I've met different personalities through out the course of my life,but I will never forget these three idiots, pardon my language, don't know what else to call them...

Idiot #1: Isaac, oh Isaac, Isaac is an apprentice 'software engineer' close to my company, his company is one of the best around, they even had uniforms .
So what did Isaac do? My phone went dead one Thursday morning, despite charging it overnight, boys were still hustling and that was my only phone.
I decided to leave it at home, it was when I got to work I remembered that there was a phone repair company closeby.
I decided to check on them when I close from work, I went there and met Isaac,and the following conversation ensued;

NSB: Isaac, how far na, abeg my phone no gree on and I forget bring am come work,you fit come house come repair am?

Isaac: no oo,I busy today, bring am tomorrow.

NSB: I dey go Lagos tomorrow, my flight na 2:30pm, and I no dey come work tomorrow, I want to prepare for my journey and put finishing touches on my presentation. So which time you go come?

Isaac: okay, just call me when you free?

NSB: how I go call you when my phone don spoil ?

Isaac: okay, na true, just text me or send me email, shey you get my email ?

NSB: with which phone?


Idiot #2: This happened when I went to buy my first car, I scanned around the garage and instantly fell in love with a Nissan Sentra, but there was a problem, the manager said the key and spare key were left in the pigeon hole and the car had an automatic lock, but I would not be despaired the devil was a liar, I went to call a panel beater to work the door, and bless heavens, he said he could open the doors. I decided to go eat at a restaurant across the road while the mechanic worked the door.
Alas, I came back and saw the mechanic working the driver side, I tried to open the passenger side and lo and behold, IT OPENED!, then I called on him;

NSB: oga! This side dey open oo!

Mechanic: yes, I know, I don work am, so I dey do the driver side.

NSB: SO why you no just open the remaining doors from inside instead of suffering yourself working them one by one?

Mechanic: ooohh! Na true ooo! No mind me!


idiot #3: our company was downsizing due to some financial problems, some workers had to be let go.
So the company decided to hold a sendforth for the out going workers to award them for meritorious service to reduce the pain of losing their jobs.
During the course of the party, it was time for the MD to give his speech and he started by saying;
"Wow! This is fun! We should do this more often!"

Everyone just looked at him like ''.

#NaijaSingleBoy


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NaijaSingleBoy:
Being a rich single guy ain't easy.
I've met different personalities through out the course of my life,but I will never forget these three idiots, pardon my language, don't know what else to call them...

Idiot #1: Isaac, oh Isaac, Isaac is an apprentice 'software engineer' close to my company, his company is one of the best around, they even had uniforms .
So what did Isaac do? My phone went dead one Thursday morning, despite charging it overnight, boys were still hustling and that was my only phone.
I decided to leave it at home, it was when I got to work I remembered that there was a phone repair company closeby.
I decided to check on them when I close from work, I went there and met Isaac,and the following conversation ensued;

NSB: Isaac, how far na, abeg my phone no gree on and I forget bring am come work,you fit come house come repair am?

Isaac: no oo,I busy today, bring am tomorrow.

NSB: I dey go Lagos tomorrow, my flight na 2:30pm, and I no dey come work tomorrow, I want to prepare for my journey and put finishing touches on my presentation. So which time you go come?

Isaac: okay, just call me when you free?

NSB: how I go call you when my phone don't spoil ?

Isaac: okay, na true, just text me or send me email, shey you get my email ?

NSB: with which phone?


Idiot #2: This happened when I went to buy my first car, I scanned around the garage and instantly fell in love with a Nissan Sentra, but there was a problem, the manager said the key and spare key were left in the pigeon hole and the car had can automatic lock, but I would not be despaired the devil was a liar, I went to call a panel beater to work the door, and bless heavens, he said he could open the doors. I decided to go eat at a restaurant across the road while the mechanic worked the door.
Alas, I came back and saw the mechanic working the driver side, I tried to openly the passenger side and lo and behold, IT OPENED!, then I called on him;

NSB: oga! This side dey open oo!

Mechanic: yes, I know, I don work am, so I dey do the driver side.

NSB: SO why you no just open the remaining doors from inside instead of suffering yourself working them one by one?

Mechanic: ooohh! Na true ooo! No mind me!


idiot #3: our company was downsizing due to some financial problems, some workers had to be let go.
So the company decided to hold a sendforth for the out going workers to award them for meritorious service and reduce the pain of losing their jobs.
During the course of the party, it was time for the MD to give his speech and he started by saying;
"Wow! This is fun! We should do this more often!"

Everyone just looked at him like ''.

#NaijaSingleBoy

I smell pride

Funny though even if I had to comment before reading

Hmmm

what if your idiots get to read this?

#3 got me laffin....dat md needs to be stoned

NSB I hail oh... This is really hilarious.

u never jam real idiots...if ur top 3 dey like this...dix ones na small mumu

I smell lies

Dharniel:
what if your idiots get to read this?

that's why their names were changed and much info wasn't given.

ironically, na you come be d idìot for your first example.

u cant send him an email?
4 reals?
u no get laptop ni?

abi na wetin u wan use "Put the finishing touches on ur presentation"?

and if u been save him email for the phone, he fit write am down for paper for you.

NaijaSingleBoy:


that's why their names were changed and much info wasn't given.

so ur idiots dey NL?

NaijaSingleBoy:

that's why their names were changed and much info wasn't given.

Maybe the md is a sadist.

If I be one of those workers,I go go get a sniper to do the MD in,which kinda package be that one.

op are this stories for real

IamLEGEND1:
ironically, na you come be d idìot for your first example.

u cant send him an email?
4 reals?
u no get laptop ni?

abi na wetin u wan use "Put the finishing touches on ur presentation"?

and if u been save him email for the phone, he fit write am down for paper for you.

You have a point,because I was like shey u can't write his phone number down$use another person's phone to do the calling? Naijasingleboy n one of the Idiiots wey I don jam also.

Monikween:
I smell pride

is DAT y u had to quote d whole post...I smell foolishness.

Very funny

But i forgot to laugh

afamjb:
is DAT y u had to quote d whole post...I smell foolishness.

well quoting d whole post was a mistake nd Am entitled to my own opinion.... as for u...You're STEWPID

tuffgongjo:
You have a point,because I was like shey u can't write his phone number down$use another person's phone to do the calling? Naijasingleboy n one of the Idiiots wey I don jam also.

Dümb guys been forming superior IQ since the days of Samson

IamLEGEND1:


Dümb guys been forming superior IQ since the days of Samson

Batman,easy because he doesn't know what he was saying.

may01:

I smell tropicana.

tuffgongjo:
Batman,easy.

and another tin be say, i no understand wetin join him write-up and römance secction.

#ButDazNoneOfMyBusiness

IamLEGEND1:


and another tin be say, i no understand wetin join him write-up and römance secction.

#ButDazNoneOfMyBusiness

It shoulda been posted in the jokes section but like you #Ikermitonhim.

kinglekan:


I smell tropicana.

Lekan what are you doing in Uyo

may01:
Lekan what are you doing in Uyo

Was there actually.
Clarion call days, fun place no doubt. Plus pweety hot babes too.

tuffgongjo:
It shoulda been posted in the jokes section but like you #Ikermitonhim.

Hahahahahahahaha

Touchè

Loooool.

The MD forget himself

And Buhari isnt in your list?

kinglekan:


Was there actually.

Clarion call days, fun place no doubt. Plus pweety hot babes too.

I'm glad you enjoyed your stay
That means you'll marry one of my sisters