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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by chigoizie7(m): 6:23pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?

I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

Me too, I can never fall,

One pastor that year de touch me, I no fall, him come begin spin me, for were? He got tired and left me to other people, later he came back to me again, I just tell am, " oga, no try touch me again, to fall na by force" ?

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by usman638(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2015

OP, is it a must dat u mus fall?

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
This is not the 10th time it is happening to me.

there's something cald yieldin 2d Spirit:if u'r nt u mightnt fall.it means u doubt.But not in all cases,sometimes ministers of God operate by feelings faking d power of God.So,if d POWER is nt dere notin extraordinary will happen.

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by cornoil(m): 6:26pm On Jun 21, 2015

You are possessed dear. You need to fast for 40 days without food and water. Then go to the Lagoon to bath but beware of the Oba of Lagos.

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by kilode100(f): 6:28pm On Jun 21, 2015

I used to fall a lot then o....
My Pastor was just too sexy and he always picks me up.
I looked forward to Sundays and Wednesdays till his Witchy Wife caught the drift.

Choi!!
I yearn for his touch as I type.

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Panshow(m): 6:30pm On Jun 21, 2015

If the pastor like, let him descend all the force of gravity on my head, I'll never fall.

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:31pm On Jun 21, 2015

tucky200:
My bruhda u never jam pastor wey sabi push
U go fall like say na taribo west hit you

lmao.....omo eh! No b smal tin o

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2015

Op xhange ur change.. well most churches are full of scams

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by hathiba: 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2015

the demon wey dey hide inside u still dey do press up grin

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:35pm On Jun 21, 2015

chigoizie7:
Me too, I can never fall,

One pastor that year de touch me, I no fall, him come begin spin me, for were? He got tired and left me to other people, later he came back to me again, I just tell am, " oga, no try touch me again, to fall na by force" ?

lol... D pastor go jus dey talk4 him mind as he dey go say "werey leleyi o"

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2015

animalz:
SONS OF AN ANIMAL

WHAT THE FVCK

SEE WHAT RELIGION HAVE TURN YOU PEOPLE INTO.

MOST YOU FALL OR WHAT?

NOW YOU WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ANIMAL BY FALLING UP AND DOWN. ASK THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL, HAS ANY GOOD THING HAPPEN TO THEIR LIFE.

it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2015

rezzy:
Sometimes, the push from the pastor can even make you fall.

A pastor almost used his big wide thick strong hand to break my neck unto say I must fall but for where I refused to fall

Abeg no kill me with laugh

Or if your head was turned all the way backward with your chin facing upward, you start seeing stars...

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2015

gud4dbest:
it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire

No be only blazing fire, na blazing water

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gbaskiboy: 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2015

ZITRAN:
when someone holds the veins beside your heads nd blood doesnt flow how u no go faint

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2015

hathiba:
the demon wey dey hide inside u still dey do press up

abeg clear. Wich demon

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by tayoxx(m): 6:40pm On Jun 21, 2015

The alujornu wey dey your body na kura...

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Missmossy(f): 6:41pm On Jun 21, 2015

Lol at the comments here grin

I feel that its all a matter of mindset though!!

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by oduology10(m): 6:41pm On Jun 21, 2015

u dey use meat chop ni

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015

animalz:
No be only blazing fire, na blazing water

A time will come...enough of dis scam in d Body of christ.

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?

I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

wen am nt suspended on a physic lab knife edge. Abi I don fall in. My centre of gravity is well positioned in space.

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by macjoshmini(m): 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2015

I don't fall too,to me its those under annointing and those who are possessed,most especially women.
And they are the real devils grin

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by djjosh(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015

cameraman for church no d fall..so u gt partner...n besyd i d ursyd, i neva eva fall for chuch......

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by jackreece(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015

you are not possed. If you were, u wud have.
That does nt mean there are nt fake pastors o.

but the truth is that miracles exist

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015

hmmm... is there anything wrong with NOT falling down on the floor? huh

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Saurab: 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015

kilode100:
I used to fall a lot then o....
My Pastor was just too sexy and he always picks me up.
I looked forward to Sundays and Wednesdays till his Witchy Wife caught the drift.

Choi!!
I yearn for his touch as I type.

Lol. Na you gan be the evil wey dey posses persin.

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by tommybliss(m): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2015

muafrika:
I think it's a plan.

nah Acton film dey happen 4 ur church

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by idris4eva(m): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?

I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

bros if u think u r possessed then you are......

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Miscellaneous(m): 6:50pm On Jun 21, 2015

muafrika:
True¡¡¡¡

I know someone who will push you so hard that it becomes some sort of a wrestle to keep standing. You have to stand with one foot backward that will act as a brake pad.

hahahaha. . .lmao.
Azzinn some go nearly want make u break head. E get One day wey 1 push me ehn, d eye wey i take look am ehn, e behave himself na. . . .lol *rib crackinq*

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by kilode100(f): 6:51pm On Jun 21, 2015

Saurab:
Lol. Na you gan be the evil wey dey posses persin.

Me??

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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Bonapart(m): 6:52pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?

I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

why you guys always bring such topic to NL? for people to downgrade the church or wat?
anyway your heart is hardened and you typically not connected at all.....
Never repeat the word plan work... thank you

Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Bonapart(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2015

olu77:
Fall for what nau. Was your pastor expecting you to fall by force?

There are people who act in movies, there are few who direct movies and there are those who watch the movies. If you are not an actor, next time don't go for audition.

shut up

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