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7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by oluvick(op): 9:37am On Jun 23, 2015
Making love is not just about the intimacy but
also about the actions before and after the
act. Your behavior means a lot to your
partner and also is the basis of your future
acts of intimacy.

People often take their partner for granted
and behave in a boorish manner. It surely
steals the charm of your relationship and also
annoys your partner. Here are some things
you must never do after making love.

1. Rushing to the bathroom
Getting up and rushing to the bathroom just
after making love is a terrible idea.
Most people go to the bathroom to check their
appearance, brush their teeth or take a
shower.

It is understandable that you want to be
clean but sometimes just lying in the bed with
your partner is much more intimate.

2. Unhygienic Body movements
Making Love is an act in which you share your
whole privacy with your partner; still there
are limits.

Scratching or picking your nose or passing
gas in not at all funny.

One must maintain certain etiquette even in
their closest moments together.

3. Checking your Mobile
Almost everyone does it. Checking your Mobile
phone just after intimacy makes your partner
feel neglected.

We know your time is valuable and you need to
stay connected to the world, but the intimate
moment with your partner is also a precious
one, respect that.

4. Dressing to leave
You are done and you are moving on, certainly
it means the sex was just another task on
your mind.

You may be getting late for work but a minute
togetherness when you look into your partners
eyes and bond goes a long way in your
relationship.

5. Saying how good you didn't were
You need not toot your own horn. You may
feel that you were superhuman in bed today
but saying that makes it cringe worthy.

It is better to compliment your partner and if
she/he feels you were good they will certainly
say so.

6. Turning on the TV
Listening to the problems of the free world or
catching the latest score just after some
great intimacy may seem to be a very relaxing
and luxurious idea but actually it is not.

It shows your insensitivity towards the
intimacy you just shared. If you have to watch
TV, select something both of you can watch
together.

7. Not cuddling
Some people just roll over and go to sleep
after making love. It’s better to cuddle and
show your love and affection to each other.

Look into each other’s eyes and relax in your
partner’s arms. This is a great moment to
bond and have a romantic conversation about
your love, dreams and life.


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Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Rounakid(m): 9:39am On Jun 23, 2015
Booked
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Lobolintin(m): 9:39am On Jun 23, 2015
Snoring
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Princeparix(m): 9:42am On Jun 23, 2015
I always log into NL after sex. Thank you
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by mmafhew(m): 9:59am On Jun 23, 2015
Expensive talk.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 10:26am On Jun 23, 2015
no 8..feeling guity grin
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nmeri17: 8:24pm On Jun 23, 2015
Tapout:
....
guy angry angry

Shay u dey go imsu?? undecided
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by scentmarlc(m): 8:38pm On Jun 23, 2015
Princeparix:
I always log into NL after sex. Thank you
Badt guy
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by javiervidal(m): 9:20pm On Jun 23, 2015
rubbish. who made the rules?
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 9:40pm On Jun 23, 2015
Nmeri17:
guy angry angry

Shay u dey go imsu?? undecided
wetin happen ?? cheesy
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by mekaboy(m): 9:45pm On Jun 23, 2015
So when u come marry u no fit fart after sex? people dey fart even during sex. All this packaging na for people wey start new.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nmeri17: 11:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
Tapout:
wetin happen ?? cheesy
I met some girls from there today. about five or six. they were just taking selfies opan-dan like say dem be those bush people in the gods must be crazy undecided. na im I say make I ask if dey shear phone for una school todayhuhhuh
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Jayjay0(m): 1:44am On Jun 24, 2015
1: Rubbish
2: Rubbish
3: Rubbish
4: Rubbish
5: Rubbish
6: Rubbish
7: Rubbish
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 8:41am On Jun 24, 2015
Nmeri17:
I met some girls from there today. about five or six. they were just taking selfies opan-dan like say dem be those bush people in the gods must be crazy undecided. na im I say make I ask if dey shear phone for una school todayhuhhuh
grin grin bro I no know o....the thing be say some of them don add selfie for their scheme of work[like the category above] where did u meet them??
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by DEIFIED(m): 9:42am On Jun 24, 2015
So what are mine going to gain from this?
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by anselm791(m): 11:00am On Jun 24, 2015
Please at what point can I remove the condom? Treat as urgent, it's beginning to itch.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by ebony2011(m): 1:06pm On Jun 24, 2015
Collecting money from him after sex .This makes her look like one cheap LovePeddler.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2015
mekaboy:
So when u come marry u no fit fart after sex? people dey fart even during sex. All this packaging na for people wey start new.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nobody: 1:13pm On Jun 24, 2015
mekaboy:
So when u come marry u no fit fart after sex? people dey fart even during sex. All this packaging na for people wey start new.
can you imagine! No wonder!this is exactly why nkiru dumped you.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jun 24, 2015
anselm791:
Please at what point can I remove the condom?
Treat as urgent, it's beginning to itch.
are u sure u are ok?
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by anselm791(m): 1:45pm On Jun 24, 2015
Jollyjoy:
are u sure u are ok?
Is this rhetorical? Or you're actually expecting an answer.
Anyway I thought it was 'dumb posts day', didn't want to spoil the fun like you're trying to do now.
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nmeri17: 3:13pm On Jun 24, 2015
Tapout:
grin grin bro I no know o....the thing be say some of them don add selfie for their scheme of work[like the category above] where did u meet them??
I have a friend there. Joy. she came with her frenz
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jun 24, 2015
Not taking postinor for unmarried couples ;DNot taking postinor for unmarried couples
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by adorablevic: 3:31pm On Jun 24, 2015
Giving him expenses lipsrsealed

Vote jarizod for mr nl2015
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by decode55(m): 8:16pm On Jun 24, 2015
Tapout:
no 8..feeling guity grin
tongue
I don't feel guilty tongue
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by decode55(m): 8:17pm On Jun 24, 2015
Nmeri17:
guy angry angry
Shay u dey go imsu?? undecided
Nigaaaaaa
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Nmeri17: 8:45pm On Jun 24, 2015
decode55:
Nigaaaaaa
wetinq?? angry
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by decode55(m): 8:48pm On Jun 24, 2015
Nmeri17:
wetinq?? angry
How are you my boy? grin
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by Tapout(m): 9:47am On Jun 25, 2015
decode55:
tongue

I don't feel guilty tongue
lol..u be oga na grin
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by decode55(m): 12:20pm On Jun 25, 2015
Tapout:
lol..u be oga na grin
Na you get your mouth o.

grin grin
Re: 7 Things You Should Never Do After Sex by javiervidal(m): 1:04pm On Jun 25, 2015
nonsense!
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