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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Akposkool(m): 4:01pm On May 18, 2015
ronald4lif:
Number 1 is the most dumb reason among all of them.
I believe it's the most frequent and probably important
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:02pm On May 18, 2015
zinachidi:
i know a girl hu has vowed to marry only a last son in a family....

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Nobody: 4:03pm On May 18, 2015
For the religion: amos 3:3 confirms dt 2 cannot marry unless they agree.
For d English: our GEJ can explain beta hw mama peace ruined n disgraced him. grin
if u love dwarfs, wait till wen u produce a generation of dwarfs.
For marriage between 2 people having different culture: Go n ask d women wat they go thru frm their inlaws especially in sum cases whr d husband dies untimely; some even go 2 d extent of forcing d women 2 sleep wit d corpse,barb all her hair, n give d water used 2 bath d corpse.
For the big manhood issue: All form of premarital sex is bad ranging frm kissing, romance to sex itself.

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:04pm On May 18, 2015
vybrant:
Pressure from their parents too
some selfish parents see their daughters as escape route to their misfortunes that they go as far as turning down a potential suitor who falls short of their apiori expectation

You're not far from the truth!

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:06pm On May 18, 2015
Sunnycliff:
Religious Reasons and Job type to me is not funny! A present issue my family is facing is about the job of a guy who is a mortuary attendant seeking for my cousin sister's hand in marriage and we are reluctant to that! Is this reason funny? How can I give my daughter to a Fetish man? Hell No

So a mortuary attendant is fetish? Hope when you die it's your ghost that will attend to your corpse

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 4:07pm On May 18, 2015
winetapper:



Wine tapper,
can you please sell me this land? I want to plant some palm trees on part of it and use the remaining as grazing land for my cattle. Thanks.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:08pm On May 18, 2015
OwerriChairman:
Wow... But seriously,

guys that mother Engrisss could always try to use native lingua like me.

Who should like to marry a guys as husbandry and everytime he shall be spoke

"I Has Money".

No na,
it is shaming shy to every girls.

What about something like "did you went?" grin

Arrgh...i hateeeeeee angry

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by neonet(m): 4:09pm On May 18, 2015
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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:10pm On May 18, 2015
adepiero:
The only two valid reasons i know is

1) if he doesnt have money

2) if he is not sexually active undecided

Gbam!!!
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Mekybliss(f): 4:11pm On May 18, 2015
RedBenson:


Nice shape. Any vacancy?
na space fully occupied

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Fourwinds: 4:12pm On May 18, 2015
make dem wait. we dey come. shebi u want horse size abi na queens English.?? ok make I switch from orthodox church to penticostal church. ok Adamu say make u wait
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by BornnAgainChild(f): 4:14pm On May 18, 2015
Very Parmount grin

Mekybliss:
Number 4 tho shocked. I don't like big things joor. I prefer small and workable. I don't want thing that will come and give me a bow leg and a long hole

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Mekybliss(f): 4:14pm On May 18, 2015
IAmTobore:
If na so make u go marry horse!
go and check my modified post. It's clearly you didn't understand before insulting me.
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:16pm On May 18, 2015
tete7000:
Religious compatibility is important in marriage. Often times, it looks not important at the early stage of marriage, however as children comes it becomes serious issue. When you are convinced about what you believe, what you want your children to believe becomes your preoccupation.
Even within the same faith, doctrinal differences can often strain family relationship. Marriage is often not enough to make someone starts believing what he/she has hitherto consider heretical. While marriage across divides within pentecostal fold is often not serious enough to cause much conflict in marriages; doctrinal issues resulting from marriage between orthodox christians and pentecostal christians can really restrain marital union. I honestly won't advice a born and bred Jehovah witness to marry a devout Catholic neither do I think it is appropriate for a deeper life Christian and some other Pentecostal movement to marry into the catholic fold.

Wetin catholics do you

Leave judgment for God saint tete7000 undecided
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by ejikeme(m): 4:18pm On May 18, 2015
Mekybliss:
Number 4 tho shocked. I don't like big things joor. I prefer small and workable. I don't want thing that will come and give me a bow leg and a long hole


some bod you got there.

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Nobody: 4:18pm On May 18, 2015
Mekybliss:
Number 4 tho shocked. I don't like big things joor. I prefer small and workable. I don't want thing that will come and give me a bow leg and a long hole
then am ur right choice, oya come to daddy.

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by yungmarshall(m): 4:18pm On May 18, 2015
lol,marry a short man,and you guyz go to church on sunday and they take him to children section.LOL
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Olufemiolaolu(m): 4:19pm On May 18, 2015
Mekybliss:
Number 4 tho shocked. I don't like big things joor. I prefer small and workable. I don't want thing that will come and give me a bow leg and a long hole
Hmmmmm naa only big thing fit carry this ur heavy load ooooo. U go burry smallie tool with this ur meaty bum ooooo grin
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Aitee1: 4:20pm On May 18, 2015
RedBenson:


Nice shape. Any vacancy?

Chaiii...Akpara boy when will you ever repent angry sad
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by AdeniyiA(m): 4:22pm On May 18, 2015
The issue is, many ladies are confused undecided

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by PreciousBro: 4:22pm On May 18, 2015
Religion and Tribe Reasons To Me Are Very Important, I Endorse It. I Think The Funkes and Funmis Should Stick To The Ayos and Dayos ,Leave The Uches and Emekas To Be With Their Nkechis and Ihuomas ,No Hating But, It Is What It Is.

Call Me a Tribalist...Well,F^ck You In Advance. grin

For Better Understanding ,Culturally and For Religious Compatibility.

Thank You smiley
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Mekybliss(f): 4:24pm On May 18, 2015
dancok:
then am ur right choice, oya come to daddy.
daddy mba
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Olufemiolaolu(m): 4:28pm On May 18, 2015
Peaceisgold:
For the religion: amos 3:3 confirms dt 2 cannot marry unless they agree.
For d English: our GEJ can explain beta hw mama peace ruined n disgraced him. grin
if u love dwarfs, wait till wen u produce a generation of dwarfs.
For marriage between 2 people having different culture: Go n ask d women wat they go thru frm their inlaws especially in sum cases whr d husband dies untimely; some even go 2 d extent of forcing d women 2 sleep wit d corpse,barb all her hair, n give d water used 2 bath d corpse.
For the big manhood issue: All form of premarital sex is bad ranging frm kissing, romance to sex itself.
Holy virgin peaceisgold i hail oooooo grin
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Mekybliss(f): 4:29pm On May 18, 2015
Olufemiolaolu:
Hmmmmm naa only big thing fit carry this ur heavy load ooooo. U go burry smallie tool with this ur meaty bum ooooo grin
what a big thing can do, a small thing can do even better

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Mademoiselle24(f): 4:29pm On May 18, 2015
Errrrm, some gals cannot cope with guys who speak bad English. U don't av to sound like a native speaker of English. A guy shd b able to communicate in simple correct English.

But really, that shdnt be a reason for rejecting a marriage proposal.

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Occurstaem(m): 4:30pm On May 18, 2015
@humilitypays You are so on point. Many single ladies have some kind of weird mentality. Imagine a spinster saying she can not marry a man that is not good in English.
BTW, did you experience such ?
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Nobody: 4:31pm On May 18, 2015
if na peniss size them dey take marry, people like us for marry full house, because my size na extra large
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by tete7000(m): 4:33pm On May 18, 2015
Aitee1:


Wetin catholics do you

Leave judgment for God saint tete7000 undecided

I hope you know the person you are discussing with is a Catholic. I teach catechism and anytime I have opportunity to talk to young people, what I teach is what I wrote. Don't marry someone fundamentally different from you if you cherish and wish to preserve your faith - No house divided itself can stand. I have a good idea of what many other churches believe and one thing I know is many other doctrines are essentially out to dispute catholic teachings. So I ask 'Do you think it is healthy for a Catholic to marry someone who has been conditioned to believe Catholic doctrines are heretical?' So Mr., I hope you can get my point now?

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Kentrasso(f): 4:35pm On May 18, 2015
In other words "marry ANYBODY that comes to ask your hand in marriage"

My dear if you stand for nothing you will fall for everything

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Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by winetapper: 4:35pm On May 18, 2015
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:

Wine tapper,
can you please sell me this land, I want to plant some palm trees on part of it and use the remaining as grazing land for my cattle. Thanks.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY
how many cows in exchange grin
Re: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by Nobody: 4:35pm On May 18, 2015
With a man's wealth all those listed above are null and void.A lady will ignore a suitor's flaws when he is rich.Paw paw and that blind musician is an example.

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