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Madamkilljoy:
I expect guys like you to say that, being that you're a gay (birds of a feather always roll together). You don't give a poo, yet you wan take panadol for my headache. Ogini? Ehn! I'm not a lesbian, biko.

Loool I'm not gay but if u doubt me. Come over let me show u! nd besides u will soon be a lesbian I can see it in u lol

joeprince23:
Getting a girl to visit you is super easy. The problem is that
most guys don’t find it so.
You ask a girl to come over and visit you and she turns you
down, giving some flimsy excuses. Sometimes she agrees to
come over and then turns around to disappoint you.
I’ve been there before, till i learnt how to “trick” my way out
of it.
Here is why girls are avoiding your house…
It’s because you are scaring them away.
Don’t worry. Let me explain further.
Firstly, a girl will never visit you if she finds you boring (read
my article on “how to talk to girls” to put a stop to being
boring).
Secondly, a girl will avoid your house if she notices you are
desperate for her visit. Never ever beg a girl to visit you.
Never give her the impression that she is doing you a favour
by visiting you.
You dey get the gist abi?
As in, Never ever ever make a girl feel you are badly in need
for her visit. It scares them like crazy. It gives her this
impression that: “he wants sex, that is why he has been
begging me to visit”.
The best approach is to make it seem you are inviting her
over for something. As in, you have to give her this idea that
she is coming over for a reason.
Let me give you an example. Here is one trick that is damn
effective
You could call a girl up today, after making her interested in
you using all the tips in my eBook, then go like:
“Hey, I want to cook ogbono soup. I need directions abeg.
Shebi you can cook it”
Of course she go know. Ask her to give you directions, then
make a show of acting as if you are writing the directions
down.
She will find this funny and you both will have a good laugh
as she gives you the direction over the phone.
After she is done with the directions, thank her and hang up
Then give her like 30 minutes and call her again. Then say
something like:
YOU: “Haba na. You give me fake directions na”.
HER: “Lol. How”
YOU: “I just finished cooking the soup, it doesn’t draw. you
give me direction for non-drawing ogbono soup? Plus the
soup looks funny. It’s red here and brown there”.
If you do this well, it will make her laugh. Go ahead and
PLAYFULLY tease her: “Haba, we are beefing o. you for tell
you can’t cook ogbono na”. Bla bla bla bla. (If you’ve read
my Ebook then you already know how to tease a girl)
When you two are done laughing over the whole thing. Tell
her you will call her back and end the call.
Two days later, contact her, tell her you feel like eating
ogbono soup the next day. And you wouldn’t want to take a
risk again, and that you really need to learn how to cook the
soup.
Then invite her over to TEACH YOU. Not to cook it for you
(you never can tell if she is a feminist who doesn’t like
cooking for guys. Lol). Use the word teach, it’s safer
If you’ve been using the strategies in my eBook on her, she
will come.
Hope you got the whole strategy?
Here is the point, directly asking a girl to come and visit you
raises the red flag in her head and makes her wonder what
you are up to.
When you give her a reason, it makes her relaxed. Also, girls
don’t like to feel as if they gave in to a guy’s “temptation”. It
makes them feel cheap.
But when you structure your invitation like it’s not a
temptation, you make it easier for her to come – even
though she knows it might still be a temptation.
Some other “reasons” you can give a girl to come over are:.
– “There is this new action movie I got, come over let’s watch
it together. Bring pop corns. I will bring the drinks”
– “Can you play cheese? Come over let me teach you. Make
sure you come with note books for note taking”.
Are you getting the pattern here?
One; You are inviting her over with a reason
Two; you are making her see you are not desperate for her
visit by playfully giving her conditions for her visit (eg: bring
pop corns)
Three; You are sounding as if she will agree to the invitation.
As in, you went ahead to ask her to bring pop corns without
waiting for her to give an answer if she will come or not.
DISCLAIMER: only use this strategy on a girl you suspect will
turn you down if you directly invite her over. If you are sure
she won’t turn you down, just directly ask her to come and
visit you (no need for the hassle in that case).
CC: Lalasticlala ishilove

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chaxking:
Loool I'm not gay but if u doubt me. Come over let me show u! nd besides u will soon be a lesbian I can see it in u lol

I never knew that homosexuals are written on people's forehead or signatures(as seen in your case). Continue calling me a lesbian, we'll find out who the real homo is very soon.

Madamkilljoy:
I never knew that homosexuals are written on people's forehead or signatures(as seen in your case). Continue calling me a lesbian, we'll find out who the real homo is very soon.

lol what abt d coming over

chaxking:
You no see ur name killjoy! See ur update trust no man, na ur type go end up as lesbian

Common free the lady jare. The word 'Man' could mean anything.

Madamkilljoy:
I never knew that homosexuals are written on people's forehead or signatures(as seen in your case). Continue calling me a lesbian, we'll find out who the real homo is very soon.

Best reply so far, not the former ^^^^

Obiomon:
Well done ooooooooooooooo just de copy and paste Charles nneji ebook o. I hope he sees this.. Jus de enjoy on top another person sweat

the guy be real thief oooo

Madamkilljoy:
OP: My first anger was directed towards your manner of advertising. It wasn't nice. You no see advert section instead of mentioning this your ebook thing here and there.

In addition, it's 'CHESS' not 'CHEESE', abi you wan teach her how to eat humans who look like cheese?

Finally, all those tricks won't work on me. Why? You no get sweet mouth like MEILYN

Ha... Must you kill his Joy

Op it sure works o. With that teasing couldn't help laughing myself.

Meirlyn which girl you yan that nonsense wey believe you?

Unto sey her head no strong or she be pikin, a girl tried to rape you in ypur house. Mtchew

Nawa o
Some guys get PhD for women matters

Madamkilljoy:
He charmed me with love, that's the trick.

Hmmm.. Loves means Loveth. a loud person is a yahoo. If you sent a message then, you've got another
don't you have any 11 numerals that are mine?

Haba!!!! u just photocopied anoda person write-ups.. U don't need to do all dis poo 4 a gal to visit u.. just get ur own babe ...she go dey visit u anyhow

Everyday, new thread about ladies. NL boys, give it a break! Ah! If it were a lady that shared a post on "how to get a man to .....", all of you would have screaming how girls will die on top men matter. You keep calling girls olosho morning, afternoon and night, and yet you're the ones running after them like flies.