Almost every lady has a corresponding maga because an average Naija guy is a potential maga

No matter how smart you are , you may still come across those money-grubbing girls that would go to any length to grub every last kobo in your pocket.

We do not have all day, let's get to business

Now grab your yoyo bitters and pop-corn, relax and ready meticulously

10 Things Guys Do That Make Ladies Turn Them Into Maga

1. Desperation For Sex
When you show too much desperation for sex gratification, you are on a path to maga zone, a zone which makes girls see you as their source of finance. Many ladies use sex as a leverage to cash in on unsuspected guys, force you to make solemn promises especially when you exhibit too much desperation. I could recall when a friend living next to my apartment invited a lady all the way from Lagos to Ado-Ekiti. The next morning he told me he had to prostrate and started making solemn promises before the lady gave in, and I was like, what height of desperation is that?

2. Refusing To Back Off
Some dudes are hell bent even when a lady outrightly tells then she's not interested. In this scenario, there are two things involved: firstly, some guys think that when a lady refuse them, they can use money and gift to get the lady into liking them. By so doing, the lady will see that as an opportunity to bleed the guy in question dry.

Secondly, having told you on many occasions that she feels nothing for you and you are adamant to back off. Since her stalker is making last-ditch attempts to get her, she will resort to put and fleece you in the maga zone.

3. Sending Recharge Quickly
It has become everyday disposition of average Nigerian girls to request recharge card from guys. A good number of them use various excuses (such as I'm broke and I need to call a nephew of my uncle's sister cousin brother of my father's uncle, I'm sick and I need recharge card, as if it were drugs etc) to get guys to send them recharge card. Don't get it twisted, there's actually nothing wrong sending recharge card to a lady in need, but some ladies take advantage of that to make you look mumu. You got to meet a lady and you are already sending her recharge card the first week just because you want to get the key to her heart, my brother, you are most likely to get into the maga list.

4. Being Overly Caring
Being caring is very good but one should do it with caution or else, you might be taken for granted. I have once overheard a lady called a dude on the phone, pretended she was ill and requested for money. Immediately she dropped the call, her friends said they doubt if the guy would send the money. I was so shocked when she said " Dem no born am well make e no send am" waaaaaaaaaat ? !!! Is it a crime to be overly caring to ladies ?

5. Notice Me Attitude
Many guys become a "YES" person because they want to impress lady. The truth is, every lady seeks financial security but no lady wants to marry a fool. Some dudes would always want to do things so that a lady would not see them as broke dudes, I'm sorry if you are the 'I-WANT-TO-IMPRESS' type, then your chances of being magad is very high

6 Forcing Yourself On Her
The best thing that can ever happen to you is when a lady has been fantacizing about you, but when a lady does not feel you at all and you are making last-ditch effort to get her. You are most likely to end up in the maga zone

7. Doing What You Are Not Capable Of
The best way to know if a lady likes you naturally is when you try to appear broke. Some would however drift away soon as they know the wealth of your pocket while some would wait; if you are flaunting your gadget(s) and doing what you are not capable of, then she's most likely to turn you into a maga.

8. Being Shy To Say NO
Personally, I'm never ashamed to say I don't have so I don't know why some guys are so ashamed to tell a lady they don't have. I have seen a case when a dude took a lady to an eatery and after spending all he had, he gave her money for cab and trekked home (miles away). I guess he was ashamed to tell the lady he wasn't with enough cash

9. Boasting About Your Finances
Money itself makes noise so I see no reason why you should boast about your family, or bank account. When you are caught doing this, then it's just one of the things we are talking about

10 Overhyping A Lady
When you overhype a lady, she sees herself like the queen of England and expects you to start running helter skelter when she demands from you

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2015/03/10-things-guys-do-that-make-ladies-maga.html

EroticAngelina:
this land is not for sale!!

englishmart:

Getting magad by ladies is a punishable offence

Candyrain:
I am feeling you jare... But can any guy claim he hasn't been magad at anytime before becoming wise?

Guy!! babe done maga me before but na #500 sha
D tin still dey pain me till 2day sef

alberto2k:

Bros sell that land to me na na else.......

Kai! alberto.......
so you wan dey threaten me now abi?

Oya, wetin you wan comment? make i comment am on your behalf

Orijin101:

Kai! alberto.......
so you wan dey threaten me now abi?

Oya, wetin you wan comment? make i comment am on your behalf

Orijin101:
Faran.o wicked ehn!!!!
See as she don delete comment like say rapture don take place
Mehn!!!!! the fear of faran.o is the beginning of all __________

Orijin101:
Before a babe can magalize me ehn!!! I swear she don don grow metu!!! As in like that of Methuselah in the Bible

I remember the day wey i magalize one mumu girl like that
She magalize her boyfriend finish collect money from am
Me sef come maga her collect the money after wey i lash the ode girl finish
Her boyfriend turn her maga
She con turn my magee

acidtalk:
By the way OP, change the "maga them" to "taking advantage". We need to start writing and speaking proper English in this country.

Our educational system is really going extinct which isn't good. I believe you the op is an undergraduate. Groom yourself even if your school and government don't.

I knew from the onset that foolish people will storm on this thread and pick loopholes

[i] One of the reasons why I avoid exchanging words with fools who can't measure up with my intelligence.

Now lemme tell you what you need to know you dumb headed English scholar..

Firstly, the style of this write-up is informal and according to what I was taught in secondary school, the use of abbreviations and slags are allowed in informal letters/write-ups so I don't know why people who know nothing claim to know much on nairaland

I would advise you to write an application letter to one of the local primary schools around


I didn't create this for you to pat me on the back or because I want to be seen as a Queens' English guru

View my profile and check my personal text for more info


Abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor

End of quote

prettythicksme:
u never meet sharp babes!!u go pay sharp sharp without lashing i swear

Abeg, you fit test me
I go lash you up down left right and nothing go drop from me