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| Declaration Of Assets by Smartjeezy(op): 10:07pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
DECLARATION OF ASSETS.... Since 'our' president has declared his assets. it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus: 1. Four pencil trousers. 2. 9 T-shirt. 3. 1 black suit. 4. One bathroom slippers. 5. 4 shoes. 6. Three tie. 7. Half bag of pure water. 8. One drum of rain water. 9. One bottle for Ori as cream. 10. Two GSM (1 blackberry & 1 Nokia) 11. One small l pass my neighbor generator. 12. Six ankara. 13. 3pots and one kettle. 14. One set of spoons and a set of plates. 15. One lantern. 16. One stove. 17. One gallon for buying kerosine. 18. Red Rug on d floor and one Mouka foam. 19. 200 naira recharge card. 20. #1,230 @ GTbank and #1,607 @UBA 21. One LG T.V with PS2 22 1 crate of Heineken Beer 23.Two bottles of Hennessy Cognac 24. Girlfriends.... hummm? Plus plenty polo & a packet of condom. Pls, all good Nigerians should do this for transparency sake.... One love. |
| Re: Declaration Of Assets by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
lol seriously @OP you no get gallon for buying petrol? |
| Re: Declaration Of Assets by Smartjeezy(op): 10:14pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Where i dey stay,light dey 24/7... |
| Re: Declaration Of Assets by Mprex(f): 10:26pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
but you get i beta pass my neighbour. |
| Re: Declaration Of Assets by libertyfather(m): 11:10pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
Smartjeezy:Good you declare it, summit a copy in your working place and the other to your landlord cause that will determine fraud at your working place and for ur landlord to knw the increament time |
| Re: Declaration Of Assets by GeneralQuamdeen: 11:33pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
OP, why you no qree write battery |
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