their already porous and very watery vaginas. ... That's how they will be crying loudly during sex and telling you to take it easy with them, as they have never had sex since they were deflowered 9 years ago

5- Talking endlessly about how all her ex - boyfriends want her back, and how one of them who is in Malaysia wants to come and introduce himself to her parents next week .... lie no dey tire una?

6- Dropping her baskad baby with her mother in the village and even going as far as denying the baskad's existence, in order not to 'scare away' suitors ... I wonder if they think of the dire consequences the truth will havd on the relationship when it is finally revealed, as it surely will

7- Reducing her age.... na so so 23 years old she dey dey every year... She swears age affidavits every 2 years.. Some evil ones even go to the extent of denying their position in their family... Na so person go see 39 year-old first daughter dey claim say her 26 year old younger brother is indeed her elder brother.. . smh

missclasssy:
You are welcome.
Edited!

mkpakanaodogwu:
And at the end he is friendzoned

winetapper:
he attends party,clubs and forms gentle boy..

wristwatch:
4 life o!

wristwatch:
4 life o!

ronald4lif:
If I hear say na me.

Shey you know how far it is, under hot sun oo.

buygala:
ok

Counter-thread straight up....

8 ways low self-esteem girls behave in order to get a husband





1- Become overzealous in church work... After spending their bloom period donating their vaginas freely to the male community, aborting 14 times, na so dem go join church begin dey form pious 'Sister Deborah', waiting for the unfortunate dude who will be deceived into marrying her, scrap body, bullshiit character, and all

2- Obsession with nyansh-pads and foam-bras... The older girls get, the more obsessed they become with foam bras to support the fallen heroes, Marykay to hide the facial wrinkles, and body shapers to hide the pot-belly resulting from too many abortions and reckless glutonny

3- Being unncessarily and scarily polite and helpful, and nice... Marry them, and watch them show their true King-kong characters

4- Using alum to tighten their already porous and very watery vaginas. ... That's how they will be crying loudly during sex and telling you to take it easy with them, as they have never had sex since they were deflowered 9 years ago

5- Talking endlessly about how all her ex - boyfriends want her back, and how one of them who is in Malaysia wants to come and introduce himself to her parents next week .... lie no dey tire una?

6- Dropping her baskad baby with her mother in the village and even going as far as denying the baskad's existence, in order not to 'scare away' suitors ... I wonder if they think of the dire consequences the truth will havd on the relationship when it is finally revealed, as it surely will

7- Reducing her age.... na so so 23 years old she dey dey every year... She swears age affidavits every 2 years.. Some evil ones even go to the extent of denying their position in their family... Na so person go see 39 year-old first daughter dey claim say her 26 year old younger brother is indeed her elder brother.. . smh

ronald4lif:
Haha! Number 7 got me laughing and reminiscing on something that happened to my guy some time back. He'd this appointment with a certain babe, a new catch he was trying to impress. They went out jollificating and the guy withdrew his last card with his atm before heading for the journey. He somehow spent all the money on him and couldn't afford a #50 bus fare back home. My guy had to trek from old park Enugu to trans ekulu. This is a journey that took him not less than an hour. You needed to see his face and how sweaty he was. What guys do for punnah.

Nneka123:
I Know!. It's really far. The guy na mugu

No be small ode.

You lived in Enugu before or from there?

mkpakanaodogwu:
na wao,but real 042 guys don't trip and go gaga for girls

ronald4lif:
No be small ode.

You lived in Enugu before or from there?



Coal city guys are normally sharp and alert but some times some guy still falls mugu. It becomes a problem when one falls mugu more than once.

ronald4lif:
No be small ode.

You lived in Enugu before or from there?



Coal city guys are normally sharp and alert but some times some guy still falls mugu. It becomes a problem when one falls mugu more than once.

mkpakanaodogwu:
you are brilliant

winetapper:
They campaign for the babe they have never seen before just for notice me

falconey:
fascinating!

11. He moves around with 'big boys'

wristwatch:
Hahahahaha bros. I will. Make we bet! E no go hit FP jawe

Dey dia make pant dey wear you

If I hear say e no hit FP

tosyne2much:
Dey dia make pant dey wear you

If I hear say e no hit FP

missclasssy:
Intelligent points op. Good job.

Francis95:
you are really becoming nice these days

bankai2015:
Na so ohhh

Ezibless:
Yeaaaaa.
He borrows ''wristwatch''

TrishaP:
Boasting about something he can't and hasn't done before.

ronald4lif:
No be small ode.

You lived in Enugu before or from there?