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5minsmadness: @madamkilljoy
bullsh1t.
Some girls are just plain stupid. They think the world revolves around them cos they have a vagaina. Nothing intelligent to say apart from hi hi and 'I need recharge card.' Such girls are deleted shaparly from my Facebook and bbm. A friend introduces you two and the first thing she does is flick her fingers rudely at you and
say 'I need a drink'. I be waiter? When u chat they look away uninterestedly and yawn incessantly then u decide OK cool and you go your way only to recieve stupid texts two days later. "Hi", "Hi".

Hi yourself biitch.
***presses block button***

Nonsense.

It's a pity. I guess you've been hanging out with too many of those kind of girls lately, little wonder you're starting to chat and act like them.

#Stop hating. One man's food is another's poison.

Op..Good choice you have made. Just focus on yourself and do your own thing. Trust me, a lotta girls don't know what they want and I mean it, plus the guys that have no iota of self respect aren't making things any better. Girls just like having lots of guys around them to boost whatever is left of their dying/dead esteem and good thing self respecting dudes like you won't be there to nurture it anymore.

Ps: Why don't Nigerian girls delete guys number. A lot of these girls I have deleted still have my number and try to say hi occasionally. Like wtf!!

Madamkilljoy:
God would help you if you ask him. Rumour spreads easily. If you continue in your new way, well, 'they' will certainly round you up and deal with you emotionally. Since it's a small world, fate has a way of bringing people together. . . Never make a woman sad, you may not like the consequences.


If I don't love a guy and he loves me, I'll tell him in a polite, harmless way that I'm uninterested. I don't go about exploring different shades of guys, giving them unnecessary hopes only to be seen as a femme fatale. As for their curses, I couldn't be bothered. They can't touch me.

Lmao. I have grown past the stage where anyone, yes I mean anyone, can influence my emotion. I have great certainty that you are among those girls that think guys should be licking Ur a$$sS just because u have a big A$sS and u think u are pretty, Ur conscience is hunting u, change Ur ways. If guys curses can't touch u, what makes u think girls curses would touch me, don't let sentiment becloud Ur senses babe.

FrankDude:
I have great certainty that you are among those girls that think guys should be licking Ur a$$sS just because u have a big A$sS and u think u are pretty, Ur conscience is hunting u, change Ur ways, babe.

You're the one in need of help, not me. Careful now, this girl isn't the 'I'll Always Beg You For Forgiveness For Sins You Committed' type. Besides, I think my Yansh is too big for your little tongue. I don't befriend a.s.s. lickers.

Madamkilljoy:
You're the one in need of help, not me. Careful now, this girl isn't the 'I'll Always Beg You For Forgiveness For Sins You Committed' type. Besides, I think my Yansh is too big for your little tongue. I don't befriend a.s.s. lickers.

Sharrap there
I knew the foolish ones will come out here to show themselves! I can guarantee that you stink terrible under that supposed skirt. Go and treat your toilet infections before coming out here to show your trashy self. How can a grown woman allow the wedge between her legs to turn to a rotten graveyard. Are you addicted to evil stench?

FrankDude:
Pls expanciate on what you mean by "break me". I am interested in understanding you.

That will require a lengthy expose bro. If you don't understand, my advice is keep cool, one day you will understand.

Madamkilljoy:
It's a pity. I guess you've been hanging out with too many of those kind of girls lately, little wonder you're starting to chat and act like them.

#Stop hating. One man's food is another's poison.

It is clear that you are one of them that is why you are so pained. "One man's food is another man's poison". Stay there and be looking for the mugu that will come and lick your feet. We are discussing bad behavior in girls and you are going all out to defend it instead of you to LISTEN and CHANGE. Later when the man runs off and finds a girl worthy of his attention they start to open thread and complain like spoilt children.

If you don't agree with this post kindly move on and stop trying to bait me. I don't have the energy for back and forth.

dinachi:
Sharrap there
I knew the foolish ones will come out here to show themselves! I can guarantee that you stink terrible under that supposed skirt. Go and treat your toilet infections before coming out here to show your trashy self. How can a grown woman allow the wedge between her legs to turn to a rotten graveyard. Are you addicted to evil stench?

You worthless piece of Poo! A total waste of s.p.e.r.m! You have the effrontery to purr this gibberish. Ediots like you who are suffering from low self esteem would look for gullible girls to attack. Your insults won't make me tremble or frightened. You think I'm as dirty as you, you f.i.l.t.h.y pig?! I won't waste words on you, your heinous stench won't make me drag myself into the mud with F.O.O.Ls like you. B.ig.o.t! Continue quoting me and ranting like a p.ig. C.o.ward!

CHOI

This guy..if nothing at least you are consistent on your message

Clean that place

dinachi:
Sharrap there
I knew the foolish ones will come out here to show themselves! I can guarantee that you stink terrible under that supposed skirt. Go and treat your toilet infections before coming out here to show your trashy self. How can a grown woman allow the wedge between her legs to turn to a rotten graveyard. Are you addicted to evil stench?

Madamkilljoy:
You're the one in need of help, not me. Careful now, this girl isn't the 'I'll Always Beg You For Forgiveness For Sins You Committed' type. Besides, I think my Yansh is too big for your little tongue. I don't befriend a.s.s. lickers.

Sorry. All is well. That man is coming soon.

pickabeau1:
CHOI

This guy..if nothing at least you are consistent on your message

Clean that place

Am telling you
Am sure at least a handful of nairaland ladies would have improved their hygiene down there following this relentless campaign

well we cant know anyway... but it may just be an unconscious thing.. spray here, veet there just to be sure

5minsmadness:
Am telling you
Am sure at least a handful of nairaland ladies would have improved their hygiene down there following this relentless campaign

Madamkilljoy:
You worthless piece of Poo! A total waste of s.p.e.r.m! You have the effrontery to purr this gibberish. Ediots like you who are suffering from low self esteem would look for gullible girls to attack. Your insults won't make me tremble or frightened. You think I'm as dirty as you, you f.i.l.t.h.y pig?! I won't waste words on you, your heinous stench won't make me drag myself into the mud with F.O.O.Ls like you. B.ig.o.t! Continue quoting me and ranting like a p.ig. C.o.ward!

The baboons who had the effrontery of excreting you out through their anus did the world a terrible evil.
A simple question I innocently asked. How can you be alive and you are carrying a rotten graveyard between your legs? Why are you trembling and shaking like someone suffering from aggravated convulsion because of that simple question? Guilty conscience no doubt!
Do your self and the world a favor go to a well known doctor warn him before hand to wear gloves and protective suit before treating your atrocious toilet infection that stinks to high heavens!
After that visit Julius Berger Company to fumigate the rainforest mangrove swamp between your legs.
Stop wasting your time on nairaland we all hand handkerchief s on our noses to be able to talk with you . You have caused enough harm, now go and do the need full!

dinachi:
The baboons who had the effrontery of excreting you out through their anus did the world a terrible evil.
A simple question I innocently asked. How can you be alive and you are carrying a rotten graveyard between your legs? Why are you trembling and shaking like someone suffering from aggravated convulsion because of that simple question? Guilty conscience no doubt!
Do your self and the world a favor go to a well known doctor warn him before hand to wear gloves and protective suit before treating your atrocious toilet infection that stinks to high heavens!
After that visit Julius Berger Company to fumigate the rainforest mangrove swamp between your legs.
Stop wasting your time on nairaland we all hand handkerchief s on our noses to be able to talk with you . You have caused enough harm, now go and do the need full!

Oh my gosh, what has she done to you to deserve such a terrible comment, you are so wicked, I feel like crying because of her.
Girls have suffered! Its not fair

Madamkilljoy:
You worthless piece of Poo! A total waste of s.p.e.r.m! You have the effrontery to purr this gibberish. Ediots like you who are suffering from low self esteem would look for gullible girls to attack. Your insults won't make me tremble or frightened. You think I'm as dirty as you, you f.i.l.t.h.y pig?! I won't waste words on you, your heinous stench won't make me drag myself into the mud with F.O.O.Ls like you. B.ig.o.t! Continue quoting me and ranting like a p.ig. C.o.ward!

If you aren't dirty, why would u react this way?

Again, conscience is seriously hunting u. Change!

FrankDude:
Sorry. All is well. That man is coming soon.

I never mentioned I was searching.

FrankDude:
Sorry. All is well. That man is coming soon.

I never mentioned I was searching.

FrankDude:
If you aren't dirty, why would u react this way?

Again, conscience is seriously hunting u. Change!

I'm not dirty and I wouldn't swallow the humble pie to please your ego. However, you can carry on with your thought, your opinion in my life doesn't count.

5minsmadness:
It is clear that you are one of them that is why you are so pained. "One man's food is another man's poison". Stay there and be looking for the mugu that will come and lick your feet. We are discussing bad behavior in girls and you are going all out to defend it instead of you to LISTEN and CHANGE. Later when the man runs off and finds a girl worthy of his attention they start to open thread and complain like spoilt children.

If you don't agree with this post kindly move on and stop trying to bait me. I don't have the energy for back and forth.

You used to post sensible stuffs, I don't know what happened. You arrive at a conclusion about me without getting to know me first, smh. If I needed a MUGU, may be I'd have picked you. Mtschwwww.

Madamkilljoy:
without getting to know me first,.

Getting to know you? No way we are allowing that guy near you until after your visit to that Dr and Julius Berger!

dinachi:
The baboons who had the effrontery of excreting you out through their anus did the world a terrible evil.
A simple question I innocently asked. How can you be alive and you are carrying a rotten graveyard between your legs? Why are you trembling and shaking like someone suffering from aggravated convulsion because of that simple question? Guilty conscience no doubt!
Do your self and the world a favor go to a well known doctor warn him before hand to wear gloves and protective suit before treating your atrocious toilet infection that stinks to high heavens!
After that visit Julius Berger Company to fumigate the rainforest mangrove swamp between your legs.
Stop wasting your time on nairaland we all hand handkerchief s on our noses to be able to talk with you . You have caused enough harm, now go and do the need full!

In Cococandy's words:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third
referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's my puccie you're after.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies
puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but
man chill. Guy's so pained.
This is getting out of hand.

I guess you have a penchant for girls with stench. When you're done opening that mouth of yours which suffers from halitosis, endeavour to go back to the hole you came out from.

Madamkilljoy:
In Cococandy's words:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third
referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's my puccie you're after.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies
puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but
man chill. Guy's so pained.
This is getting out of hand.

I guess you have a penchant for girls with stench. When you're done opening that mouth of yours which suffers from halitosis, endeavour to go back to the hole you came out from.

This is plain wickedness! You know you stink, yet you are determined make life difficult for all of us by being here with your odoriferous self. See as I dey dodge your mouth odour here as I type.
Simple question. Why do you stink so much? No convulsions please

dinachi:
Getting to know you? No way we are allowing that guy near you until after your visit to that Dr and Julius Berger!

young man pls calm down and let's move forward, was enjoying this flow. jeje ,until you allowed them derail it with fool fledge insult ! there's god o ,!

Madamkilljoy:
You used to post sensible stuffs, I don't know what happened. You arrive at a conclusion about me without getting to know me first, smh. If I needed a MUGU, may be I'd have picked you. Mtschwwww.

I can't decide if the bolded was meant as an insult or a subtle pick-up line

All my posts are sensible, even the senseless ones , If you can't see the sense in this discussion then that's clearly your fault.

I'll leave the vitriol for those who are good at it.

Madamkilljoy:
In Cococandy's words:
You're so hung up on women's pu55ies.
You hardly type 3 posts without the third
referring to someone's puccie.
Today it's my puccie you're after.
Every other time, it is some nairaland ladies
puccie you're insulting or stylishly longing for
We know it feels good to get back in there but
man chill. Guy's so pained.
This is getting out of hand.

I guess you have a penchant for girls with stench. When you're done opening that mouth of yours which suffers from halitosis, endeavour to go back to the hole you came out from.

Hey Bae, Take it easy o!

How u dey?

I can feel your anger and know you're pissed off with some of these rude comments about a woman's Garden of Love.

Remember: frustrated people frustrate people and silence is the best answer for a fool even when you're hurt!

It is not every door that slides open that you enter. Never forget that.

Miss ya sha.

dinachi:
Sharrap there
I knew the foolish ones will come out here to show themselves! I can guarantee that you stink terrible under that supposed skirt. Go and treat your toilet infections before coming out here to show your trashy self. How can a grown woman allow the wedge between her legs to tu
o a rotten graveyard. Are you addicted to evil stench?

Surely your brain is malfunctioning. What is so fascinating about a woman's privates that you can't reprogramme your earth worm infested brain to look past? The hole which u came to earth from must have been a mangrove swamp to allow a creature like you assess. When last did you trim the jungle above your member? It must be infested with lice and termite draining your blood and affecting the proper functioning of your senses

Pidggin:
Surely your brain is malfunctioning. What is so fascinating about a woman's privates that you can't reprogramme your earth worm infested brain to look past? The hole which u came to earth from must have been a mangrove swamp to allow a creature like you assess. When last did you trim the jungle above your member? It must be infested with lice and termite draining your blood and affecting the proper functioning of your senses

Rotten puccy, see how you are convulsing! Buhahahahahaha!

dinachi:
Rotten puccy, see how you are convulsing! Buhahahahahaha!

shriveled dick!! Black bent like a rusty hook DAT shovel is wat u use on your miserable wife wat a joke

Pidggin:
shriveled dick!! Black bent like a rusty hook DAT shovel is wat u use on your miserable wife wat a joke

You are the joke! Simple question. Why do you stink so much? No convulsions please! Hahahahahaha.
I know the paragon of beauty and epitome of perfection I call the love of my life gives you nightmares from time to time but you are free to hope! Hopeless hope!

segedoo:
Hey Bae, Take it easy o!

How u dey?

I can feel your anger and know you're pissed off with some of these rude comments about a woman's Garden of Love.

Remember: frustrated people frustrate people and silence is the best answer for a fool even when you're hurt!

It is not every door that slides open that you enter. Never forget that.

Miss ya sha.

The hustle is real! God knows you deserve her rotten puccy! Buhahahahaha!

You again with woman problem!
No be you dey complain say dem use you do friend zone. Now you say you throw women like trash.


Chai.
Pls get a life before you turn to serial killer for woman matter

In my line of work i will call that Agile Methodology. Quick breeze