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Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by chigoizie7(m): 6:23pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.
Me too, I can never fall,

One pastor that year de touch me, I no fall, him come begin spin me, for were? He got tired and left me to other people, later he came back to me again, I just tell am, " oga, no try touch me again, to fall na by force" ?
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by usman638(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2015
OP, is it a must dat u mus fall?
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:25pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
This is not the 10th time it is happening to me.
there's something cald yieldin 2d Spirit:if u'r nt u mightnt fall.it means u doubt.But not in all cases,sometimes ministers of God operate by feelings faking d power of God.So,if d POWER is nt dere notin extraordinary will happen.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by cornoil(m): 6:26pm On Jun 21, 2015
You are possessed dear. You need to fast for 40 days without food and water. Then go to the Lagoon to bath but beware of the Oba of Lagos.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by kilode100(f): 6:28pm On Jun 21, 2015
I used to fall a lot then o....
My Pastor was just too sexy and he always picks me up.
I looked forward to Sundays and Wednesdays till his Witchy Wife caught the drift.


Choi!!
I yearn for his touch as I type.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Panshow(m): 6:30pm On Jun 21, 2015
If the pastor like, let him descend all the force of gravity on my head, I'll never fall.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:31pm On Jun 21, 2015
tucky200:
My bruhda u never jam pastor wey sabi push
U go fall like say na taribo west hit you
lmao.....omo eh! No b smal tin o
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2015
Op xhange ur change.. well most churches are full of scams
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by hathiba: 6:32pm On Jun 21, 2015
the demon wey dey hide inside u still dey do press up grin grin
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:35pm On Jun 21, 2015
chigoizie7:
Me too, I can never fall,

One pastor that year de touch me, I no fall, him come begin spin me, for were? He got tired and left me to other people, later he came back to me again, I just tell am, " oga, no try touch me again, to fall na by force" ?
lol... D pastor go jus dey talk4 him mind as he dey go say "werey leleyi o"
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2015
animalz:
SONS OF AN ANIMAL


WHAT THE FVCK angry


SEE WHAT RELIGION HAVE TURN YOU PEOPLE INTO.


MOST YOU FALL OR WHAT?

NOW YOU WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ANIMAL BY FALLING UP AND DOWN. ASK THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL, HAS ANY GOOD THING HAPPEN TO THEIR LIFE. undecided
it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jun 21, 2015
rezzy:
Sometimes, the push from the pastor can even make you fall.

A pastor almost used his big wide thick strong hand to break my neck unto say I must fall but for where I refused to fall





Abeg no kill me with laugh
grin

Or if your head was turned all the way backward with your chin facing upward, you start seeing stars...
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
gud4dbest:
it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire
No be only blazing fire, na blazing water
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gbaskiboy: 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2015
ZITRAN:
when someone holds the veins beside your heads nd blood doesnt flow how u no go faint
grin
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by erisegun: 6:39pm On Jun 21, 2015
hathiba:
the demon wey dey hide inside u still dey do press up grin grin
abeg clear. Wich demon
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by tayoxx(m): 6:40pm On Jun 21, 2015
The alujornu wey dey your body na kura...
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Missmossy(f): 6:41pm On Jun 21, 2015
Lol at the comments here grin grin

I feel that its all a matter of mindset though!!
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by oduology10(m): 6:41pm On Jun 21, 2015
u dey use meat chop ni
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by gud4dbest(m): 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
animalz:
No be only blazing fire, na blazing water
A time will come...enough of dis scam in d Body of christ.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.
wen am nt suspended on a physic lab knife edge. Abi I don fall in. My centre of gravity is well positioned in space.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by macjoshmini(m): 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
I don't fall too,to me its those under annointing and those who are possessed,most especially women.
And they are the real devils grin grin grin
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by djjosh(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
cameraman for church no d fall..so u gt partner...n besyd i d ursyd, i neva eva fall for chuch......
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by jackreece(m): 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
you are not possed. If you were, u wud have.
That does nt mean there are nt fake pastors o.

but the truth is that miracles exist
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Nobody: 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
hmmm... is there anything wrong with NOT falling down on the floor? huh
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Saurab: 6:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
kilode100:
I used to fall a lot then o....
My Pastor was just too sexy and he always picks me up.
I looked forward to Sundays and Wednesdays till his Witchy Wife caught the drift.


Choi!!
I yearn for his touch as I type.
Lol. Na you gan be the evil wey dey posses persin.
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by tommybliss(m): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2015
muafrika:
I think it's a plan.
nah Acton film dey happen 4 ur church
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by idris4eva(m): 6:47pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.
bros if u think u r possessed then you are......
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Miscellaneous(m): 6:50pm On Jun 21, 2015
muafrika:
True¡¡¡¡

I know someone who will push you so hard that it becomes some sort of a wrestle to keep standing. You have to stand with one foot backward that will act as a brake pad.
hahahaha. . .lmao.
Azzinn some go nearly want make u break head. E get One day wey 1 push me ehn, d eye wey i take look am ehn, e behave himself na. . . .lol *rib crackinq*
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by kilode100(f): 6:51pm On Jun 21, 2015
Saurab:
Lol. Na you gan be the evil wey dey posses persin.
Me?? cheesy
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Bonapart(m): 6:52pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.
why you guys always bring such topic to NL? for people to downgrade the church or wat?
anyway your heart is hardened and you typically not connected at all.....
Never repeat the word plan work... thank you
Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by Bonapart(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2015
olu77:
Fall for what nau. Was your pastor expecting you to fall by force?

There are people who act in movies, there are few who direct movies and there are those who watch the movies. If you are not an actor, next time don't go for audition.
shut up
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