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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 27, 2015
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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Tbillz(m): 4:22pm On May 27, 2015
When you actually want to get down, you will do all of these repeatedly without complaining but after pouring it down there like severally then you have the boldness to come up with articles like this.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by portaableg(f): 4:23pm On May 27, 2015
Hahahahaha I love this wink

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Nobody: 4:23pm On May 27, 2015
This is what Orijin does to the brain if consumed under this hot sun!
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Whobedatte(m): 4:24pm On May 27, 2015
Yorubas call these category of men "gbewudani"
I refuse to be a "gbewudani" in Jesus name wink

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Flame4chi(m): 4:24pm On May 27, 2015
undecided

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by bettercreature(m): 4:25pm On May 27, 2015
So on point except the number 2,i always help them ladies to kill those things because i hate to see them screeming
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Nobody: 4:27pm On May 27, 2015
Reading comments... #my hobby#
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Moana(f): 4:28pm On May 27, 2015
If he doesnt kill spider for u get assistant bf who will grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Nobody: 4:28pm On May 27, 2015
This was actually kind of funny cheesy

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Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by tellwisdom: 4:28pm On May 27, 2015
2SWT:
l didn't say all undecidedl didn't say all

Can I feel your boobss before I open my door? sad
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by herex(m): 4:30pm On May 27, 2015
[quote author=JeffreyJamez post=34144932].

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

This post got me "laughing my ass out" bros I feel ur pain It's obvious ure writing out of experience..
Lol
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by eminenta: 4:31pm On May 27, 2015
Dey writter of dis post lack gud sense of reasonings...I read all dis nd am force to ask ma self aw dis made dey front page....rubbish ...infact lubbish
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by claremont(m): 4:32pm On May 27, 2015
These are the kind of topics that reinforce stereotypes which are clearly untrue.

A man who chooses to hold a door open for a male/female is being polite, politeness has nothing to do with being Nigerian. I would have picked up the holes in all the other points as well, but frankly, I have no time.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Kolade354(m): 4:32pm On May 27, 2015
Ishilove:

This is so true. They never open the doors. Cave men angry
what kind of men have u been dating ma?
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by baybeeboi: 4:32pm On May 27, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

1. OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure


2. Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders:

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



3. Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:


– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards:
So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.


5. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence:

Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!


https://tscng./2014/06/25/things-nigerian-men-dontwont-do/

welldone, but but no be our tins bdat
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by BlueMagic2(m): 4:33pm On May 27, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
Ladies are you paying attention because I shall say this only once and I believe once is enough for you. I mean, a word is enough for the wise and this is why wise people only speak once. Yes, a wise man once said this.

Most of you women just believe that because we are men, we are automatically some form of robot that can do anything and should in fact do everything. I’m sorry o but that’s far from the reality. Matter of fact, this is why some men have decided to be feminine seeing as they can’t cope with the demands of manhood. This has nothing to do with penis length. Thanks. As Nigerian men, here’s a list of some things you shouldn’t expect or ask us to do, please and thank you.

1. OPEN DOORS: Now don’t get it twisted, I know some of you are already like “it’s a lie, my man opens doors for me all the time. Well, yeah, it could be that his locks are special, the car door is faulty or you’re a new girlfriend. But here’s where I need you to think carefully; Your man opens the car door for you when you’re getting in right? Does he open it as well after the drive is done? I can bet my 3 month income that he doesn’t. Are you even mad? So you’ll get to the destination and you’ll sit still like unmoving waters and wait for him to come round to open the door? No really? You don’t feel like a waste? LOL, stop watching these movies girl, it don’t happen. You better flex your right arm, reach out to the door handle, pull and get your butt off that seat. Or if it’s a special edition ride, ask him for the ‘window winder,’ reach outside the window, locate the door handle and then pull. Sometimes your shoulder might be needed to complete the door opening procedure


2. Kill cockroaches and huge fucking spiders:

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer. The Bible even says “…and God made man in His image after His own likeness…” “…and gave them dominion…” Dominion is derived from the Greek word *look up the Greek word and insert here* which means ‘dominate.’This domination was given to both man and woman so I don’t understand why it has all of a sudden become my duty to kill roaches and seek out rats. I don’t see the problem these guys are bringing our way. Do you see them with guns or bombs? They really aren’t a bother so why should we seek to cut their life short? I suggest a negotiation system. How about you leave the room and allow me reason with these guys? I’m sure we can reach some form of agreement. Pushing me to kill or tossing a slipper at me to handle the issue isn’t the best. PS: If we’re talking about flying roaches though, can we discuss this in some other room?



3. Nigerian men are not Investigators: So it’s 2am and we slept off after some hot-like-egusi sex and somehow you don’t sleep deep so you heard a sound originating from outside or downstairs. Two questions:


– Why did you wake me?

– Did the sound call my or your name?

– Do I look like I major in handling sounds?

– Why the Bleep didn’t you just go check for yourself since you’re so attached to sounds?

I know that’s four questions, sorry this issue pains me. I mean, let sounds be. If you’re scared, just squeeze closer to me, hold me tighter. It helps if you’re sleeping naked as this gesture will arouse me and before you know it, we begin to make sounds of our own. Let us use sounds to eradicate the fear of sounds. Please, haven’t you seen that those who go to investigate sounds end up dead? Please biko, I still want to live this life.

4. Nigerian men can’t have abs, a baritone voice and beards:
So you better “pick your choose2 very carefully. You women just think you can replace “tall, dark and handsome” with “beard, build and baritone” without sending a request to the Federal Senate? You can’t. It’s not done. Now I’m an exception, I mean I’ve got all three (shut up, I do) but the average Nigerian guy has the beard (most of you are just struggling but we’ll allow you), the build? Well not with those pot bellies that lead you around and abeg sounding like a conductor isn’t really baritone. So women, choose one.


5. Nigerian men won’t allow you drive their new car in his absence:

Yes you’re the boo but baby, his ride is his gem. It’s not like what is his isn’t yours but see yeah? If you now bash the car, what will you say? Sorry? S-O-R-R-Y? You will now do face like a caught puppy and expect him to react? If your man lets you drive his new car, just know that if you bash it, you have to say ‘yes’ when he asks you to marry him, and note: he won’t ask kneeling down.

Of course there are other things Nigerian men can’t/won’t do but space hinders me from mentioning them all, I know some might wanna mention eating ass but I really know nothing ‘bout that shit and I don’t want to make unfounded assumptions.

Cheers yo!


https://tscng./2014/06/25/things-nigerian-men-dontwont-do/

Well I open doors for my woman all the time, I give up my seat, my woman can drive my new car anytime cos eventually the new car will become an old car, its no big deal. I can go looking for whatever is making that noise as long as i got my .40 with me. Cockroaches reallyyyyyyyyyyy. Well i guess i'm not a Nigerian then.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by sinizia: 4:33pm On May 27, 2015
Why should i open a door for my girl? She no get hand ni?
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by bettercreature(m): 4:33pm On May 27, 2015
Beloxxy:
Reading comments... #my hobby#
Jeez why you didnt contest shocked
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MKO4ever(m): 4:34pm On May 27, 2015
2SWT:
Some men do those things





Some of us do ALL those things and even more, just that we are really very few and scarce.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by JeffreyJamez(m): 4:34pm On May 27, 2015
eminenta:
Dey writter of dis post lack gud sense of reasonings...I read all dis nd am force to ask ma self aw dis made dey front page....rubbish ...infact lubbish

And you that your sense of reasoning is leaking from your ears have you created a topic that is Backpage worthy undecided
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by yorubaboiy: 4:35pm On May 27, 2015
kenedy175:
That's why we are Nigerian men. So many girls be thinking everything they see in Hollywood can be applied in reality. I pity such girls sha!
abi ooo.......oturugbekes
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Hidentity(m): 4:35pm On May 27, 2015
All I can do right now is laugh. It is really a funny post. Though, there are salient issues here and there, with faults too. But I am swayed by the humour.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MKO4ever(m): 4:36pm On May 27, 2015
Moana:
If he doesnt kill spider for u get assistant bf who will grin
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by iPopAlomo(m): 4:36pm On May 27, 2015
Kolade354:
what kind of men have u been dating ma?

Me...

Cc: Ishilove...
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by tessylex(m): 4:36pm On May 27, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Moana(f): 4:37pm On May 27, 2015
MKO4ever:

what?
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Kunleforreal(m): 4:37pm On May 27, 2015
Not all men do am. Do you have a dead laptop ? If yes, why can't you sell it for us and make money instead of trowing it inside dustbin. For more info, call 07035129972
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MKO4ever(m): 4:37pm On May 27, 2015
Beloxxy:
Reading comments... #my hobby#

You have a good shape
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by MKO4ever(m): 4:39pm On May 27, 2015
Moana:
what?

Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer.
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by justphillips(m): 4:40pm On May 27, 2015
horlabiyi:
K
k for Kashamu
Re: Things Nigerian Men Won't Do! by Moana(f): 4:40pm On May 27, 2015
MKO4ever:


Baby, the last time I checked, I was an Engineer not a Pest/Rodent Control Officer.
then your gf can have an engineer and a pest control guy grin

Engineer bobo
Spider killing bobo

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