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Monikween:
I smell pride

agrovick:
Hi, I was just minding my business until I came across your profile. I think u are awesomely cute and I'd like to exchange mails with you.

Monikween:
ehem uhm hmmm Thanks fr d compliment,..

agrovick:
You are welcome, what if I told u the sun just whispered to me it's jealous of your smile you've got mail

Monikween:
I smell pride

Monikween:
awwww

ahsekeena:
ur nose is messed up

Monikween:
his first paragraph came across to me as haughty...

agrovick:
U'v another mail

Monikween:
nawa for u o

agrovick:
I know right, I'm a disciple of making hay while the sun shines

badinfluence:
O brother

may01:
I'm glad you enjoyed your stay That means you'll marry one of my sisters

I sure did.
Errrrr!! U get fine sister wey u wan gv me ni? The "Ibom" type oooo.

kinglekan:

I sure did.

Errrrr!! U get fine sister wey u wan gv me ni? The "Ibom" type oooo.

NaijaSingleBoy:
I've met different personalities through out the course of my life,but I will never forget these three idiots, pardon my language, don't know what else to call them...

Idiot #1: Isaac, oh Isaac, Isaac is an apprentice 'software engineer' close to my company, his company is one of the best around, they even had uniforms .
So what did Isaac do? My phone went dead one Thursday morning, despite charging it overnight, boys were still hustling and that was my only phone.
I decided to leave it at home, it was when I got to work I remembered that there was a phone repair company closeby.
I decided to check on them when I close from work, I went there and met Isaac,and the following conversation ensued;

NSB: Isaac, how far na, abeg my phone no gree on and I forget bring am come work,you fit come house come repair am?

Isaac: no oo,I busy today, bring am tomorrow.

NSB: I dey go Lagos tomorrow, my flight na 2:30pm, and I no dey come work tomorrow, I want to prepare for my journey and put finishing touches on my presentation. So which time you go come?

Isaac: okay, just call me when you free?

NSB: how I go call you when my phone don spoil ?

Isaac: okay, na true, just text me or send me email, shey you get my email ?

NSB: with which phone?


Idiot #2: This happened when I went to buy my first car, I scanned around the garage and instantly fell in love with a Nissan Sentra, but there was a problem, the manager said the key and spare key were left in the pigeon hole and the car had an automatic lock, but I would not be despaired the devil was a liar, I went to call a panel beater to work the door, and bless heavens, he said he could open the doors. I decided to go eat at a restaurant across the road while the mechanic worked the door.
Alas, I came back and saw the mechanic working the driver side, I tried to open the passenger side and lo and behold, IT OPENED!, then I called on him;

NSB: oga! This side dey open oo!

Mechanic: yes, I know, I don work am, so I dey do the driver side.

NSB: SO why you no just open the remaining doors from inside instead of suffering yourself working them one by one?

Mechanic: ooohh! Na true ooo! No mind me!


idiot #3: our company was downsizing due to some financial problems, some workers had to be let go.
So the company decided to hold a sendforth for the out going workers to award them for meritorious service to reduce the pain of losing their jobs.
During the course of the party, it was time for the MD to give his speech and he started by saying;
"Wow! This is fun! We should do this more often!"

Everyone just looked at him like ''.

#NaijaSingleBoy


cc: ishilove , obinoscopy , lalasticlala

may01:
Just come to Uyo, there are beautiful ladies everywhere

may01:
Just come to Uyo, there are beautiful ladies everywhere

IamLEGEND1:
ironically, na you come be d idìot for your first example.

u cant send him an email?
4 reals?
u no get laptop ni?

abi na wetin u wan use "Put the finishing touches on ur presentation"?

and if u been save him email for the phone, he fit write am down for paper for you.