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Definiton Of A True Friend by oginni106(op): 3:07pm On May 11, 2015
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing.
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by Nobody: 4:23pm On May 11, 2015
grin grin grin
Lol very true



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Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by justmag(m): 4:29pm On May 11, 2015
Is this how brothers get girls attention now? ? Is this what the kids are doing now??... undecided
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by johnlegend01: 4:37pm On May 11, 2015
ehnehn...nawa o.
You try o
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by komzyb(f): 4:48pm On May 11, 2015
johnlegend01:
ehnehn...nawa o. You try o
lol,real ehnehn
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by komzyb(f): 4:50pm On May 11, 2015
Lolz...op are u serious?
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by oginni106(op): 8:25pm On May 11, 2015
komzyb:
Lolz...op are u serious?
am serious ooo, u like it abi ;-)
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by komzyb(f): 8:28pm On May 11, 2015
oginni106:
am serious ooo, u like it abi ;-)
cheesy
oginni106:
am serious ooo, u like it abi ;-)
your comedy make sense sha
Re: Definiton Of A True Friend by oginni106(op): 8:32pm On May 11, 2015
komzyb:
:Dyour comedy make sense sha
lol...tanx sis
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