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Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 8:33pm On May 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Infatuation!
From what you wrote up there, I can only conclude that you're a kid.
Try and act in a matured way.
I didn't ask to get insulted!
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 8:38pm On May 17, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
and u seem to have ur head so far up ur àss that u can't seem to realise



"No one can teach u to grow some stones, itz either u were born with it or u ain't got shït"
Ooooh, very helpful indeed, bro,you've been very helpful, made me realize something, well, thank you.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by IamLEGEND1: 8:40pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Ooooh, very helpful indeed, bro,you've been very helpful, made me realize something, well, thank you.
Don't mention it.

itz da least i could do.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by LogoDWhiz(m): 8:50pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
I didn't ask to get insulted!
I didn't insult u. Just told u the truth.
You've received enough insults, don't want to add more.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 8:52pm On May 17, 2015
ireneony:
Is this a poem or whatundecided
Nope, not a poem, an experience
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 8:55pm On May 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
I didn't insult u. Just told u the truth.

You've received enough insults, don't want to add more.
Well, your truth stinks, in my own opinion, and I woulda done pretty well without it.and I wouldn't imagine you adding more insults.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by LogoDWhiz(m): 9:02pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Well, your truth stinks, in my own opinion, and I woulda done pretty well without it.and I wouldn't imagine you adding more insults.
Yeah. That's why its the truth. It has to stink.
A popular quote goes thus "The Truth is Bitter"


Just do a self-reflection and review your actions.
Would you have encouraged your younger brother to behave as you are behaving.


You can't even face a girl. Smh!

She get gun? She go kill u?
Man up jare!


And please, don't quote me again if you have nothing reasonable to say. If you do, I won't give u the pleasure of a response!
Thanks!
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 9:08pm On May 17, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Yeah. That's why its the truth. It has to stink.
A popular quote goes thus "The Truth is Bitter"


Just do a self-reflection and review your actions.
Would you have encouraged your younger brother to behave as you are behaving.


You can't even face a girl. Smh!

She get gun? She go kill u?
Man up jare!


And please, don't quote me again if you have nothing reasonable to say. If you do, I won't give u the pleasure of a response!
Thanks!
Pleasure of a response?
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by 400billionman: 9:15pm On May 17, 2015
I actually came home with her.


But forgot to pick her number ..
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 9:18pm On May 17, 2015
400billionman:
I actually came home with her.

But forgot to pick her number ..
Bad guy,so u dey dream about her too?
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by 400billionman: 9:25pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Bad guy,so u dey dream about her too?
Happened that we mistakenly sat together today, a girl that we have been talking on phone and she got pissed when I rejected her request to visit me.

We drove home together but I forgot to pick her number cause I had deleted it previously..
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 9:29pm On May 17, 2015
400billionman:
Happened that we mistakenly sat together today, a girl that we have been talking on phone and she got pissed when I rejected her request to visit me.

We drove home together but I forgot to pick her number cause I had deleted it previously..
Aswear, na you o
*my subtle sarcasm breaks its limit*
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 9:49pm On May 17, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Many are mad, few are roaming, truly. [/color]
oghene mi! What has madness got to do with it? Mtheeeew. Dumb.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by younghartz(m): 10:09pm On May 17, 2015
the truth is that you don't love her
#fact
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:13pm On May 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
oghene mi! What has madness got to do with it? Mtheeeew. Dumb.
Please, I wonder o
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 10:15pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Please, I wonder o
they are newbite dear.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:15pm On May 17, 2015
younghartz:
the truth is that you don't love her

#fact
Your totally wrong, of course, I do love her, I associate the word love with the feelings I have for her
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by younghartz(m): 10:17pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Your totally wrong, of course, I do love her, I associate the word love with the feelings I have for her
Whoa! If you say so
So,give me a reason why you do love her grin
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:17pm On May 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
they are newbite dear.
True that.. That's why they can never understand feelings
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:17pm On May 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
they are newbite dear.
True that.. That's why they can never understand feelings
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:20pm On May 17, 2015
younghartz:
Whoa! If you say so
So,give me a reason why you do love her grin
Just one reason? Bro, I could write a book
Well, I don't know how or why, buh I just love her and I can't stop.. Its like I don't own my thoughts anymore
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by younghartz(m): 10:25pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Just one reason? Bro, I could write a book
Well, I don't know how or why, buh I just love her and I can't stop.. Its like I don't own my thoughts anymore
I know you could write a book
Bt I need only one
And I'm waiting bro grin
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 10:28pm On May 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
oghene mi! What has madness got to do with it? Mtheeeew. Dumb.
[color=#150000]Kindly creep back to the hole you crept out from. . . Turtle. [/color]
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 10:29pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Okay o, now that I've not thought about joy for the past 5 seconds, well,that's a new record. And oooooh, I jst thought about her, joy! Joy! Joy! I'm dead, dead I tell u believe me, as a writer and editor, how am I supposed to work with the beautiful mental picture of a girl in my head.? How? I don't think I can! Okay, enough! See what joy has caused,I can't even maintain a specific train of thought for a minute, I keep on DERAiling, eh? Get it? Alright lemme explain.
I was standing in church one fateful sunday,pouring out worship to my God, singing his name to the rooftops,that even the gargoyles on the roof came alive: hehehe..crayy. So here I was, I didn't ask for the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen to walk down my row and sit next to me,well she did! I turned aside,my hand in the air,and I was struck at once, good old cupid didn't miss a feather, a bad ass bull's eye and I fell in love with joy.after praise and worship, I asked her for her name, and she said "joy" with a smile,and I smiled back feeling happy.
See life, now I'm sad,wishing joy was with me on my king size mattress cuddling tightly and watching tv after this lonely making rain. But is she? Nope! She's probably somewhere else,sorry, she's certainly somewhere else! Ok now,I had planned to ask her out but every time I see her nowadays, my brain jst empties itself,maybe always paralyzed with fear, very unusual for someone like me. I Rekhyt the fourth,the striking kraith,I have run with the bufallo fathers of the plain,assassinated the great kings of uruk and looted their ebony women, I who drank with ambassadors from rome,who dined with quesh of the al-arish. I, who, I'm very sorry, joy's fault,jst thought deeply of her and it made me feel heroic, if u know wah I mean.
Well, bottomline is ,I can't talk to this girl in person, I jst babble and derail, can't even ask her out with all her smiling, like today, at church, had to avoid her,and now at home,I'm seeing her everywhere! I simply love her and I'd lose my mind if I can't act on my feelings. Sooo, it is on this note that I appeal to my fellow nls, apparently the reasonably ones of course, no riff raff, to advise me,I've never been like this before, I'm losing my marbles! Enough for now, back to the drawing of joy! Joy! Joy!.
NB.I'm actually so very serious.
Here

Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:30pm On May 17, 2015
younghartz:
I know you could write a book
Bt I need only one
And I'm waiting bro grin
Um, now that u've mentioned it distinctly,er,I kinda hv none firm enough to be called a reason, but she's joy.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 17, 2015
Jollyjoy:
they are newbite dear.
[color=#150000]Dumb fvcking ass.

It's newbie, not newbite. . . What are they biting?

Fvcking zoophyte.
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Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:31pm On May 17, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Here
Thanks man, real helpful, believe me.
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:32pm On May 17, 2015
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Dumb fvcking ass.

It's newbie, not newbite. . . What are they biting?

Fvcking zoophyte.
[/color]
kiss
Blackett:
[color=#150000]Dumb fvcking ass.

It's newbie, not newbite. . . What are they biting?

Fvcking zoophyte.
[/color]
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by younghartz(m): 10:33pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Um, now that u've mentioned it distinctly,er,I kinda hv none firm enough to be called a reason, but she's joy.
you cannot make me understand. You cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside you. You cannot even explain it to yourself

Now I see that you love her

Then approach her na
Abi she get 4breast?
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by Nobody: 10:35pm On May 17, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Thanks man, real helpful, believe me.

Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:38pm On May 17, 2015
younghartz:
[b]you cannot make me understand. You cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside you. You cannot even explain it to yourself[\b]

Now I see that you love her

Then approach her na
Abi she get 4breast?
Lol, at all.2.
Thanks a lot bro,you've been very helpful,I appreciate it
Re: Help!!! my brain! its been taken over by ikeepitreal(op): 10:39pm On May 17, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
[/quote]The shii for real wink[quote author=BUTCHCASSIDY post=33839334]
The shii for real
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