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Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:09am On Jun 09, 2015

Hello everyone, its that time again, the time for truth is here and I am going all the way, no matter what you all say

.

Let's talk about the things we do and things we claim we don't do, uncovering the truth in it all....

Oya leggo!

1. Guys Gossip
Hold your horses undecided

. Guys get offended when you accuse them of this, but then its true and no, its not some, I mean all! All guys gossip. Everything is a topic, from football, to their guy's girlfriend (its either how sexy hot she is or how lame she is in the kitchen)...most times, the gist is about the new girl in the neighborhood. Don't argue this with me.

2. Girls Snore
This is the part they all flock into this thread with tiny voices screaming (or typing in this case), "Its a lie! I don't snore!". Take a chill pill sister, we all snore. No, it must not be the loud thunder-like snores like a guy's, sometimes its soft and sexy (like a kitten's purr)....or not tongue

. Even I snore (purr, I mean) after a hard day's work or when I have stressed to a breaking point limit. So there's no need to break your nails over this because its true.

3. Guys Cry Too
Facts; The world is round, not all birds fly and guys cry. No need to come all macho, its true. You guys get emotional too, could be over a breakup (try denying this undecided

), death of a loved one (that's normal) or even while watching a movie (no? Try watching "The Faults In Our Stars" wink

.

4. Guys Cook Better Than Girls
Now this also a fact I have noticed. No, I am not saying all guys can cook, but do you know that the meal prepared by a guy tastes far better and more delicious than a girl's? I simply don't know how they do this but its damn true! You doubt this? Try it, then taste and see that he is a better cook.

5. Denial
Now all genders do this. They don't accept the truth about themselves even if it glares them at the face. And how can I prove this? Read the comments below....

Feel free to add yours

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by elantraceey(f): 9:11am On Jun 09, 2015

Guys love money - They try to narrow it to just girls , if you don't like it then why work for it

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by dharay99: 9:13am On Jun 09, 2015

coming from twashiii, Ohk lemme read...,

++modified++

That numb4 get as e be, so all in all,
I can Cook better dan yhu twaci..
Deny if u like,(ur numb5 says dt )

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by MEGGATRON(m): 9:14am On Jun 09, 2015

elantraceey:
Guys love money - They try to narrow it to just girls , if you don't like it then why work for it

this is probably the 56th dumbest thing have ever read.
If he doesn't work for it how will he feed you or carter for your national assembly needs?

1/3 of money men make goes to women/girls---expenses

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 9:14am On Jun 09, 2015

hm hm iv never seen or heard a girl snore, i dnt gossip, as tough as i claim to be, i do cry even when watching emotional scenes in movies.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:14am On Jun 09, 2015

elantraceey:
Guys love money - They try to narrow it to just girls , if you don't like it then why work for it

Very true! Let's see them try to deny this undecided

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 9:17am On Jun 09, 2015*

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:21am On Jun 09, 2015

dharay99:
coming from twashiii, Ohk lemme read...,

++modified++

That numb4 get as e be, so all in all,
I can Cook better dan yhu twaci..
Deny if u like,(ur numb5 says dt )

As if you can cook undecided

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by MEGGATRON(m): 9:22am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
Very true! Let's see them try to deny this

kai!!! I can't believe you adherent to that notion........... Will you marry/date any guy who doesn't provide for your petty needs? That means he has to work for money.

An average man can manage, I repeat manage 2K a week! I don't think there is any average girl/women who can manage that considering they have to buy hundreds of things for their up keep.

We work for it and you girls/women spend it!

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by elantraceey(f): 9:22am On Jun 09, 2015

MEGGATRON:
.

Not all ladies wait for guys to feed them.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by chibwike(m): 9:24am On Jun 09, 2015*

Girls trip for handsome guys like us too grin

....buh they wont admit....coz we always do the toasting.

Some ladies are beggars..buh most guys are so blinded by love ..that they wont really notice

ALL girls in their warped mind thinks that any guy that approaches them wants to ask them out

More loading... undecided

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:25am On Jun 09, 2015

[quote author=MEGGATRON post=34580097][/quote] undecided

Sounds plausible.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by dharay99: 9:28am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
As if you can cook

mah wo girl yi sha..

No try my cooking skills o0.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by jonaifame22(m): 9:31am On Jun 09, 2015

Sometimes gals like to hang their pants on the shower,it could be wet and dripping at times

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:32am On Jun 09, 2015

dharay99:
mah wo girl yi sha..

No try my cooking skills o0.

As if u fit boil water undecided

. Do u even know how to light a stove?

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by shamsuRana(m): 9:33am On Jun 09, 2015

MEGGATRON:
[color=#990000][/color]

U no lie bros..

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by dharay99: 9:34am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
As if u fit boil water . Do u even know how to light a stove?

no i dunno,
If u misbehave, ama cook u join my breakfast.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by xynerise: 9:35am On Jun 09, 2015

elantraceey:
Guys love money - They try to narrow it to just girls , if you don't like it then why work for it

Obviously, everybody likes money. We sometimes make the money for women.

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Twaci(op): 9:40am On Jun 09, 2015

dharay99:
no i dunno,
If u misbehave, ama cook u join my breakfast.

Be forming JBond for me, you hear?

All I know is u can't cook tongue

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by dharay99: 9:48am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
Be forming JBond for me, you hear?

All I know is u can't cook

hahahahahaha,
Yea i can't cook dat much TBH buh I'm better dan u
wen it cums to cooking.

++denying is allowed++

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Macmilla(m): 9:48am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
Hello everyone, its that time again, the time for truth is here and I am going all the way, no matter what you all say .

Let's talk about the things we do and things we claim we don't do, uncovering the truth in it all....

Oya leggo!

1. Guys Gossip
Hold your horses . Guys get offended when you accuse them of this, but then its true and no, its not some, I mean all! All guys gossip. Everything is a topic, from football, to their guy's girlfriend (its either how sexy hot she is or how lame she is in the kitchen)...most times, the gist is about the new girl in the neighborhood. Don't argue this with me.

2. Girls Snore
This is the part they all flock into this thread with tiny voices screaming (or typing in this case), "Its a lie! I don't snore!". Take a chill pill sister, we all snore. No, it must not be the loud thunder-like snores like a guy's, sometimes its soft and sexy (like a kitten's purr)....or not . Even I snore (purr, I mean) after a hard day's work or when I have stressed to a breaking point limit. So there's no need to break your nails over this because its true.

3. Guys Cry Too
Facts; The world is round, not all birds fly and guys cry. No need to come all macho, its true. You guys get emotional too, could be over a breakup (try denying this ), death of a loved one (that's normal) or even while watching a movie (no? Try watching "The Faults In Our Stars".

4. Guys Cook Better Than Girls
Now this also a fact I have noticed. No, I am not saying all guys can cook, but do you know that the meal prepared by a guy tastes far better and more delicious than a girl's? I simply don't know how they do this but its damn true! You doubt this? Try it, then taste and see that he is a better cook.

5. Denial
Now all genders do this. They don't accept the truth about themselves even if it glares them at the face. And how can I prove this? Read the comments below....

Feel free to add yours .

I love no. 4, backed by no. 5 grin

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by ggrin(f): 9:48am On Jun 09, 2015

[color=indigo]true lies [/color]

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by chibwike(m): 9:49am On Jun 09, 2015

jonaifame22:
Sometimes gals like to hang their pants on the shower,it could be wet and dripping at times

Lol...perv

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 9:50am On Jun 09, 2015

Number 3, 4 is actually true... More make chefs cooking professionally than females.

Nice write up twaci , u should add more to the list

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Senjo(m): 9:51am On Jun 09, 2015

Guys ar naturally gifted wen it comes to free flow of words among themselves. We don't gossip,we discuss n I won't classify dat as gossip.Gossip is more abt backbiting wh is rampant among ladies/girls.

For other collation u ar right.I remember a girl denying she neva snore.I did d needful by recording ha rehearsal wen she started cos I couldn't sleep wen she started.I played ha lines of rap n she was kinda ashamed of herself.
In conclusion I love ur writeup n am looking forward to more of it.

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Macmilla(m): 9:51am On Jun 09, 2015

jonaifame22:
Sometimes gals like to hang their pants on the shower,it could be wet and dripping at times

#dumb

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by JeffreyJamez(m): 9:52am On Jun 09, 2015

I don't cry! angry

...my face only leaks when I'm overflowing with awesome..... grin

...as for the gossip , guys don't gossip... we Gist!! cheesy

As for cooking...... That's why all the top chefs in the world are Males.. hehehehe
Cc: April07

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by cyndax(f): 9:55am On Jun 09, 2015

Twaci:
Hello everyone, its that time again, the time for truth is here and I am going all the way, no matter what you all say .

Let's talk about the things we do and things we claim we don't do, uncovering the truth in it all....

Oya leggo!

1. Guys Gossip
Hold your horses . Guys get offended when you accuse them of this, but then its true and no, its not some, I mean all! All guys gossip. Everything is a topic, from football, to their guy's girlfriend (its either how sexy hot she is or how lame she is in the kitchen)...most times, the gist is about the new girl in the neighborhood. Don't argue this with me.

2. Girls Snore
This is the part they all flock into this thread with tiny voices screaming (or typing in this case), "Its a lie! I don't snore!". Take a chill pill sister, we all snore. No, it must not be the loud thunder-like snores like a guy's, sometimes its soft and sexy (like a kitten's purr)....or not . Even I snore (purr, I mean) after a hard day's work or when I have stressed to a breaking point limit. So there's no need to break your nails over this because its true.

3. Guys Cry Too
Facts; The world is round, not all birds fly and guys cry. No need to come all macho, its true. You guys get emotional too, could be over a breakup (try denying this ), death of a loved one (that's normal) or even while watching a movie (no? Try watching "The Faults In Our Stars".

4. Guys Cook Better Than Girls
Now this also a fact I have noticed. No, I am not saying all guys can cook, but do you know that the meal prepared by a guy tastes far better and more delicious than a girl's? I simply don't know how they do this but its damn true! You doubt this? Try it, then taste and see that he is a better cook.

5. Denial
Now all genders do this. They don't accept the truth about themselves even if it glares them at the face. And how can I prove this? Read the comments below....

Feel free to add yours .

....bae 4 & 5....nobi true..people differ.

Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 10:05am On Jun 09, 2015

here i go!

1. its so correct! i have seen a guy who's so perfect in gossip & lies, guys gossip alot, especially about women.

2. girls snore but i dont snore tongue

, i believe few girls snore & are not usually loud like the guys, gosh!! guys snoring can collapse a building. grin

3. most guys are stone cold cool

, tears can never be found in their eyes no matter how deep their pain is...only few does especially the emotional ones.
i cant even bear a guy's cry.

4. this is so true..mennn the day i ate a guy's food i nearly fell in love with him.. cool

5. not all genders does this.

6. guys love oshofree alot, they are very stingy tongue

and they cheat alot... cool

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 10:12am On Jun 09, 2015

There is a diff between Girls gossip and Guys gossip.

Guys gossip to wind away time,Girls take gossip too serious like there life depends on it.

#RepdG let me add mine

6) Both gender likes sex- Believe or deny it,ladies also like sex,they just tends to hide the feeling better than guys,and make it look like only guys like it,abi shey na lie

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by demmy0325(m): 10:13am On Jun 09, 2015

Our female tosyne2much.. Keep it Up.. undecided

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Re: Things We All Do....Try Denying Them by Nobody: 10:19am On Jun 09, 2015*

@number4 ...the last time I cried was in JSS1.

I came 2nd or third at the end of the 2nd term & when I got scolded for not topping the class, I replied rudely by saying - 'at least I tried'...that night I received the beating of my life from my mother cheesy

... I'm really glad she did that though.. ✘

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