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Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 7:40pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
I have been with my bae for almost 2 years now. Our first anniversary was in december. It was so fun. She a very sexy girl. A girl a lot of guys would die for. Now the problem is that I love her 100%, but she's exhibiting a trait I doubt so much about her. Her smile is cute and all, and can stop a bullet, but then, I've never heard her fart! I mean, is she for real? What living human doesn't fart? I purposely made her eat beans twice one day, to test her myself. She didn't fart. Ok, she did, but I didn't count it as a fart, because when she farted, it was a bit loud and all that, but her fart didn't smell. Like, how possible is that? Is she for real? Do I break up with her? |
Re: Is This Possible? by LogoDWhiz(m): 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Ehya. Bring her and let me perform an operation on her. After this, be assured that she will start 'farting' |
Re: Is This Possible? by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
How many wraps did u smoke?
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Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 7:47pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
vfactor:Wraps of what bro? |
Re: Is This Possible? by Awesomeking: 7:48pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
[color=#770077][/color]this shi so funny,too funny to be real,fart,are u serious?? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
NoobSaibott: Of what u smoked |
Re: Is This Possible? by damilareoye: 7:56pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Kai...... Nairaland Don suffer...... As in, are we fart expert?
Is your relationship based on fart?
U really need sense. 2 Likes |
Re: Is This Possible? by faith551(m): 7:57pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Sorry Op but is your brain detachable? Cause u seem to be typing without it. As a matter of fact I've never heard my dad fart before,since I was born till this day. And I kind of respect him for that. I dnt think I've done that for a third party to notice, in fact it creeps me out when a beautiful girl does that, it's like speaking bad grammar to me or having bad breath. It's all about safe controll, for the fact that a lot of people claim that their is no disposition unit for fart doesn't make its matured for a person to make his fellow human being uncomfortable. It like yawning or sneezing, why don't u open ur mouth wide and sneeze or yearn since its natural?. It's all about safe control people 1 Like |
Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:00pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
faith551:What are you saying bro? ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by faith551(m): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
NoobSaibott: U dnt know how to read? |
Re: Is This Possible? by ikeepitreal(m): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Guy, u need work o... Our last gateman just died. Your in luck 2 Likes |
Re: Is This Possible? by may01(f): 8:07pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
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Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
faith551:Is that english? ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
may01:She is. ![]() We do all sort of nasty stuff together. She farted once, but I didn't count it as a fart cos it smelled like oxygen. Is it natural for her fart not to smell? |
Re: Is This Possible? by styno22(m): 8:15pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Op ur brain needs to be formated, every human being fart, if she does not fart den she would ve been dead by now, if u ve not heard her fart doesn't mean she does not fart. She is only being respectful and responsible. |
Re: Is This Possible? by MrCork: 8:17pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
NoobSaibott: ....is she lightskin? ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
MrCork:Yes bro. She light skin. |
Re: Is This Possible? by may01(f): 8:18pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
NoobSaibott:Yup, sometimes mine doesn't smell ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
may01:I need to confirm that ![]() |
Re: Is This Possible? by Oahray: 8:24pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Em... NoobSaibot's fart-ality is easy na. Back + back + forward + forward + HK. Try it on your gf. If NoobSaibot doesn't win immediately , you didn't press it well. |
Re: Is This Possible? by NoobSaibott: 8:32pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
Oahray:I'm used to SEGA pad. ![]() |
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