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Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 11:32am On May 20, 2015
An Igbo engineer can't find
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...

Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"

Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...

Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"

Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"

Lawyer (annoyed): "This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"

Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.

Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"

Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"

Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"

Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"

You can't beat an Igbo man

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Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by naijaboiy: 11:33am On May 20, 2015
Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo.

Why change it to boost your tribal status? undecided

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Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by DuchessLily(f): 11:47am On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo.

Why change it to boost your tribal status? undecided


Lol..... Who no like better thing?
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 11:52am On May 20, 2015
This shiit has been trending on whatsapp since today undecided undecided
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:12pm On May 20, 2015
lagmostkuit:
This shiit has been trending on whatsapp since today undecided undecided
just today?
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 20, 2015
Teempakguy:
just today?
Yeah...

Abi has it been trending in ur own side since 1900?
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:15pm On May 20, 2015
lagmostkuit:

Yeah...

Abi has it been trending in ur own side since 1900?
cheesy
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Nobody: 12:16pm On May 20, 2015
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by chimerase2: 12:49pm On May 20, 2015
Lwkm grin
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Pheals(f): 1:04pm On May 20, 2015
U should stop ! So your lesson here is to encourage cheating
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 3:03pm On May 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
Saw this on front page yesterday and it was an Indian man not igbo.

Why change it to boost your tribal status? undecided


and am not even igbo,
see ur life, i just saw it on fb and decided to share it.

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Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by demmy0325(m): 3:06pm On May 20, 2015
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Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Lordave: 10:29pm On May 20, 2015
ritababe:


and am not even igbo,
see ur life, i just saw it on fb and decided to share it.
Your husband nko?
No be Igbo?
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 10:05am On May 21, 2015
Lordave:
Your husband nko?
No be Igbo?

not married
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by Greyworld: 8:41am On May 28, 2015
ritababe:


not married
LOL. Yu gat tym 2 reply dat guy, wats his problem wif igbos?
Re: Igbo Man And The Lawyer by ritababe(f): 12:34pm On May 28, 2015
Greyworld:

LOL. Yu gat tym 2 reply dat guy, wats his problem wif igbos?

we are one family, meself no bi igbo

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