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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:17am On May 09, 2015
Rilwayne001:

Try to be civil
woman rapper!!
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Mprex(f): 9:18am On May 09, 2015
KingTom:
cry cry cry cry cry
what
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:18am On May 09, 2015
Milaby:
undecided
just say d truth
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by stephenqueen: 9:19am On May 09, 2015
GMB MY HERO
FASHOLA MY ROLE MODEL
TWACI MY MISS NAIRALAND 2015







KEEP CALM AND VOTE www.nairaland.com/twaci For Miss NL
God bless you all


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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:20am On May 09, 2015
Lala247:


Lol me self wan pay homage so we win grin
i'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Twaci. For you guys success to be guaranteed in the upcoming contest, Lord Korikori is asking you to bring;

1} 3 strands of pubic hair from 7 virgin lioness
2) One full cup of fresh sperm of an agama lizard

I'm gonna mix these with palm oil and alligator pepper to make a powerful concoction for her to drink. Trust me Twaci's success is guaranteed if she can make available these simple items for Lord Korikori (goddess of flying witches)

Friedplantain
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Mprex(f): 9:21am On May 09, 2015
RaeMystix:

@ You can't change him cos you are not the holy spirit lol grin
my sis, i no be holy spirit na cheesy

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:23am On May 09, 2015
agarawu23:
no

your old moniker



Lol, then I will use my other monikers to vote. Is the contest between 2 ladies ? why is your wife not contesting?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:24am On May 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
woman rapper!!

see pot calling kettle black
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by RaeMystix: 9:25am On May 09, 2015
Mprex:

my sis, i no be holy spirit na cheesy

You absolutely right sister, but that got me rolling grin grin grin
I think the holyspirit sef doesn't find it easy to change men ooo
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Oahray: 9:25am On May 09, 2015
FriedPlantain:
i'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Twaci. For you guys success to be guaranteed in the upcoming contest, Lord Korikori is asking you to bring;

1} 3 strands of pubic hair from 7 virgin lioness
2) One full cup of fresh sperm of an agama lizard

I'm gonna mix these with palm oil and alligator pepper to make a powerful concoction for her to drink. Trust me Twaci's success is guaranteed if she came available thsse simple item for Lord Korikori (goddess of flying witches)

Friedplantain
fried brain, how can a Lord be a goddess?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Rilwayne001: 9:27am On May 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
woman rapper!!
Woman rapper
Or you meant to say "woman wrapper"? FYI: I'm not one.
You had better go write the O'level you failed woefully last year.
Dummkopf illiterate undecided

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:28am On May 09, 2015
oyin17:


see pot calling kettle black
n what do u mean by dat?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:29am On May 09, 2015
Rilwayne001:


Woman rapper

Or you meant to say "woman wrapper"? FYI: I'm not one.

You had better go write the O'level you failed woefully last year.

Dummkopf illiterate undecided
c dis born by mistake of a ill gay egocentric shegoatic domestic animal. "dnt dare me o!
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Geenickel(m): 9:31am On May 09, 2015
agarawu23:

Miss NL is not about being an old member or new member. being active or inactive, its about presenting the Lady who people will love.

You don't know TOHPAHZ? that means you haven't seen the best yet, check her outhttp://www.nairaland.com/tohpahz

Her smile is enough to make the world come to an end

her beauty is natural from God(not bleached skin)

She is intelligent and hardworking

You are not complete as a human if you don't fear God!!! TOHPAHZ is God fearing.

She is Loyal and respectful

MISS NL can't be an illiterate, TOHPAHZ is well educated.

VOTE WISELY.
VOTE TOHPAHZ.cheesy cheesy






yhhhh bruh...her lips de like ma own sef...




VOTE TOPHAZ grin

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Rilwayne001: 9:35am On May 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
c dis born by mistake of a ill gay egocentric shegoatic domestic animal. "dnt dare me o!

Smh.

Those that payed for your tussion fees wasted their money in futility. Its a pity.

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:36am On May 09, 2015
TohpahzDofC:
Good morning bebes and bobos!


Hope say una sleep well?

Yes oh... We thank da Lord!!

Cowleg
DrAify
Friedplantain & friedegg
CR77
Severussnape
Tohpahz
Oremussanctus


Team_Tohpahz
My director of campaign good morning, top of the morning to ye fellas. Talk about Beauty and Brain. #THINK Tohpahz ! The girl hot, cute, decent. Join the winning team. TEAM TOHPAHZ

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Mprex(f): 9:37am On May 09, 2015
RaeMystix:


You absolutely right sister, but that got me rolling grin grin grin
I think the holyspirit sef doesn't find it easy to change men ooo
My dear. that guy is trying wella. We keep seeing cases of robbers, drug addicts etc turning to Pastors and i cant stop wondering

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by tohpahz(f): 9:38am On May 09, 2015
FriedPlantain:
This Tohpahz babe dey very fine sha. Will she agree to marry me, I have a full truck-load of unripe plantain for her if she agrees to be mine. cool

Lolzz. I love ripe plantain.. but i can also manage the unripe smiley

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by joseph1832(m): 9:39am On May 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:


~ Give me an example ..
Timbaland n Magoo - People Like Myself . D12 - Under The Influence.
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kinglekan: 9:40am On May 09, 2015
mirexxx:
good. smiley
*takes my usual peep into her profile* cheesy
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:41am On May 09, 2015
FriedPlantain:
i'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Twaci. For you guys success to be guaranteed in the upcoming contest, Lord Korikori is asking you to bring;

1} 3 strands of pubic hair from 7 virgin lioness
2) One full cup of fresh sperm of an agama lizard

I'm gonna mix these with palm oil and alligator pepper to make a powerful concoction for her to drink. Trust me Twaci's success is guaranteed if she came available thsse simple item for Lord Korikori (goddess of flying witches)

Friedplantain
Over friedplantain your case na sorry!!
Cowlegg
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by mirexxx(f): 9:43am On May 09, 2015
kinglekan:

*takes my usual peep into her profile* cheesy
lol
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:44am On May 09, 2015
joseph1832:
Timbaland n Magoo - People Like Myself . D12 - Under The Influence.

~ This is an excerpt from D12 under the influence..
How can you say this dust rhyme..Em is the best rhymer in the game...you are not serious dude..


[Eminem]
So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my
dick
- ha ha!
Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two
pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid- twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the
back of his ass
so the rats can't chew through his last pants
I'm like a mummy at night, fightin with bright
lightning

Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him
I'm like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the Bleep outta everything I come a- cross in
the halls
...
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by dharay88: 9:49am On May 09, 2015
KingTom:
Ok ooooo grin
you nko?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:51am On May 09, 2015
Eyepencil:
Lol... She's free to use me anywhere in her body cheesy



Hahah.... Example: her hair, use you as hair packer!!


Lolz


Team_Tohpahz!!

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kinglekan: 9:51am On May 09, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Stop editing my posts. Tell your Twaci to come pay her dues. undecided

And what exactly is does this entail ooo. Mr TAX COLLECTOR. undecided

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by maureensylvia(f): 9:52am On May 09, 2015
blym:
Money 4 hand, campaign follows. . Epitome of beauty

how do we do it?
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by kinglekan: 9:53am On May 09, 2015
oyin17:



see pot calling kettle black

Oyin which team u dey sef? Abi u wan contest niii? :-/


[size=20pt] #IRepTeamTWACIsmiley [/size]
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:53am On May 09, 2015
blym:
Truth is bitter. . I help u find solution, u no gree accept, kontinuuu



Kikikikikik..... Your solution even worse pass the problem itself. Be like where Buhari no get WAEC certificate, e come go loss the other certificates wey im get....


Na problem untop problem na!!



Team_Tohpahz!!

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:54am On May 09, 2015
maureensylvia:

how do we do it?
PM
Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by JayKayMaybachz(m): 9:54am On May 09, 2015

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Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by Nobody: 9:54am On May 09, 2015
Mariecakes:

Yes dear but it's still in the oven, I will let you know when it's ready


E suppose don done by now ba?


Abeg oh... My stomach dey sing song!! Chooooooiiuuu!!


Team_Tohpahz!!

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