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folabayo1:
Buhhahahaha
I just av to laugh to make op feel better
Not so funny

Rilwayne001:
Olodo! are we in the romamce section? isnt this politics section again??

Rilwayne001:
Dayummmn

JOKE: Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it round your neck!" dayummmn

Rilwayne001:

Tola, where do you get all these pictures from?

Cyriloha:
hahahhahhahhahahahhahha pple like you my brother

Rilwayne001:
Dayummmn

JOKE: Two friends were smoking weed... One of them went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked!

He stood infront of his friend and asked;

"How do I look in my new suit?"

The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said "Wow!!! You look so amazing in this your suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it round your neck!" dayummmn

francizy:
Olododo! Is this not the jokes section? Abi u don high burantashi!?

francizy:
Olododo! Is this not the jokes section? Abi u don high burantashi!?

francizy:
was this supposed to make one laugh?

NO. to make people like you kick the bottle

Rilwayne001:

Tola, where do you get all these pictures from?

Jenams:
FROM MC CRY CRY.. A graduate of zoology from a Nigerian university was having difficulty in finding a job. He saw an advert in one of the daily newspaper for a job at a zoo. In the interview, the manager told him that their gorilla which had been tourists' attraction had died so they needed someone to dress up and pretend to be like a gorilla. The graduate was embarrassed, but since the salary was ok, he accepted the job. The first day, he put on the gorilla skin and entered the cage, he started jumping up and down, beating his chest and roaring like a gorilla. The next day, he put on the gorilla skin and started moving around the zoo again and mistakenly entered another cage where he found himself staring at a lion. The lion roared and rushed towards him. The scared graduate quickly forgot that he was a gorilla and started shouting like a human, "Help! Help!" The lion leaped on him, knocked him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Victor, it's me Godwin, your course mate. Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs." Happy Sunday guys

gbaskiboy:
and where did u get ur own picture from na like dis ur teeth bolted out for real

Gwan2:
If you are updated with ur daily devotions.....U will be conversant with this joke.
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Was used in OUR DAILY MANNA DEVOTIONAL BOOKLET, 9 June 2015 as an encouragement to always be yourself.

Rilwayne001:
NO. to make people like you kick the bottle