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kinglekan:
Adetutu showapa dear?

adeh39:
Mowapa jare
Shey kin ma expect e lale yii

Sho ma cooperate sha?

kinglekan:
Sho ma cooperate sha?

Cutehector:
Cyndax, ur just so dumb... Ur a gurl, not a guy.....

cyndax:
There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit
guys, and they want to avoid s3x just to protect their
dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts…
As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey.
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock
door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I
opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat.
For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t
trust me.
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have
noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will
PING or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM, that she
should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone will start
ringing at intervals, she will pick and start begging the
person to kindly give her 5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with you; she had
barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the
door when she notices your boxers is having a
different shape, she says “my mom should be
expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay
long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a
visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on
the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no
gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah sit
down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could you
believe this lady said she was comfortable and stood
for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet,
saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I
begin para like person wey breeze blow him original
Bsc certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In
watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the
movie as if they are writing their final year exam.
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you
are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into
his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate sex
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves.
Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a
jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from
Kirikiri.
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be
coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with
her friend. It’s just one of those things.
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid
to signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough,
some of them will mistakenly eat bubble gum.
Feel free to add yours

adeh39:
Yes ke
Gbogbo nnkan ti a ma lo ti ready nah

Wasere!! Now u are talking.
Ale yi ma timba niyen oooo

kinglekan:
Wasere!! Now u are talking.
Ale yi ma timba niyen oooo

adeh39:
Abi ooo
Mura daadaa ooo,

#TEAM SCENT

Moti gbo dear. Bebe nlo lale yii

Mhizizzy:
A bleeped up recycled shit

kinglekan:

Hey u!!

Mhizizzy:
Tsup bro...