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This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by sunquiyahki(m): 7:59am On May 31, 2015 |
Pastor: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, "The New life Church", You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name. New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche. (church...shouts and cheers). Pastor: Halleluyah! Church: Amen. Pastor: Mr. Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the chuch to pray for you? Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how He promoted it in my former church. Church:AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN. Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him that "Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche's business in this church" (speaks in tongues ...masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds. Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNN Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former church because the business was not selling very well abi? Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually it was selling at first because the pastor had like 7 children and the children started dying one by one and they were buying the casket they use to burry them from me. Likewise, the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying the casket from me. By the grace of God sir, I make casket. Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, oh Lord destroy Mr. Ogbeche's life permanently if he refused to leave this church immediately... Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, FATHERRRRRRRRRR Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU.... hapi sunday 3 Likes |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by chekasforchekas: 8:02am On May 31, 2015 |
Thanks and happy sunday |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by clintino700(m): 8:03am On May 31, 2015 |
Lool Abi oh |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by justi4jesu(f): 8:03am On May 31, 2015 |
I usually wonder how these casket business owners pray, imagine sitting close to a casket seller in church and listening to his prayer points |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by Nobody: 8:07am On May 31, 2015 |
Op ori e ti daaru u don make me over laff dis morning.. God bless u bro |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by sunquiyahki(m): 8:09am On May 31, 2015 |
adeekiti: Lol. emabinu sir! Amen and you too. |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by Nobody: 8:12am On May 31, 2015 |
sunquiyahki:amen thanks |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by loomer: 8:13am On May 31, 2015 |
Nice one |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by tayebest(m): 8:15am On May 31, 2015 |
"Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche's business in this church" (speaks in tongues ...masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord,This part got my rib cracked... |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by tayebest(m): 8:17am On May 31, 2015 |
loomer:Nice One |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by loomer: 8:41am On May 31, 2015 |
tayebest: Thanks na error. |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by Whizpeter(m): 8:45am On May 31, 2015 |
STALE |
Re: This Is For You To Laugh Sorrow Out Of Your Life And Bring Happiness. by danio24ng(m): 8:53am On May 31, 2015 |
I love Nairalnders, nice format bro. |
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