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An Igbo engineer can't find
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"

Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"

Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"

You can't beat an Igbo man

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo.

Why change it to boost your tribal status? [/color]

Lol..... Who no like better thing?

lagmostkuit:
This shiit has been trending on whatsapp since today

[color=navy]just today?[/color]

Lwkm

U should stop ! So your lesson here is to encourage cheating

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo.

Why change it to boost your tribal status? [/color]

and am not even igbo,
see ur life, i just saw it on fb and decided to share it.

..

Lordave:
Your husband nko?
No be Igbo?

not married

ritababe:
not married

LOL. Yu gat tym 2 reply dat guy, wats his problem wif igbos?

Greyworld:
LOL. Yu gat tym 2 reply dat guy, wats his problem wif igbos?

we are one family, meself no bi igbo