₦airaland Forum

yetunsbay:
it baffles when some people just make comment due to free mb from network providers. Okay oo... In nt more than two sentence,one for each,who's a stark illiterate?? Last time I heard GMB ws in a meeting with powerful pple in d world and President of other countries huh... I jst advice being hateful wudnt do u good

agabaI23:
I dey here oo dey see your handiwork.
I commented on your lessons-from-GEJ's-loss thread.
How body?

Truckpusher:
Bicycle story na story wey get K-leg like APC and the olodo General .

dearpreye:
My boss, I'm good and in a state of health. ...

How's u r end Bro?

chukwudi44:
so because he held a meeting with "powerful" people he is no longer an illiterate ba? You reason just like him. Birds of the same feather (illiterates) flock together

PhockPhockMan:
So Jonathan must teach you how to start your government abi?

You must wait till eternity.

temitemi1:
Barcanista, heartbreak

sukkot:
the niggas name is PHOCKPHOCKMAN. his area of specialty is in his name. any other topic and he is swimming in deep waters lwtmb

Twaci:
Guys , forget who love me pass, let's have lunch

CC: barcanista

barcanista:
where is the venue?

PhockPhockMan:
Have you seen me near romance section before?

Twaci:
Not my house . Neither am I going to ur place. Let's go to Mama Sikira's buka

barcanista:
A hotel shd be fine or truckpusher's house

Twaci:
Truckpusher's wife will bath me with acid...I don't want

barcanista:
Then we go to a hotel

dearpreye:
Einstein, what profits have your big brain brought Nigeria? Just asking shaaa.

While others are busy deploying social media to develop and improve their systems, some of us are using it to abuse people who are obviously miles ahead of their parents!

Twaci:
Truckpusher's wife will bath me with acid...I don't want

kodded:
why would you collect "tips" from the "most corrupt leader on earth" according to your foot soldiers here in nairaland

MzJackBaueress:
you simply do not know how the presidency is run so stop being ignorant.

naijadeyhia:
wow is this really how low the educational levels of supposedly educated Nigerians has sunken to? They are no longer able to deduce or analyze simple words in its right context and guise? Let me help!

When any government is HANDING OVER that word HAND OVER goes beyond " I am stepping down, now u continue" it depicts handing over everything in your power pertaining to governance. e.g; pending projects (how much budgeted, spent and balance), finished projects, (conclussion amount), persons involved, persons relevant, when they came onboard and all that. These form what is referred to as USEFUL TIPS and not the ABCs of governance as many of you seem to think. This is to either ensure continuity, change of priorities or outright scrapping or also to ensure continuous participation by those already involved or a change of "in charge" figures.

The person who you all should focus on isnt buhari but Jonathan because his actions show he was not having any direction to governance so CANNOT GIVE USEFUL TIPS inadvertently throwing a spanner in the works of buharis government from day 1. Those who still do not understand what USEFUL TIPS mean after my explanation above are as clueless and lack direction as Jonathan does,did and remains!

Truckpusher:
Not at all darling,my wife is an educated woman and she doesn't bite people.

What more can I do for a brother?
I'll always give my brother a place to lay his head anytime anywhere.
common on in -This is your house.

Twaci:
Cool! Lemme invite my friends over, we are gonna have a PAARRII!

Truckpusher:
Paarrii is a must my dear.

Bring them all in ,every drink is on this house .

Barcanista and Temitemi1 ,you better wake up ,Miss Nairaland in waiting, is in the house.

mudiana:
It is a pity that some people don't know how to read well.he didn't say he was looking for tips to govern the country. He said he hasn't gotten any tips to take off.do u guys know Jonathan ll b leaving some gud projects behind such as YouWin and many others.Buhari needs reports from such projects and am sure Jonathan is yet to release those reports to him.so these re the tips Sai Baba is looking for. Make una dey try read well...

Spaxon: its my 1000th post on nl

an illiterate is always an illiterate.... . .. .
meanwhile....



A man needed a brain transplant
The surgeon brought him 3 diff brains ..
The first he said cost just $500 -it belonged to albeit Einstein (90% used)
The second cost $2000 - it belonged to Henry Ford (75% used)
The third cost a whooping $1,000,000.00 - it belonged to a Nigerian army General (it has never been used)



Last Bullet:
There's a diff b/w a ph.D holder and an FSL holder.....

hbd chiam55

Twaci:
Venue: The derailers thread. Oh and everyone is invited

Mactonero: Try Pej

PhockPhockMan:
APC cried foul when Jonathan said he will handover on 28 May,
what do they want?

sonOfLucifer:
Foolishnes must be engrained in your DNA. It is only right that anyone leaving an office for another should offer advice and guidance to his successor. To talk true no dey kill o....