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Boman2014 , enter thread and comment joor, stop peeping

skypeople:
Happy sunday everyone.

As you may have noticed as i entered, am completely new to you guys here, so its gona be completely understandable if you guyz dont wana associate yourself with a she-devil like my self.

**spreads mat**

Yeah i just want to bring to una notice some things i observed in churches have been to so far --- that are very distracting.

1. Most churches have no provision for kids. Their child keep standing up, running around, crying...etc. Thats very distracting abeg.

2. Choir uniforms : the choice of the choristers attire sud be completely selective. A too-bright attire will end up distracting the congregants. It might be a little bit difficut to resist turning to their corner instead of the altar.

3. Sitting arrangement: This is peculiar to some churches. In their bid to curb immorality and sexual sins, they have dermacated the female seats from the male seats. At the end of the day, our dear brothers wont concentrate on the bible reading or the memory verse. They keep tunning to the females section for inspiration.

4. Speakers: I wonder if heaven is such a noisy place. No it is not. The kind of speakers some churches uses is enough to host reinhard bonnkee crusade. Why The congregant will have to start using cerumol wen dey get home.

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ABEG FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR OWN DISTRACTIONS
Who knows, we might be helping a church owner re-strategize.

Thank you.



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Thank you bae for the heads up. Am coming back to share my own tori

scentmarlc:
Thank you bae for the heads up. Am coming back to share my own tori

berra

Op, if you can be distracted by what you listed above, then I`m sure, you`re certainly not ready to do business with God. Check urself (an advice though).

skypeople:
Boman2014 , enter thread and comment joor, stop peeping

what do you want to say? Am not religious.

boman2014:
what do you want to say? Am not religious.

ok sir

skypeople:
Happy sunday everyone.

As you may have noticed as i entered, am completely new to you guys here, so its gona be completely understandable if you guyz dont wana associate yourself with a she-devil like my self.

**spreads mat**

Yeah i just want to bring to una notice some things i observed in churches have been to so far --- that are very distracting.

1. Most churches have no provision for kids. Their child keep standing up, running around, crying...etc. Thats very distracting abeg.

2. Choir uniforms : the choice of the choristers attire sud be completely selective. A too-bright attire will end up distracting the congregants. It might be a little bit difficut to resist turning to their corner instead of the altar.

3. Sitting arrangement: This is peculiar to some churches. In their bid to curb immorality and sexual sins, they have dermacated the female seats from the male seats. At the end of the day, our dear brothers wont concentrate on the bible reading or the memory verse. They keep tunning to the females section for inspiration.

4. Speakers: I wonder if heaven is such a noisy place. No it is not. The kind of speakers some churches uses is enough to host reinhard bonnkee crusade. Why The congregant will have to start using cerumol wen dey get home.

5.
6.
7.

ABEG FEEL FREE TO SHARE YOUR OWN DISTRACTIONS
Who knows, we might be helping a church owner re-strategize.

Thank you.



Also remember to support scentmarlc as MR NA1RALAND

Wait what?!?! Churches demarcate based in gender? What is this? A mosque?