MrCork:
..SANDRAHNAUAB (Beyansi loooalike, beaurifull,intelligence,natural beauty,classy,wifey material,model) KINDA LOOKING LIKE THE CHOOSEN ONE!!.

scentmarlc:


Sister yu try, i hail yur ministry. But do quick make yu know join school of "no husband" like mama nkechi wey dey sell roasted corn beside that your house. Biko!!!

scentmarlc:


Orijin1.01 sef don use all him schoolfees money buy credit subscribe finish on top TWACI matter.

Oga Teempakguy sef don dey frown nao......coz na MB all dose designs dey chop!!!

I just remembered say i some of trypa's e-idiots lamenting their MB wipe in the crime section. Mayb dem dey report those contestants to the police nii, i no know oooo

MrCork:





...bro the chick cant cook and she aint even lightskin sef!! (No ofeinse)

Dygeasy:
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT


We got a 100% increment in the prize categories for the Winner to the third-placed contestant. This Increment is all thanks to CHARLENE We say to her a big thank you and our hearts reach out to her and say thousands of good wishes for her.

[size=16pt]1st Position : 10000 Naira Cash

1st Runner-Up: 6000 Naira Cash

2nd Runner-up 4000 Naira Cash

Data or Recharge Card worth 1000 Naira OR more...

Data or Recharge Card worth 1000 Naira OR more...

The Surplus will be shared among other contestants via recharge cards[/size]


The Contest just added a new twist. We didn't announce a specific date for kick-off initially but we were looking at the beginning of the coming week. As things stand now, we have only received details and profiles of only half of the total number of contestants so to give them all ample time to make these submissions, we give a week break from now. While we wait, the week would be spent interviewing our contestants by Mr. Wristwatch and Miss Dechandel so we can get to know them and have some fun. I do hope we enjoy ourselves as we wait for the D-day. Apologies however for the yet prolonged wait. We don't wish to disappoint you.



[size=20pt]MISS NAIRALAND CONTEST 2015 KICKS OFF OFFICIALLY ON MONDAY, THE 18TH OF MAY 2015[/size]

hiyahnuh:
am still confuse on who to vote 4

scentmarlc:

Hahahahahahahha i yaff kill masef wit laff oooo. No quote my baby pinshure

scentmarlc:


Okk na. Tommorrow we go do the launching. We go open our office(thread) in the romance estate. Any contestant wey no abide by our terms, go hear am. Make anybody no think say dem fit use pancake, fake kiss, fake hugs, e-tea, e-cookies, e-yansh, fake thank you......etc decieve us oooo

And make allof dem go update their profile pinshure. We need new set of pinshure. Yesterday i almost blind wen i saw one dem pinshure wey the neck long like.......make i no talk am finish.

My babes wey dey among dem....twaci, abeg go an upload a pinshure dat wud motivate my boys to start buying vaseline. Tohpaz, abeg no dey too smile for pinshure and pls comot dat jersy. My guys belong to many clubs, no con cause confusion among dem. Trypa, abeg no sitdown under tree snap again ooo else.....and also move closer to camera make we see yur pancake face well well. Subbie d, uhmmm, we don know say yu get cloth. We gerrit. But yur pose be like say na VS yu dey do. Swagger yu no get, shakara yu no buy....abeg do something about it ooo. Mzlaurel, e b like say u jus join nairaland. Thread don already reach 262pages, na just twice dem fly yur banner...why?...continuuu. Lurlah how market. Abeg tell yur designer to stop smoking jamaican weed oooo. Coz since yu give d guy password to yur fone, na yur pictures wey no fine d guy dey select oooo. Hmmm, yu sef know d implication. Mziceberry, abeg tell yur fans say na joke yu dey, on time. Adeh39, babe yu fine put small ginger ehn. Marienferanmi, na only me know say na bcoz of miss nairaland 2016 yu dey here. Oya gather the famiiarity wey yu com gather make yu dey go. Sandrahaub, thank yu for the face and that painted eyes. Buh abeg give yur designer anoda pinshure make dem use am design. Dat black cloth don dey fade small by upper chest abi na upper bre*st


Abeg i don give una heads up oooo. I did not forget aipete2, i just thought its better i no talk abt her make dem no ban me.

adeh39:

Dearie..... how are you doing?

scentmarlc:
Ohh my babe i dey gidigba as buhari dey for osinbajo back ooooo

scentmarlc:

Hahahahahahahha i yaff kill masef wit laff oooo. No quote my baby pinshure

Aipete2:
Tell me my problem nw oh

maureensylvia:
Gosh...I need more campaign managers
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blym

blym:
Good evening, , how are u doing? Campaign managers? Seek and u shall found, trust ur handiwork, u go c em plenty