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CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
*********************************************************************

Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

ellahzy:
So na here Uche dey learn these strategies? ... Make im text me again.. I go deal with am

dryakson:
Nice write up....
The tricks and strategies in your ebook is the bomb... E don fetch me many fine bebs Aswea...
This your ebook boost my confidence by almost 80% I noticed it...
Na my money I used purchased the ebook but I go still "thank you" again.. Lol.. Thanks boss

patmaine:
May I bust ya head

dis na for girl wey don already dey feel you...

you go surprise how many lovers guys keep online who call dem..text dem but 've never seen dem and 'll never see dem.

it's all in ur mind..


oga lecturer wat of guys dat will say hello hi in 10million way but won't get a hi. tell us how to cure dat...

patmaine:
May I bust ya head

dis na for girl wey don already dey feel you...

you go surprise how many lovers guys keep online who call dem..text dem but 've never seen dem and 'll never see dem.

it's all in ur mind..


oga lecturer wat of guys dat will say hello hi in 10million way but won't get a hi. tell us how to cure dat...

BIBblacboy:
i am d son of the soil south south ogbomosho.........i never had a better sample so i pulled dat up

firstEVA:
works like magic.

kenex4ever:
no wonder u wanted ur guy to give u one of his cars.

firstEVA:
when will you have sense?

Loool what is your problem with me
My name is constantly on your mind

TheDarkRebel:
~ I bet all the girls here also have a smile on their faces when they are replying my mentions .. e.g Marieolae, Marieolae and Mariolae

marieolae:
Loool what is your problem with me My name is constantly on your mind

CharlesNneji1:
Thank you, bro.

better be

TheDarkRebel:
~ sorry

TheDarkRebel:
~ sorry

marieolae:
better be

CharlesNneji1:
*WARNING: Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. don't bother reading it.
*********************************************************************

Some days ago I saw this girl at the mall; very pretty girl. She was holding her phone close to her eyes & the smile on her face was something else – as in, the smile was so broad I was scared her face was going to tear.

At a point in time, she threw back her head and laughed so loud then texted something on her phone and waited.

She laughed again, after she got a reply, and this time it was louder than the previous one. She kept laughing in this way, on and on and on. It was really sweet. And I was damn sure she was getting those texts from a guy.

Now here is the thing.

Girls chat all the time. Infact, they love it. And over the years it has increasingly become a shortcut to many girl’s heart.

But there are two types of guys – the guys that CAN make a girl laugh like this through texts (chats) and the ones that CAN’T

I will show you how to be the guy that uses texts(chats) to make a girl laugh. This tips I will show you will make a girl find you more appealing and interesting than other guys.

Come with me…

You see, getting a girl interested in you using chats can be super duper easy. Only if you know how.

The Number one cardinal rule of interesting chats is this; Never ever ask her strings of questions. It’s boring, very boring:

For instance; never do this –

GUY: How was your day.

GIRL: Fine.

GUY: Did you go out today.

GIRL: Yes

GUY: Where did you go today?

Never ever chat this way…it is making her see you as a nuisance. And you are too special to be seen that way. Keep on chatting this way with a girl and she start will start avoiding both you and your text.

So what is the best way to chat “interestingly?”

ONE STRATEGY THAT ALWAYS WORKS IS THIS: Be Funny, fun and witty as crazy.

See eh, the right way to chat with a girl is to bring fun into it. And how do you do this. There are three ways you can use to appear funnier during chats. What I’m about to show you is the almighty formula of being funny both during chats and in real life.

Here they are

– 1. Making possessive jokes

– 2. Turning what she says and PLAYFULLY making it look like she is wooing you..


I will take each of them and give you examples; come with me….

#1: TURNING WHAT SHE SAYS AND PLAYFULLY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SHE IS WOOING YOU:

The heading is self explanatory, right?

But just in case you’ve not gotten it yet, here are practical examples on how to do it.

Let’s assume a girl puts up a profile picture on Bbm, you could send her something like:

YOU: “I dodge it joor, that picture will not work on me. I refuse to fall in love with you”.

HER: “Lol. What do you mean (or something else like that).”

YOU: “Now she is sending me love letters *tongue out* I’m married joor. Don’t destroy my marriage.”

You get the gist abi, turn the table around and make it look like she is chasing you.

Here are more examples

HER: “What do you do for a living?”

YOU: “Okay na, she wants to find out if I’m a boyfriend material. Sha, I work in a professional boyfriend company. *smiley face* You?”

Another example:

HER: “Hi.”

YOU: “*smiling icon* I won’t reply your messages now. I need to play hard to get. Send me another message in the next 20 years.”

Hope you are getting it?

This style of chatting makes you appear incredibly interesting. The reason why it works so well is that MOST guys don’t chat this way and when a girl meets a guy who does, she finds him DIFFERENT. Plus chatting this way is not boring and that releases all the chemicals in a girl’s brain that makes her view you as someone who has an attractive personality.

This is just plain elementary psychology.

Now, let’s check out strategy 2.

#2. MAKING POSSESIVE JOKES:


This strategy involves chatting with a girl like she is your wife. As in chatting with her like you two already have something going on between you two.

Very quickly, let me give you some examples of possessive jokes.

1. “Hey baby, how is our baby. Hope you are taking care of her. make sure you breastfeed her enough, I don’t want story.”

2. “I’m thinking of you having either 14 sons or 16 sons for me. How many can you handle?”

3. “Mehn, I want a divorce. You are not being a good wife again.”

4. “Leave that boy and come and date me while the offer lasts. After two days I will change my mind.”

5. “I heard Blackberry Passport is out. I want that for valentine, don’t go and buy me singlet and boxers”

You get it, right?
Occasionally drop husband jokes on her and let the jokes be possessive in a playfully way.

Here are more examples:

You could send her a night gown picture you downloaded online then say something like>

“I want to see you on that when I return. If you wear something else I will start cheating on you”

Now, think up yours…

WARNING

Don’t overdo these two strategies. The way to use it is to drop it from time to time and then reverse to having a normal conversation (i explained the art of conversation on my website. see my signature for the address).

If you overdo it you will start appearing like a clown and that’s not good. (You wouldn’t want that, trust me). And while you are using these strategies, be relaxed. Use it like you are having fun.

Don’t try hard to be funny or fun. It will show and it will make the girl you are communicating with to see you as someone who needs her attention so bad.

INFACT, don’t just go and start using the chatting strategies I explained in this article. Before you start using it, you need to learn THE BASICS of creating interests in girls.

And that is where my ebook comes in it. In it, I explained what to do and what not to do when it comes to making a girl interested in you.

To order for the ebook today; view my profile and you will see two numbers to contact - one is a number you can send a watsapp message to and the other is another you can call (if you wish).

watch out for my next articles here on Nairaland....(also view my profiles for more of my articles)

see you.

traware:
Sir,I have a question pertaining to your threads on this forum and your e-book.The question goes thus;Why do you always place emphasis on the onus of the approach being the responsibility of the men?Why not the women?Afterall,from my personal experiences,women are much more inclined towards 'relationships' especially monogamous ones in the long run(for many reasons I won't go into here inorder not to derail the thread)than men.I'm patiently waiting for your reply to this question Sir

CharlesNneji1:
Thank you, bro.

Nori:
I guess because he is a man so he speaks from a mans point of view, we ladies also have relationship experts who tell women how to attract men and for ladies who are bold enough how to also approach men.
you guys don't even know you are lucky, by doing the approaching you are actually at an advantaged position because you get to approach the girls you like and find attractive. if not for the way the world is changing now and modernisation, its really not in the psychological make up of a woman to approach, chase or pursue men, we are not wired that way.

CharlesNneji1:
Thanks. You explained it all

kechywillz:
Baba no vex oo. How i fit get dis ur Ebook or textbook,i need am seriously,i wan bad like u

Nori:
I guess because he is a man so he speaks from a mans point of view, we ladies also have relationship experts who tell women how to attract men and for ladies who are bold enough how to also approach men.
you guys don't even know you are lucky, by doing the approaching you are actually at an advantaged position because you get to approach the girls you like and find attractive. if not for the way the world is changing now and modernisation, its really not in the psychological make up of a woman to approach, chase or pursue men, we are not wired that way.