TheSonOfMark:
Special Agent Mark reporting for 'duty'!

The game has changed.

I'll like to see you woo a female here in Pidgin english.

Drop all those your queen's english aside.

Leggo!

agarawu23:
baba God na you get the glory o, if no be Nl eh, how I go take meet this my oyinbo pepper soup joy wan mama babe na you let my head dey kolo since the time wey I jam your moniker.
nne eh! make you just take me the way I be na, you know say money no be love .

I dey ready to spend all my dollar for your head if you go be my one and only. joy biko afurunginaya
I don ready to meet your mama & papa so that our love go enter another level

I know fit chop without u
I know fit sleep without u
all my body just dey do me like say dem nak me jass
yesterday instead of make I pour water for kettle, na ground I dey pour am as your love don enta my brain

hope say you go give me chance make I show you say na you be my lost coin jollyjoy

KingTom:




AgapeCharis don suffer, na him you dey call
[size=21pt] A FAP echaris? [/size]

Hahahahah

E b like say Charity don FAP babe from Naijaboiy hand before.

Cc: Ronald4lif
Come see as them fall your guy hand ooo.

elantraceey:

AgapeCharis:

adeh39:
Chaiii! Laff don kill me for here ooo

Make I try first

But na two crush me I get o, make I first woo one.

Ehen....... Wristwatch, Na you ooo, I no fit sleep, I no fit chop, na only you I dey see for my dream, your voice dey do me strong thing for body........ and your eyes ehn....... chaii! I no dey remember my name if i look inside your eyes, e dey do me like say make I dey kiss your lips every minutes and seconds, I love you die, your love don dey make me kolo........ S.heart, abegi nah, just try look my face, see as ur love dey kill me slowly...... be the butter in my bread, the bra in my wardrobe..... abegi........ Darling....... no let me die like this nah....... gimme your love.............

Abegi I don try jare........



#TEAM SCENT

kinglekan:




Hahahahah

E b like say Charity don FAP babe from Naijaboiy hand before.

Cc: Ronald 4lif
Come see as them fall your guy hand ooo.

adeh39:



Chaiiii

I don die

Dare don kill me with him love ooo


This one nah serious love wantritri


#TEAM SCENT

lol,
Funny yhu.

peeparty:
lol

OK go ahead Shey you wan chop big man food

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

Midehi:


@ wristwatch don catch am finally.

wristwatch:



Ojigbi jigbi jigbi!!! bra in ur wardrobe ke . Laff wan break my head. Which kind human being be this na

misssclassy:

adeh39:


Chaiiii
I don die
Dare don kill me with him love ooo

This one nah serious love wantritri

#TEAM SCENT

dharay99:

lol, Funny yhu.

immortalvoices:
This is it.........


Babe I been wan lie say I be dangote pikin.. But my money no fit buy your love,

Chai Jesus... Babe I been wan tell you say seun and naijaboiy na my paddy but u nor need am


I be farmer pikin.... But nor worry I don dey serve for nysc in Niger state house of assembly....minna. Baby now you see say God don cross me through the border..

But for your sake I go pray, cast and bind for you to love me....... Open your heart my sweet potato, I dey beg you please.... Baby I dey on my knee. No let kingtom take you away from me,

Since wey I see you for nairaland.. Naim my Mind say u too fine pass my mama... Baby your "know know" for nairaland dey burst my brain.....

I just wan tell you say I go love respect and make sure say you dey enjoy your life for ever ... Abeg say yes......



Dedicated to the girl on nairaland whose middle alphabet is the fourteenth alphabet.....

Cc......

Naijaboiy

Tomfrench:

peeparty:
lol see correct razzling der oo

kinglekan:




Hahahahah

E b like say Charity don FAP babe from Naija boiy hand before.

Cc: Ronald 4lif
Come see as them fall your guy hand ooo.

Hahahahahahaaa guy go sleep.

dharay99:

run.!!!
Mr cork is unto yhu for ds.

Why I go run? I gat stay fight for my love na.

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

dharay99:

Adetutu toh bad, d very first day wey I been notice yhu,
I be dey tink say who be ds sweet yellow pawpaw.
Na so spit dey draw out of my mouth cuz ur beauty better
pass doz colourful rainbow.


I dun kolomentalize for ur love so tey i
dey ready to use kingtom bald head drum love song for yhu.

I kno say u get oda bobos buh dem no reach me cuz
na true love me get 4yha.

Oda girls dey try carry sledge hammer open my bulletproof heart 4yhu, buh
na disappointment dey meet cuz my heart just dey pump out "Adetutu" "Adetutu" instead of red blood.

I gbadun ur assets, u tyt for front n baq...abeg deliver me from ds killing disease wey I call "ur love".

ggrin:
I no dy do alberto2gay

naijaboiy:

The game has changed.

I'll like to see you woo a female here in Pidgin english.

Drop all those your queen's english aside.

Leggo!

*Sighs, removes tuxedo then adorns a t-shirt, folds one arm and a baseball cap faced backwards*


Baba, na which kind pidgin we dey yarn so? Shey na the Lagos-styled pidgin English or na the PH City own wey my hommies dey like yarn? If na the Lasgidi own I kampe for that side wella.

AgapeCharis:
Hahahahahahaaa guy go sleep. Why I go run? I gat stay fight for my love na.

wordbank:

I talk am say dis boy wan chop wetin dey for my table

I talk am.

U mean adeh39.? No oo, just jokinq no...I leave her 4yhu ppl.

KingTom:
Name (Insert name here)


I just dey sleep yesterday na hin my Taribo rise dey dp jigbijigbi, I look your profile chai e be like say make I lash my phone, you don turn me to weyrey see as I dey type rubbish Abeg just gree for me na, make we freestyle small make You give me rice make I give you beans. you know say banana no dey always sweet until e enter mouth abeg na. I dey read your comments e dey do me poko poko, kpai kpai I dey Kpekere for your kontus my piakatus wan enter your kpekus chaaaaai

adeh39:



I'm blushing ooo

You try wella, I gbadun your parol


#TEAM SCENT

Deejavuu:

9 pages
Lemme read ist