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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Swagk101(m): 10:19pm On Jun 12, 2015
Damikevin:
Make she ma commot outside go Find person when go do her. Men always thinking they can do and undo.
U fit gree mk I do am 4 ur wifey(knacking inclusive)?
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by coogar: 10:21pm On Jun 12, 2015
Shymm3x:


Gross.

Lol, some of these chics need to start using disinfectants.

be nice! cheesy

Brandnew2:

The holy spirit understands I can't deal with the distance between us right now.
So I need me a side church chick. grin

a side church chic?
i think a side mosque chic would be better for you. holy spirit isn't smiling these days. grin

sukkot:
[b]bros coogar, i have been with black chicks in UK with the resources to fight this odour and with the monetary resources to fight this and it still exists. in fact a chick i was with just came out of the bathroom after taking a bath and i gotta tell ya, the soap and water couldnt beat down that odor. in fact it seems like the bath she had exacerbated the whole thing sef lwkm. its a spiritual issue. trust me. its called low frequency of vibration. we are electromagnetic beings. the frequency of vibration of black people has being turned down by a higher power. low frequency will give you vaginal odor because even thoough the tissues are alive, they are only operating at half capacity so you are like a walking corpse. hence why it smells like corpse. black people have very low electromagnetic vibration. and this i confirmed experimentally when i did electrocardiograph measurements on my caucasian clients and negro clients. the caucasians had high voltage electrocardiographs while the negros had low voltage electrocardiographs. we are running on lower electricity to power our body. we are electrical beings and electricity powers us up. so this issue is all spiritual. trust me i know [/b]

you know some people are genetically wired wrongly. the enzymes necessary to break their food down is missing so when they eat fish, it smells in all their body fluids. it's rare & it's a genetic problem. read about TMA or FMO3 gene before using the biblical curse to paint the black race.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 10:23pm On Jun 12, 2015
Shymm3x:


Hahahaha!

Big bredrin, Jah told me in his own words, that he'll see you through.

That's a classic case whereby you need spiritual healing by trees dieting. grin

Next time just pour some rum pon da pum and light up ganja, and blow da smoke inna da pum, and say Jah bless x3. grin

That should do the trick.
grin grin grin grin my bros no be small thing oooo. i seen you weaving and bobbing in the thread but i didnt want to stall your knowledge. but ermm yeah i have encountered some terrifying odors that would put a skunk to shame. but hey ? it is what it is. its all spiritual. its in the bible lol cheesy
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Laredojohn(m): 10:23pm On Jun 12, 2015
bigtt76:
Well cover tin mouth with polythene bag and suck naaaaa grin
Lol...d man should wear a cd instead of polythene bag
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 10:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


be nice! cheesy



a side church chic?
i think a side mosque chic would be better for you. holy spirit isn't smiling these days. grin



you know some people are genetically wired wrongly. the enzymes necessary to break their food down is missing so when they eat fish, it smells in all their body fluids. it's rare & it's a genetic problem. read about TMA or FMO3 gene before using the biblical curse to paint the black race.
brah ? this problem is bigger than the TMA or FMO3 gene. and thats junk science anyway. enzyme to break down their food is missing ? and that causes pumpum odor ? come on man. you know better than that.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Kassidy90(m): 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2015
Give ceaser what belongs to ceaser...i don talk my own lipsrsealed
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


a side church chic?
i think a side mosque chic would be better for you. holy spirit isn't smiling these days. grin

Muslim chicks would know how to do the canine. I wouldn't mind that too.grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Adortem: 10:29pm On Jun 12, 2015
Funny comments,OP you are obviously the one experiencing this. Well,its either your hubby is already getting a bj,engrossed with porn,etc cos what would explain this sudden request after 10yrs of marriage? With the kind of threat he gave you,he is already getting it outside. Well,since you guys are married,you are free to explore,since he asked,you can give it to him,ensure you both bathe well,use lemon to cleanse your "stuff" and he too can do the same,get ice-cream or chocolate etc coat it on his "stuff" so you wouldn't feel irritated,then you bathe afterward. Am sure he would do the same for you with time.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by PStacks(m): 10:30pm On Jun 12, 2015
Is he not her husband? Aren't they married? Didn't he pay complete bride price..

Even if na Nose-action him want, dem must give am ooo.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by coogar: 10:33pm On Jun 12, 2015
sukkot:
brah ? this problem is bigger than the TMA or FMO3 gene. and thats junk science anyway. enzyme to break down their food is missing ? and that causes pumpum odor ? come on man. you know better than that.

it's a well known genetic disorder.
don't just discard science as junk. it gave birth to the medium we are using now to communicate.

read this link & see the theoretical explanation. it's more believable than the biblical angle you are trying to blame it on.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria

ain't you guys watching the female world cup? grin nigeria is on the tube against australia. cheesy

Brandnew2:

Muslim chicks would know how to do the canine. I wouldn't mind that too.grin

hehe!
just pray her dad isn't a boko haram member. cheesy

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 10:34pm On Jun 12, 2015
sukkot:
grin grin grin grin my bros no be small thing oooo. i seen you weaving and bobbing in the thread but i didnt want to stall your knowledge. but ermm yeah i have encountered some terrifying odors that would put a skunk to shame. but hey ? it is what it is. its all spiritual. its in the bible lol cheesy

Lol, it's cray on these skreets! I've probably only met one with the most disgusting smell ever, and a few that stink a bit when laying the pipe. But those ones never get more than one round. And I've to block my darn nose cos I hate putrid odour. Afterwards, puffing the cancer stick always get me back to normal.

That's why I don't go down on chics, man. And thank God most chics are never fussy about it cos they know they type of fluids the pass out of that thing. Now imagine adding putrid smell to that shiit - that's enough to make you throw up. Any chic getting too fussy about receiving head can keep her pu.ssy - replacements abound everywhere, man. grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Laredojohn(m): 10:34pm On Jun 12, 2015
Op. Tell your friend she should talk to the husband, so they both work it out...since he wants, he should be able to give her too...since they are married for 10years , their level of hygiene, should be new to each oda..its all about understand, not bragging...what is good for the goose is good for the gander...
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Seventeen(f): 10:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
This hygiene na both wayz ooo.... Guys una think say una no de smell abi? No be only pusssi de smell ooo, John Thomos smells really bad too, so guyz its vice versa oo, the way u guyz do not want to bury ur heads in a smelly vagina, babes too don wanna suck and lick a dirty, smelly penis. No be only una sabi vomit.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by pek(m): 10:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
Another of my friend post
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:

hehe! just pray her dad isn't a boko haram member. cheesy
That would be more reason I should terrorize his daughter . tongue
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jun 12, 2015
SemuhleB:

i find it strange that the word "hygiene" has been brought up several times.

i wonder how many men make sure of their cleanliness when expecting head. balls have some of the worst sweat ever (think about that sack just glued to an inner thigh), and let us not forget the smell of stale urine also from the fact there is no wiping. and the hair on the scrotum might be the grossest human hair imaginable- worse than the hair in the crack. 

i am not saying that one is grosser than the other, mind you. everyone should just have equal expectations of themselves and others. 

also, i don't think that a female that might smell a little funky down there is "unclean", they just might have had their daily shower 12 hours earlier.

On this website, boys are just waiting feverishly for the slightest chance to bash women. You shouldn't be surprised.

Meanwhile, they have the nastiest, stinking balls.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 10:43pm On Jun 12, 2015
Shymm3x:


Lol, it's cray on these skreets! I've probably only met one with the most disgusting smell ever, and a few that stink a bit when laying the pipe. But those ones never get more than one round. And I've to block my darn nose cos I hate putrid odour. Afterwards, puffing the cancer stick always get me back to normal.

That's why I don't go down on chics, man. And thank God most chics are never fussy about it cos they know they type of fluids the pass out of that thing. Now imagine adding putrid smell to that shiit - that's enough to make you throw up. Any chic getting too fussy about receiving head can keep her pu.ssy - replacements abound everywhere, man. grin
grin grin grin yeah as if it is not dangerous enough being a black man lwtmb. but you know ? they are our sisters. we have to dig deep, cover our noses and get the job done. its a tough job but somebodys got to do it grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

but erm yeah TGIF bruv. am chillin. getting my NL on. life is good. trust all is well with you bruv
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:43pm On Jun 12, 2015
Swagk101:
Sharaap & gimme d damn mouth action, who bloody care if it comes 4rm ur dirty mind or nah
I have now seen that that's the way you tell your wife to shut up! I have not quoted you,why do you have to use that word teenager? How old are you? Oh that's how you beat up your wife,girlfriend or mother..,not surprised.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by hedonistic: 10:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
This one never serious. That's the problem with marrying all these pretentious and confused girls.
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by damilareoye: 10:46pm On Jun 12, 2015
hubby is stylishly crazy...
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:47pm On Jun 12, 2015

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by avrex3k(m): 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ladies around here got no problem giving head wink
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by sukkot: 10:52pm On Jun 12, 2015
coogar:


it's a well known genetic disorder.
don't just discard science as junk. it gave birth to the medium we are using now to communicate.

read this link & see the theoretical explanation. it's more believable than the biblical angle you are trying to blame it on.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria

ain't you guys watching the female world cup? grin nigeria is on the tube against australia. cheesy



hehe!
just pray her dad isn't a boko haram member. cheesy
yeah brah this is one of those things they will come out next year and say we made a mistake lol. its junk science. and besides you can buy supplemental digestive enzymes in any health food store. women world cup ? i dont even watch men world cup. i dont like soccer that much. i am a basketball man myself. grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Subom1(f): 10:53pm On Jun 12, 2015
kalindaminda:


On this website, boys are just waiting feverishly for the slightest chance to bash women. You shouldn't be surprised.

Meanwhile, they have the nastiest, stinking balls.

Exactly!! Why is it socially acceptable for a man to demand specific sexual acts from a woman, yet if he's "not comfortable" with something she wants in the bedroom then it's out of bounds."

I think most women are more open to giving head than men are to eating out. 

If they don't want it, no amount of begging will get a guy to do something he doesn't want. And enough begging and the girl will do it for the pleasure of the guy. 

I think women are a lot more open minded to what pleasures their guy than guys are to pleasuring women. I hear lots of horror stories about guys wanting all sorts of things from women like MouthAction, anal sex w/o caring at all for the pleasure of the woman. I barely hear the same stories the other way around.

Such men are deal breakers for me. I cant deal with selfish people but thank Goodness not all men are like this cheesy

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by queenprecy(f): 10:54pm On Jun 12, 2015
Laredojohn:
Rightly communicated queen..
lol
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Shymm3x: 10:54pm On Jun 12, 2015
sukkot:
grin grin grin yeah as if it is not dangerous enough being a black man lwtmb. but you know ? they are our sisters. we have to dig deep, cover our noses and get the job done. its a tough job but somebodys got to do it grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

but erm yeah TGIF bruv. am chillin. getting my NL on. life is good. trust all is well with you bruv

Lol, say no more, big bredrin.

They don't know it's tough for the black man on these skreets...and also the work we've to put in on that humongous batty, by laying the pipe in there, and smashing it to smithereens, till they start shaking like they've got Parkinson's Disease (peace to Muhammad Ali). The black man just want to lay the cruise missile in the black hole - no need to add putrid odour to that ish, man. grin

Yes, TGIF - the best day of the week, I tell ya. Man's just cotching and vibing inna da yard, to some old school dancehall/reggae coogs reminded me of today (classic Buju Banton, Shabba Ranks, Chaka Demus & Pliers, Barrington Levy, Sizzla, Diana King, and Apache Indian) and reminiscing about the good old days when men were boys on dem gully roads, full of innocence, before we all became sinners. grin

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by avrex3k(m): 10:56pm On Jun 12, 2015
Ladies around here got no problem givi)ng head wink
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
Peniś Hygiene


First up - does your co.ck smell or are your pubes sweaty? Top Mouth Action advice for men is that no woman is going to go down on you if they can smell [size=18pt]stale urine[/size] or a [size=18pt]cheesy co.ck[/size] (smegma - the natural white excretion on the glans of the penis). If your pubic hair is unclean it will be a right turn off.

Men, read theses free MouthAction tips and give your manhood and surrounding areas a good wash before love making or after having a pee and your chance of a Mouth Action increase. Use soap, unscented will be less irritating, especially under the foreskin for uncircumcised men. Wet wipes, like those for cleaning a baby, are ideal for giving your dick a good clean right before sex. Try and use unscented wet wipes to prevent leaving a bad stale alcohol type smell or taste. Whilst there give your pubic hairs a quick trim - no woman likes a mouthful of pubes or getting them caught between her teeth.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Swagk101(m): 10:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
njays24:
I have now seen that that's the way you tell your wife to shut up! I have not quoted you,why do you have to use that word teenager? How old are you? Oh that's how you beat up your wife,girlfriend or mother..,not surprised.
C'mon suck my dicccck before I slap ur puccy with it grin
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by kinibigdeal(m): 10:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
germainediva:
A friend of mine is worried because her hubby told her he's going out there to get a Mouth Action if she won't give it to him......

According to her, hubby has never demanded it even while they were dating and he knew she hates it, though she likes cunilingus but hubby declined.

Now after 10yrs of marriage hubby keeps asking her to give him a Mouth Action even when he refused to also do it to her. My friend insists she hates Mouth Action but will only give it a trial if hubby is willing to do same to her....

But hubby has refused and threatened to go out and get it if she keeps proving stubborn (hubby have not been talking to her for about a week now).........

Please your candid advice is needed.


The husband has been seing too many porn movies cry
Re: MouthAction In Marriage by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jun 12, 2015
Subom1:


Exactly!! Why is it socially acceptable for a man to demand specific sexual acts from a woman, yet if he's "not comfortable" with something she wants in the bedroom then it's out of bounds."

I think most women are more open to giving head than men are to eating out. 

If they don't want it, no amount of begging will get a guy to do something he doesn't want. And enough begging and the girl will do it for the pleasure of the guy. 

I think women are a lot more open minded to what pleasures their guy than guys are to pleasuring women. I hear lots of horror stories about guys wanting all sorts of things from women like MouthAction, anal sex w/o caring at all for the pleasure of the woman. I barely hear the same stories the other way around.

Such men are deal breakers for me. I cant deal with selfish people but thank Goodness not all men are like this cheesy

Nairaland houses a "special" breed of "man". Special, like rétarded.

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Re: MouthAction In Marriage by kinibigdeal(m): 10:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
Subom1:


Exactly!! Why is it socially acceptable for a man to demand specific sexual acts from a woman, yet if he's "not comfortable" with something she wants in the bedroom then it's out of bounds."

I think most women are more open to giving head than men are to eating out. 

If they don't want it, no amount of begging will get a guy to do something he doesn't want. And enough begging and the girl will do it for the pleasure of the guy. 

I think women are a lot more open minded to what pleasures their guy than guys are to pleasuring women. I hear lots of horror stories about guys wanting all sorts of things from women like MouthAction, anal sex w/o caring at all for the pleasure of the woman. I barely hear the same stories the other way around.

Such men are deal breakers for me. I cant deal with selfish people but thank Goodness not all men are like this cheesy

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