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winetapper:
amu guilty too

winetapper:
amu guilty too

Fabzgrace:
Shame on you Robinhez

RobinHez:
This is so true.,....

LMAO!! IT IS! ROTFL. Yet some how we maintain HIGH a GPA.

But actually it's more like:

10 days left 10 chapters to go, 1 chapter per day
Day 1: Read half a chapter
Day 2: Read two more pages
Day 3: Take a break, there's still time
Day 4: Finish first chapter (YES! PROGRESS!)
Day 5: OMG 5 days left and 9 chapters to go, I can't finish this shit. Don't read. Take a motivational break
Day 6: Chat up friends to make sure they're behind as well. If they are, don't read, if they are not read half a chapter
Day 7: You get the first of many questions from a friend asking to explain something, but know absolutely nothing. Take another motivational break.
Day 8: Two more days after this. Start thinking of how to rationalize time. Convince self that in fact the first chapter you read took only two hours so you really only need 18 hours or 17 and a half hours now. Take another break. you'll continue tomorrow. Deceive self that you will wake up at 6am prompt the next day to clock in your first nine hours of reading during day time. Watch a series, and sleep by 4am the next day.
Day 9: Wake up. reconsider (you really only need 18 hours and have 48). reset alarm to wake you up by 9am. wake up. reconsider. turn alarm off completely. Wake up at 4pm feeling like a well rested baby then....freak out!

Day 9 night: rush to library, read another chapter in 7 hours(YES! MORE PROGRESS!). go back to watching series an sleep at 4am again.

DAY 10 (GEN GEN!): wake up at 11am and completely freak out! call up friends, stack up on "exam provisions," red bull, sugar rich drinks, coffee, and caffeine rich drinks. Buy tomorrows breakfast. Prepare the reading zone, make sure rechargeable lamps are charged, make space for everyone, invite the efikos, and begin the almighty all nighter at a rate of 1chp per hour if you're lucky.

This is the sage way of an engineer.

*modified*
In case I lead a young engineer astray, prior to this the whole semester is spent paying attention in classes, doing all coursework, and reading.

Chuukwudi:
but when exam mode is activated, our brains become sharp like a razor blade, we cover a whole course in a night before the exam, this is what we can't do ordinarily.
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RobinHez:
now this is what the meme was all about!

Chuukwudi:
But stop making it look like we don't read at all before exams