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pseudonomer:
I broke up with my girlfriend that did not wish me happy birthday on June 29.

Haba guy, u too harsh abeg! Na wetin!

pseudonomer:
I broke up with my girlfriend that did not wish me happy birthday on June 29.

And my Ex brokeup with me on my birthday. how nice and precise

lmao. @ number 6

yeah I do check goal.com wen I'm on a date especially if my dear Chelsea is playn nd I'm missing the game.

luckily my current gf is a football fanatic so while I'm checking she is also checking .

RJayson:
Yeah that's a good one.

. Yeah

Tmonex:
3.Dont go all dirty and talk vulgar. I mean dude im eating. But seriously no dirty talk if she didnt initiate it. Dont start asking questions about her favorite position or asking her to demonstrate how she gives a head...Bro, really

You were making sense till you got to the part in bold. Who made you the custodian of all that's dirty? You dey crase?



5. It is not okay to chill at your place after. Take her home don't ask.

You're in denial. Who be dis one sef?


6. Your football club is playing and you decide to have the date. Then you cant keep your phone away and you are glued to goals.com or your eyes is on the tv screen. You're even talking about the match and the whole date is about the stupid football. My point? Dont have it when your club is playing

You're already showing your true colours. Thank you. No second date. Gerrout








14. Do not try checking other girls out. You may not know but its rude to have a beautiful lady opposite you and still look onwards when a girl passes or worst of all turn your head. Really.....seriously.

Seriously? On the first date? After which the immediate future is not sure. You're a joker. Low self-esteem wan kill you

Very condescending piece, there was some other bvllshit, but time no dey to show you your foolishness. In conclusion, you're a stuck up biitch with a probably dry puccy. You're only good for the lay. FOH

Forget all these fake lists.
What matters most is to have money and she will be your honey, warts and all.

Barcanista will not come and read o

Mamaflex:
Barcanista will not come and read o

Maybe you should explain what the OP mean because I don't understand. I will need your coaching in preparation for my first date when I turn 17.

barcanista:
Maybe you should explain what the OP mean because I don't understand. I will need your coaching in preparation for my first date when I turn 17.

You've started again!

barcanista:
Maybe you should explain what the OP mean because I don't understand. I will need your coaching in preparation for my first date when I turn 17.

how can I explain to you when I'm only 12?

@14,


But if she no fine nko? Or not to be compared with other girls passing by...

No vex o

Bibidear:
Some guys are guilty of 3 and 14,if u try it ehn,i will land u hot slap. Lol

u won't do anything

Mamaflex:
how can I explain to you when I'm only 12?

12? I thought NL is for elderly people of 17 and above?

dearpreye:
You've started again!

abeg wetin I do?

barcanista:
abeg wetin I do?

All my ribs have been cracked!!!

DeeCherry:
Some guys could be dumb sha!

lol!... Sure the last guy messed up big time.

themosthigh:
[size=13pt]1. Dont talk to any girl if she is alone without the permission of her parents or guardian.

2. No touching is permited until after marriage

3 Never marry without your parents consent.

4.Do not marry a person of another faith or church unless they are will8ng to convert.

5.Dirty talk is a sin even after marrige so do not engage in it as it defiles Gods creation.
6 Marrige should only be done only after serious fasting and prayers.
7 The missionary style is the only acceptable sex position all others are demonic
8 A woman must not do anything without express permission of her husband neither talk to any man alone with the expception of her priest.[/size]

guy na u dem send?

I don't do any of those...so??..mayb its because I don't have a car #anyway no time 4 ladies now...I gotta make it to forbes first

shegsky:
These your signature na something else .

Na one miserable mob ban me till 2018.

HermosaJulia:
16)Don't rush into asking her what she does for a living as if you are a lazy man who cannot fend for himself,
I won't even ask you on the first date anyway,

why won't I asked a lady am about to date what she does for a living...

That should be the second question after introduction...

We guyz don't need the ladies money but we don't need liability as well...

piicity:
Don't give her a kiss if she doesn't ask for it.

who yarn u say she go ask for kiss.

gawk:
SHUT UP,. a girl that will LOVE will LOVE, LOVE IS SO COMPLICATED

dnt tell me to shut up,dats my own opinion

Codedone:
u won't do anything

i wont slap him,i will just excuse maself

Mtcheeeeeeeeew iranu gbaaaaaa lo ko

Gelengelen:
[size=20pt] no time for love menh!
my money on my mind!
[/size]

Not making money Not making Sense

Gelengelen:
haha nice story bro.


abeg where is d part 3? u r really good.

That's quite the end, read how I PRANKED another girl on www.wenogetjob.com

I guess you are an Alien from Mars.

themosthigh:
[size=13pt]1. Dont talk to any girl if she is alone without the permission of her parents or guardian.

2. No touching is permited until after marriage

3 Never marry without your parents consent.

4.Do not marry a person of another faith or church unless they are will8ng to convert.

5.Dirty talk is a sin even after marrige so do not engage in it as it defiles Gods creation.
6 Marrige should only be done only after serious fasting and prayers.
7 The missionary style is the only acceptable sex position all others are demonic
8 A woman must not do anything without express permission of her husband neither talk to any man alone with the expception of her priest.[/size]

Peaceisgold:
Thank God its romance section, pls guys join me apologise to my swt@ whom i did nt wish a hpy bday on June 30. Am truly sori

What would u have done if u were in his shoes.

Bibidear:
Some guys are guilty of 3 and 14,if u try it ehn,i will land u hot slap. Lol

Haba! Babe easy. A dirty slap cos he wants to know ur favourite position?

ModiKen:
Haba! Babe easy. A dirty slap cos he wants to know ur favourite position?

i wont just slap him,i will kick his balls,lols

kunletoks:
What would u have done if u were in his shoes.

I'll ask her 4 a bday gift.

Codyt:
And my Ex brokeup with me on my birthday. how nice and precise

Eyaaa, so sad, dt was indeed a tragic bday gift 4 u. Her luv 4 u na lyk rat poison. Take hrt bro