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Pineapp:
The thunder wey go fire the girl wey break your heart dey gym

ronald4lif:
*Grabs sit*

You've got a point. What's the essence of breaking up with someone when one can make them call it off themselves. Once you stop doing all those things you normally do, caring and displaying affection, she'll bow out herself. And vice versa to guys.

nortcentrallord:
Give her two eggs, tell her to boil one and fry one. When she brings them, just get angry and tell her she boiled the wrong egg and fried the wrong one. Get angry and leave the house. Hahahahahaha

nortcentrallord:
Give her two eggs, tell her to boil one and fry one. When she brings them, just get angry and tell her she boiled the wrong egg and fried the wrong one. Get angry and leave the house. Hahahahahaha

Ubyj:
Lol..whatever dat guy tries to do, I am so not breaking up. I will so frustrate his plans

NAMELEX:
just tell her its over and state ur reasons shikina...
why put her through all dis drama....be a gentleman not a modafvckin asshole

henribj:
all these na long thing, just do the simple thing, stop giving her money, trust me e no go reach 2 months max she go break up with you, best part is you won't be the one to tell her it is over.

nortcentrallord:
Give her two eggs, tell her to boil one and fry one. When she brings them, just get angry and tell her she boiled the wrong egg and fried the wrong one. Get angry and leave the house. Hahahahahaha

Omotayor123:
See Tutorial ooooo

Omotayor123:
funny
No try am with girl wey no collect her medicine finish for yaba left sha oo

icedbeatz:
Hahahahahaha funny shitt guys can't be that stupidd jooor

icedbeatz:
Please if your girlfriend is a caring, loving and reasonable girl please bro reciprocate and cherish her cos she's a rare gem unlike millions of bitcches gallivanting our world but if you are dating a hoe, stank ass bitcch, nagging girl, unreasonable feminists or any bitcch that offers nothing reasonable than pusssi then you need to kick her to the curb cos we need more than pusi unless you just want to be smashing that pusi momentarily Hahahahahaha. A nigga will discharge a bitcch with immediate effect when he's done with her but if your messing with psychotic bitcches then take this advice to avoid pouring of acids and stories that touch pls follow these steps.BTW real love is the shitt.
if you can't deal with the cries, emotions, heartbreaks, questions like Tony why? what is the problem? then you need this. I dedicated this to bitcches cos we don't want to break up with you but rather MAKE THEM BREAK UP WITH US,
1. start being an ass hole,
2. reduce how you call and text her her gradually from 20 to 10mins per two days till its a minute and when she calls and complains tell her your busy. Hahahahahaha it drives them nuts.
3. Don't compliment her rather compliment other chicks when you're together like baby look at that girl is she not beautiful? do it with innocent look on your face,
4. Look at other chicks ass and smile at them when she's with you,m if she catches your glance act like it wasn't intentional,
5. make jokes about her cooking skills that the don't taste good that she should have made it good if she had added more this or that,
6. Don't give her much attention when she visits,
7. Call and chat with other girls briefly in a friendly way when she's around.
8. Play ignorant of all these your acts,
9. Don't pay attention to whatever she's telling you when she ask for response act like you were off guard ask her what she was saying.
10. Do things like giving your attention to a movie or music and tell her to give you some space to attend to the movie though talk to her after long minutes.
11. You can tell her that her friend is beautiful.
ENSURE YOU DON'T DO THESE TO A REASONABLE LADY IF YOU DO MAY THUNDER SUCK YOUR DIK AND BALLS BUT IT'S A BITCCH BY ALL MEANS DO WORST BUT TELL HER SHE'S JUST BEING INSECURE ANYTIME SHE COMPLAINS OF YOUR ATTITUDE. with time she will despise you and move on and you wouldn't have to deal with all that break up drama when you do it to them.
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Respect the reasonable ladies fellas they're priceless please treat them like queens. guys you can add other steps

icedbeatz:
Hahahahahaha Nawao so you want make the guy put am for prayer points before you leave am? Hahahahahaha I love your spirit though, if you no break up with am the guy fit come develop real love for you oooo

icedbeatz:
yeah that's another step, stop giving her money or to fasten the process if you can no longer stand her start asking for money. most girls hate this meeeehn

Ubyj:
Lol..whatever dat guy tries to do, I am so not breaking up. I will so frustrate his plans