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Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by cococandy(f): 10:30pm On May 29, 2015
coogaluta:
I just dey watch Sisters Bukky & Tayo in 6D shocked cool grin
cheesy
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 10:56pm On May 29, 2015
bukatyne:
I suggest the man spanks her with his dick instead.

By the time he is done, the evil spirit propelling her would have left her body cheesy
Nooooooo, you didn't. shocked shocked shocked
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by taryour(f): 11:07pm On May 29, 2015
coogaluta:
I just dey watch Sisters Bukky & Tayo in 6D shocked cool grin
*winks*
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by iykedare(m): 11:14pm On May 29, 2015
bukatyne:
Did you just watch 50 shades of grey?

I suggest the man spanks her with his dick instead.

By the time he is done, the evil spirit propelling her would have left her body cheesy
You sef know.

The dick is the only weapon a man should ever use to beat his wife.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 11:23pm On May 29, 2015
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bukatyne:
@Wives, we sure cannot spank erring husbands However we know they can be sometimes childish...

The phrase big babies comes to mind she?

1. Make his food extra spicy

2. Bite his banana during Mouth Action

3. [b]Set traps when PHCN strikes


4. Bite his lips /tongue during kissing

5. Loading.... cool


I am sure we all want our husband to be corrected of childish behaviours.
cheesy cheesy grin grin, you have an active imagination
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:50am On May 30, 2015
okotv:
Hmmm....thank you
Why the hmmm?

I meant it cheesy
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:50am On May 30, 2015
okotv:
by the way do you subscribe to mouth action ?
Subscribe?

Is it a network or service tongue

I subscribe
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:52am On May 30, 2015
cococandy:
Did someone hack your account? grin
Lols!

Another side to bukatyne
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:52am On May 30, 2015
Timbuktou:
Nooooooo, you didn't. shocked shocked shocked
And virgin Mary gave birth to baby Jesus wink
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:58am On May 30, 2015
iykedare:
You sef know.

The dick is the only weapon a man should ever use to beat his wife.
I agree

The problem is that a lot of wives will be erring to the joy of their husbands.

Too Good wives will have problems.

Imagine... 'baby, you have not offended me since last week; don't you want to be flogged?' Or 'Why did you wear green skirt instead of bluehuh Come here let me flog you'

grin
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 8:59am On May 30, 2015
fem29:
[b][/b]

cheesy cheesy grin grin, you have an active imagination
Lols
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by iykedare(m): 9:47am On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
I agree

The problem is that a lot of wives will be erring to the joy of their husbands.

Too Good wives will have problems.

Imagine... 'baby, you have not offended me since last week; don't you want to be flogged?' Or 'Why did you wear green skirt instead of bluehuh Come here let me flog you'

grin
This is not the buka we used to know.
Well,change is here.

Enjoy the rod. grin grin
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 9:51am On May 30, 2015
iykedare:
This is not the buka we used to know.
Well,change is here.

Enjoy the rod. grin grin
Which one did you know?
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by lezz(m): 10:17am On May 30, 2015
5minsmadness:
Its simple really. Simply bend the struggling recalcitrant love of your live over your knees, expose her buttocks and with the palm of your hand render several quick and sudden spanks on her bombom in quick succession!


ADVAntAgEs:

1. No more injuries to your woman's face to mar her beauty.

2. No more cuts and bruises.

3. The female buttocks is fully padded with fat which allows for firm handling and spanking, delivering a good amount of pain to pass your message across without causing life-threathening bodily harm.

4. This method was formally permitted by the church! So you can beat her and still go and preach the next day, no shaking.

5. Studies have shown that for some reason women spanked on thier buttocks learn from their errors better and remain smarter than women who are continuosly hit on the head.

6. A beat-up this way is easier to turn into a make-up session. don't ask me how.

7. The woman would be too embarrassed to report you and even if she does, will probably be turned back to you with laughter for further punishment.

8. You can exert your authority without being called a 'beast' or 'inhuman'.

9. It enables you to show your dominance in a non-life threathening manner. And we all know most women like dominant men!

10. It alleviates your frustrations as a man, allowing you release pent-up anger and thus relaxing you and making you easier to live with.

11. Let's face it, women behave like children sometimes and pick up very annoying habits from thier 'usually' single friends. Because you love your wife, you’re willing to go to extreme measures to correct dangerous, destructive or annoying behaviors by striking her on the buttocks.



So the next time you have the urge to shut your wife up by making her swallow your fist, do think along these lines. Spank your way to a healthier and happier marriage!

https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1205417/images/o-SPANKING-facebook.jpg
@bolded, the vast majority of women really find ass-spanking a huge turn on.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by iykedare(m): 10:39am On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
Which one did you know?
Let's forget the old buka.
I like the new bukatyne.

Dear lord,
Please continue to bless the person who orchestrated this change in bukatyne with even greater sexual prowess.

Only good sex can make this change possible.

Amen.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by 5minsmadness(op):
iykedare:
Let's forget the old buka.
I like the new bukatyne.

Dear lord,
Please continue to bless the person who orchestrated this change in bukatyne with even greater sexual prowess.

Only good sex can make this change possible.

Amen.
Amen! grin


There was a time Sophyrocks was behaving cool calm and collected like this but recently went back to being her vitriolic self... Wonder what happened lipsrsealed
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Kimoni: 12:03pm On May 30, 2015
cococandy:
Did someone hack your account? grin
I was going to ask the same thing

Buka buka wink wink
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by okotv(m): 1:39pm On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
Why the hmmm?

I meant it cheesy
I have been receiving a lot of commendations lately. I just hope no one is deceiving me sha.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 1:50pm On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
And virgin Mary gave birth to baby Jesus wink
Hehehehe. BeeKay, peer pressure seems to be getting to you grin
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 3:05pm On May 30, 2015
okotv:
I have been receiving a lot of commendations lately. I just hope no one is deceiving me sha.
Lols

I do not give compliments I do not mean

Your online personality will make a fine gentleman...
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 3:07pm On May 30, 2015
iykedare:
Let's forget the old buka.
I like the new bukatyne.

Dear lord,
Please continue to bless the person who orchestrated this change in bukatyne with even greater sexual prowess.

Only good sex can make this change possible.

Amen.
huh

5minsmadness:
Amen! grin
There was a time Sophyrocks was behaving cool calm and collected like this but recently went back to being her vitriolic self... Wonder what happened lipsrsealed
I am sure my calmness would end when I post something you do not agree with

Timbuktou:
Hehehehe. BeeKay, peer pressure seems to be getting to you grin
Na me dey pressure peers sef grin
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 3:07pm On May 30, 2015
Kimoni:
I was going to ask the same thing

Buka buka wink wink
wink smiley cheesy
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by okotv(m): 3:25pm On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
Lols
I do not give compliments I do not mean
Your online personality will make a fine gentleman...
Thank you.
The last part of my last diary update covers your last statement.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by okotv(m): 3:25pm On May 30, 2015
bukatyne:
Lols
I do not give compliments I do not mean
Your online personality will make a fine gentleman...
Thank you.
The last part of my last diary update covers your last statement.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by honeric01(m): 10:19pm On May 30, 2015
Hehehe

Bukatyne

So this is how you're going to be for the next 4 years because we have a new govt?

I thought you were suppose to become more "conservative"?

This change is "one chance" tanoid style.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 2:26pm On May 31, 2015
honeric01:
Hehehe

Bukatyne

So this is how you're going to be for the next 4 years because we have a new govt?

I thought you were suppose to become more "conservative"?

This change is "one chance" tanoid style.
Lols
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 5:43pm On May 31, 2015
Spank me and this is what i will do:
Touch me not for one month
No eating with you
No bathing
No watching movies together
I will sleep on the floor becos d bed is hot
No gisting
Cooking uninteresting foods
And.......
My husband doesnt beat though but wat he does hurt like hell. He becomes deaf and dumb.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 6:38pm On May 31, 2015
Brokenbars:
Spank me and this is what i will do:
Touch me not for one month
No eating with you
No bathing
No watching movies together
I will sleep on the floor becos d bed is hot
No gisting
Cooking uninteresting foods
And.......
My husband doesnt beat though but wat he does hurt like hell. He becomes deaf and dumb.
Ma'am,

I know This thread is for the fun of it but

1. Is a punishment for a faithful man
2, 3, 4, 5 is a punishment to yourself.
6. A punishment for an husband that cares
7.He can eat outside or cook himself.

tongue
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 6:49pm On May 31, 2015
If that pics up there is the kind of "spanking" I need, it will surely turn me on. cheesy
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 7:54pm On May 31, 2015
bukatyne:
Ma'am,

I know This thread is for the fun of it but

1. Is a punishment for a faithful man
2, 3, 4, 5 is a punishment to yourself.
6. A punishment for an husband that cares
7.He can eat outside or cook himself.

tongue
Hmmn. Its still my own way of punishment though. He can continue cooking. i wasnt his wife in d first place. if i were, he wouldn't be thinking of using cane. i dont believe this is for fun.
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by bukatyne(f): 7:56pm On May 31, 2015
Brokenbars:
Hmmn. Its still my own way of punishment though. He can continue cooking. i wasnt his wife in d first place. if i were, he wouldn't be thinking of using cane. i dont believe this is for fun.
I am helping a sister and telling you it is not effective grin

I believe the tread was for fun

Look past the topic... look at the picture and tell me. that painful spanking was What the husband had in mind. cheesy
Re: How To BEAT Your Wife. by Nobody: 8:11pm On May 31, 2015
bukatyne:
I am helping a sister and telling you it is not effective grin

I believe the tread was for fun

Look past the topic... look at the picture and tell me. that painful spanking was What the husband had in mind. cheesy
Ok. i look past the topic to massaging ur wife's bum daily to prevent bum sagging. Tanx for d help sis
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