The July 2015 Global communion service with Pastor chris has been a glorious experience of the wisdom section and power of God. The praise and worship section was led by Eben and the prayer section was led by pastor Deola.

By the inspiration of the Holy spirit, pastor Chris give answer to questions in the question and answer section. He also warned comedians never to joke with men of God.

'Don't joke with pastor they occupy a sacred office'. When God wants to destroy a man he sends him against a prophet(man of God). He said there are many things to joke or play with but not with a man called by God.

Hmmm, a word is enough for the wise

Very true. Men of God carry a high anointing and one should be careful when using them as butts of jokes.

Hmmmmmmm

let them hear

Hmmmmm....Dont mess with the Zohan.....

MTN be like, follow Pastor Chris on "things/people you musn't joke with" send 'DJWP' to 33325 abosolutely free(incomplete)...........................................................................................................................................................*after 6hrs probably by midnite* NEXT MSG ...for 3 days!!

bushdoc9919:
Hmmmmmmm

Oga, this your spacebooking na helele

Stylish spacebooking

Even if i dont see what to joke with... It wouldnt be a man of God

Dat's a word for comedian AY nd d rest

Why? But some pastors mock God.

Ok I hear

Well said Pastor...

All these our unfunny comedians no dey fear God at all.

Very true. A whole lot of these actress/actors and comedians think they can just go around cracking and filming their jokes /plays trying to make fun out of a quote or religion issues. You have to respect God. He is your creator. God has created so many inanimate things and animate ones and has given you brains to make fun out of numerous things without hearing religion issues.

Indirectly dnt joke with "BUSINESS MEN"

This applies to only pastors that are truely called and ordained by God and not those that feed on the tithe and brainwashing of their followers.

b4 nko? U don see who dey Play with fire?

Let he that has ears, hear what has been said lest he fall

Really? Tell me more

b4 nko? U don see who dey Play with fire? Mafiosi

I pity those comedians that thinks they can joke with just anybody and even a man of God, it will be a sorry state for anyone who. Doesn't desist from it.

Love u pastor for talking to me... my pattern of comedy is now changed.. love u my life coach, my mentor, teacher n boss....

mrlycan:
Hmmmmm....Dont mess with the Zohan.....

The Zohan will get you.

SHAAARAP u r a JOKE to Pastorhood

Don't make jokes for your comedy shows with Pastors whether or not you be level in them or not.
Even if you don't think they are real. Irrespective of their denomination.
It could be dangerous.
Have your array of jokes for your comedy shows but keep Pastors or even the church out of it.

K

Don't joke with CRIMINALS he meant right?

No be this same gangstaer dey curl hair and say mastur*bation no be sin?

Flee as fast as you can from all those people who use the acronym Pastor, Bishop, Apostle, Prophet and the rest to their names. Majority of those so called "man of God" ( Ino kuku know who no be man of God for this earth abi no be God create all of us?). Majority of them are brianwashers, liars, crroks and heartless. They only use their acclaimed religious title to defraud and manipulate people.

I have seen two pastors (one in Lekki another on the mainland) who harbor 419 boys in their apartment and share in their loot and well as accept 10% of whatever income the yahoo boys make on each dubious business.


"Show me a man who has a conscience and i will show you a man who fears God" - Acidtalk



Majority of these religious men will be in the bottom most part of Hell fire on the day of Judgement. By then it will be too late for their "gullible' followers to realize they have been scammed their whole life on heart.

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I promised I'd stop doing any comments, but mehn! this topic piqued my interest.



Minion: Dark Master of Destruction! News reach us. The Nigerian men of God have commanded that they be exempt from all works of comedy. They warn that their highly anointed offices wields great spiritual power. That mockery of that office, is dangerous affair.

Hades: Hmm! Lowly minion! The people do not understand, how beautiful it would be if they did. How can one man stand up and say to another "mock me and be done with", in this time and age where even their Presidents and World rulers are used as subject of comedy. Even their Obamas and their Buhari can be freely laughed about, then why not them. Why will he say "do not mock men of God"? Why not say "do not mock God"? Is the man of God not but still a man? A mere buildup of bone and hair like other men. Does blood not still run in his veins? Why does he not say also "respect all men in high places, respect all elected officials, people that weild political power over other people"? He only says "Respect spiritual power" and he remains indifferent to the people that weild all other forms of power. Men should not be ao blinded. They should not forget that Men who claim to have power have wreaked the most destruction and the most beauty upon their world. Do not forget to think with logic.

Minion: Dark King! Your knowledge illuminates and baffles me all at once.
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