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What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 11:24am On Jun 03, 2015
Ladies please I need to know what you think after sex
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by donbenedict(m): 11:26am On Jun 03, 2015
They think ldkalslldjdhslalldnmkaklaljheyeyuudeugddbsbjlallsuyxbcclckdkm..
grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by XtraSmooth404: 11:27am On Jun 03, 2015
grin grin
Is that your final year project topic?

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Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by vizkiz: 11:27am On Jun 03, 2015
which kin mumu question be this? angry

dehm! These niggas just keep getting dummer! embarassed
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by alberto2k(m): 11:29am On Jun 03, 2015
Missclassy1 might be of help here grin

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Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 11:30am On Jun 03, 2015
alberto2k:
Missclassy1 might be of help here grin


It's misssclassy.
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Lothario(m): 11:32am On Jun 03, 2015
They think of where to get it next

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Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by brize(m): 11:32am On Jun 03, 2015
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Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Diqsaw: 11:33am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:


It's misssclassy.
Missclassy, Missclassy1, Missclasssy, Misssclassy, pls how many are you? undecided
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by alberto2k(m): 11:34am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:


It's misssclassy.
doesn't matter. . .cuz i just knew you'll get here by Ogun or sango grin

Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by KingTom(m): 11:36am On Jun 03, 2015
Diqsaw:

Missclassy, Missclassy1, Missclasssy, Misssclassy, pls how many are you? undecided
MissGhost, Missjenna grin grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by henribj(m): 11:37am On Jun 03, 2015
they think "shebi you don pour wetin you wan pour aby? now your body go rest".
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Diqsaw: 11:37am On Jun 03, 2015
KingTom:
MissGhost, Missjenna grin grin
*dies.........
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by vizkiz: 11:38am On Jun 03, 2015
KingTom:
MissGhost, Missjenna grin grin

you dey find trouble grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Young03(m): 11:38am On Jun 03, 2015
IF U ASK ME?.....
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by KingTom(m): 11:40am On Jun 03, 2015
vizkiz:


you dey find trouble grin
Na true I dey talk na grin grin grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by KingTom(m): 11:42am On Jun 03, 2015
Diqsaw:
*dies.........
grin grin grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 11:45am On Jun 03, 2015
I THINK THEY THINK ........ grin grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by bettercreature(m): 11:47am On Jun 03, 2015
20 things ladies think after sex

1. That was good.

2. Is it tacky to check my phone right now? Like 20 seconds after we just finished having sex? Yes.

3. I better go pee so I don't get a UTI. And explain that to him for the fortieth time.

4. God, I'm wheezing like a 70-year-old chain smoker. I need to go to running more. I got that cute J.Crew puffy vest for it and everything.

5. Was my cat watching us the whole time? Probably. At least she didn't try to swat at his balls.

6. How does the condom wrapper always end up on the floor?

7. He listened to me about the finger thing from last time! Good to know he takes suggestions.

8. I can't wait to tell my best friend at brunch tomorrow. Still too soon to look at my phone, right? Yeahhh.

9. Do we cuddle now? I don't want to instigate it because then I'm The Girl Who Cuddles.

10. Oh OK good he instigated it.

11. Awww, man, we rolled right into the wet spot. Wet spots are God's way of punishing us for the sin of fornication.


12. We clearly both feel this wet spot and neither of us are acknowledging it. Because it's awkward (if we're newly dating) and/or we're stubborn and lazy (if we're in a long-term relationship).

13. Do we have to get up and change the sheets? Do I even have clean sheets right now?

14. OK, yeah, let's just get up and change them.

[Sheets changed. Back to cuddling.]

15. Is his arm falling asleep?

16. Did my neighbors hear us? Eh, who cares?

17. How is he asleep already?

18. At least I can text my best friend now and tell her I totally just did it.

19. I'm trapped here now. Under his giant leaden sleeping-man arm. I guess I just have to lie here until we drowsily roll over and switch positions at 3 a.m.

20. What should I get for brunch tomorrow? I'll let my internal debate between pancakes and Eggs Benedict lull me to sleep.
courtesy...google search

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Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by MEGGATRON(m): 11:51am On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:


It's misssclassy.

you have more accounts on social media than any human being on earth

Out of 1.3million + on nairaland, I reckon yours alone is around 300k+
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by IamLEGEND1: 12:20pm On Jun 03, 2015
DID HE PULL OUT ON TIME?
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by martius101(m): 12:31pm On Jun 03, 2015
donbenedict:
They think ldkalslldjdhslalldnmkaklaljheyeyuudeugddbsbjlallsuyxbcclckdkm..
grin





lol.....badt guy
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by proxillin(m): 12:37pm On Jun 03, 2015
I thought his dck was bigger.
He said he could last 40min..he didnt even make 10 minutes.
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by vanbobo6: 12:48pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:

It's misssclassy.
Iranu abasha
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by opsy67(m): 1:25pm On Jun 03, 2015
They think that d sex might lead to pregnant
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by idu1(m): 2:07pm On Jun 03, 2015
KingTom:
MissGhost, Missjenna grin grin
grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by U2ice(m): 2:25pm On Jun 03, 2015
If u knw nw wetin u wan use d ans do?

NL sef don de tire person wiv dis kind yeye thread
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jun 03, 2015
Kingklent:
Ladies please I need to know what you think after sex
would av loved to tell u



But













I don't av a crack undecided wink grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jun 03, 2015
alberto2k:
Missclassy1 might be of help here grin

reason grin
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jun 03, 2015
misssclassy:


It's misssclassy.
I think there is a missclassy1 also @missclassy
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by KingTom(m): 2:37pm On Jun 03, 2015
Re: What Do Girls Think After Sex by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jun 03, 2015
bettercreature:
20 things ladies think after sex

1. That was good.

2. Is it tacky to check my phone right now? Like 20 seconds after we just finished having sex? Yes.

3. I better go pee so I don't get a UTI. And explain that to him for the fortieth time.

4. God, I'm wheezing like a 70-year-old chain smoker. I need to go to running more. I got that cute J.Crew puffy vest for it and everything.

5. Was my cat watching us the whole time? Probably. At least she didn't try to swat at his balls.

6. How does the condom wrapper always end up on the floor?

7. He listened to me about the finger thing from last time! Good to know he takes suggestions.

8. I can't wait to tell my best friend at brunch tomorrow. Still too soon to look at my phone, right? Yeahhh.

9. Do we cuddle now? I don't want to instigate it because then I'm The Girl Who Cuddles.

10. Oh OK good he instigated it.

11. Awww, man, we rolled right into the wet spot. Wet spots are God's way of punishing us for the sin of fornication.


12. We clearly both feel this wet spot and neither of us are acknowledging it. Because it's awkward (if we're newly dating) and/or we're stubborn and lazy (if we're in a long-term relationship).

13. Do we have to get up and change the sheets? Do I even have clean sheets right now?

14. OK, yeah, let's just get up and change them.

[Sheets changed. Back to cuddling.]

15. Is his arm falling asleep?

16. Did my neighbors hear us? Eh, who cares?

17. How is he asleep already?

18. At least I can text my best friend now and tell her I totally just did it.

19. I'm trapped here now. Under his giant leaden sleeping-man arm. I guess I just have to lie here until we drowsily roll over and switch positions at 3 a.m.

20. What should I get for brunch tomorrow? I'll let my internal debate between pancakes and Eggs Benedict lull me to sleep.
courtesy...google search
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