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steppin:
Stale....try again.

yorubaboiy:
its been long u knw........bt av been following ur qoutes .... dey were damn hilariious....like now am used BISH!!!....

MrsChima:
LMAO@dykd friends

My cl1t is bigger than your dick faggy!

Quite telling. Women with your type of extra-large , flabby and shapeless
vagina are used to courier drugs.

Two of your kind were caught with about 1kg each of cocaine yesterday. Yours would conveniently fit 9 kilograms and you wouldn't even feel it being inserted.

TheSonOfMark:

Quite telling. Women with your type of extra-large , flabby and shapeless
vagina are used to courier drugs.

Two of your kind were caught with about 1kg each of cocaine yesterday. Yours would conveniently fit 9 kilograms and you wouldn't even feel it being inserted.

MrsChima:
The "other girl" was you tranny! Let us have a dick measurement contest!

TheSonOfMark:

You have a dick?! Damn! What did Chima marry? Gosh! You are a mutated freak of nature! You are just like Missclasssy- a known transgender. :O

MrsChima:
I am waiting with the measurement tape gay bish!

TheSonOfMark:

Which confirms that you are a cougar.

Steppin was right; you are actively trying to lure young men for casual sex. Is Chima's that small that you audition young men whose phalluses are big to fit your extra-large vagina?

Is that why you are always in the Romance Section instead of the Family Section like other married women?

Whòre! Cougar! Useless woman!

MrsChima:
I didn't know Romance section was strictly for single folks.

I know it isn't for ret@rded gaya bishes like you.

TheSonOfMark:

Don't avoid the question. You opined that you have a dick and a vagina too. How does it feel like to be a hermaphrodite? Odd, right? Why haven't you committed suicide yet?

MrsChima:
Waiting on you to commit your suicide so I know I can die in peace.

MrsChima:
Waiting on you to commit your suicide so I know I can die in peace.

francizy:
You and this your boyfriend self.. Una no dey tire?

TheSonOfMark:

Don't die yet please. Your idiocy is my amusement.

MrsChima:
Shut up and mind your business hussy!

MrsChima:
Your AIDS/HIV is my curse to you...gay bish!

Aren't you the patient zero for Herpes?

MRS. ALZHIEMER PARKINSON!

bogolobango:
Op u ve forgetten self servicing nko

Captain2605:
Just like women, we men do certain things privately that are exclusively known to us only. Before I go on further, I want to issue a disclaimer that the things inherent in this article is not performed or done by every man. Some men might do one or two of these things while others might have a combination of more than a few. Moreover, the ones that actually do them will hardly admit they do anyways, or will they?

Get Naked
Women are known for enjoying walking around naked when they are home alone. Well, men also enjoy this. The reason for this isn’t far fetched given the fact that being unclad gives an air of freedom.

Spend Quite Sometime In The Toilet
The reason we do this is majorly because we take our phones, tablets and sometimes laptop along with us to the toilet. This form of distraction makes time pass by and we barely even notice. That’s because we become enthralled with games, instant messaging and other social applications. Some of us use that time to scan dating sites in the hope that we can meet our life partners.

Watch Porn
We’d never admit this but we watch quite a bit of porn in private. At times, the porn is strange to us giving the fact that we stumble on it through the numerous internet pages we surf. We find ourselves in a logjam in the adult entertainment hole and we emerge later from it with a sort of unsettled and disturbed mind based on the weird things we saw. The thoughts disturb us as we wonder if we can live up to the acting we witnessed.

Talk To Our Moms
Almost every man does this! We mostly talk about the women in our lives with our mothers in the hope that they will tell us when we are in the right or wrong. Mothers will still mostly question our stories of being right when we put our women in the wrong. In all, they make us feel better no matter how terrible the situation may appear to be.

Regularly Check Up On Ex-girlfriends
We actually obsess over this up to a point. Guys do this to monitor the progress of their exes. We want to know how they are doing, if they are more successful than when they were with us or if they are now dating a guy worse off than us. In a way, we hope our exes are no longer as beautiful as when they were with us, so we can laugh and smile about the fact.

Sulk and Cry
For whatever reason it is, the society believes that men should keep the emotional outbursts to a minimum. This has put some sort of pressure on men to always appear strong no matter what the situation calls for. That is the way it is and in order not to appear weak, we would rather cry in private most of the time. Be it an emotional scene from a movie, a heart break or the loss of a loved one, we will show the world our strong side and secretly shed tears in private.

Sing At The Top Of Our Voices
The crazy part about this is that we sing out loud in croaky voice to absurd music. We do this in private in order to shield ourselves from criticisms. We do this while carrying out a variety of activities including taking our bath, cooking, cleaning or while engaging in any form of idle activity. Funny enough, we sing to music you have no idea we actually like. The songs coupled with the singing activity actually has a way of improving our moods and general outlook to life.

Miss You
We privately miss the ones we love, especially our girlfriends. We get to only truly have fabulous private moments because we know our partners understand and are always there for us.

tdammy:
@OP U av just told us all what U do with ur quite time. Becos as a guy in my early 20's I do non, except spend lots of time in d toilet with ma mobile

TheSonOfMark:

Aren't you the patient zero for Herpes?

MRS. ALZHIEMER PARKINSON!