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| If States Were Women? by sirculynz(op): 8:56pm On Jul 10, 2015*. Modified: 9:48pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Kaduna, kogi, Nasarawa and Niger state will be dragging for one boyfriend because he is handsome which is the FCT(ABUJA) Akwa Ibom will be that woman that always want to satisfy her husband with food Edo state will be the runs girl who is based in Italy and owns four to five houses in Benin. Delta will have be that lady with everything going for her yet she repeatedly keeps on hooking up with useless men. Niger Delta states would be the richest woman with no money. OYO would be that babe who will swallow magnets just to become attractive. Yobe would be that woman going through a violent, bloody and abusive marriage but still remains beautiful, positive and hopeful. Abuja would have no husband but would have plenty boyfriends and suitors. Borno will be the woman with the issue of Blood. It never stops flowing.   Osun will b a woman complaining about her broke husband and decides to cheat to save her children from hunger. Sokoto will literally be too hot to handle. Lagos would be the rich man's daughter who has shown she doesn't need her father to survive. Ekiti will be that woman who will go to bed with you after giving her just a bowl of rice. Kogi will be the woman whose husband is not dead but lives like a widow. Kaduna would be the one that has jumped from one useless man to the other over time and then finally marries Mr perfect! Kano will be that chick that leaves her good guy and returns to her crazy ex. Rivers will be the chick that likes bad boys Abia would be that woman who leaves her door open to various men to come do as they wish. Imo will be that state whose husband has always been loud-mouthed- good for nothing conmen Ebonyi state will be the shy side chick we only hear about when she doesn't get child support. Kwara would be a fine lady that was betrothed by a dead father to his son. Bayelsa will be the woman who can't speak English Kebbi will be that girl with only one underwear. Ogun will be a very religious woman Benue will always be pregnant. Plateau will be a beautiful woman who was once peaceful and happy but now living in fear. Enugu will be the housewife that never goes out. Cross River will be the woman that keeps on giving Bauch will be the sleeping beauty waiting for her prince charming to come to her rescue Which state(s) own funny pass? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Kingsasian(m): 9:00pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Imo state nko? Lol |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Cutehector(m): 9:02pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Lool benue and kebbi... Kebbi own make me laff tire.. Just one pant.. Haba |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Shortyy(f): 9:05pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Abia |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Gurgle(f): 9:08pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
hahaha this is great kudos to whoever wrote this 1 Like |
| Re: If States Were Women? by CUM4WHAT(m): 9:10pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
NONSENSE |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Cutehector(m): 9:15pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Shortyy:so whch of the aforementioned states r u from |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Shortyy(f): 9:17pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Cutehector:Imo. you didn't put it |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Cutehector(m): 9:19pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Shortyy:I knew u wil deny ur state |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Shortyy(f): 9:22pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Cutehector:i'm from Imo state  |
| Re: If States Were Women? by sirculynz(op): 9:25pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Beamborla(f): 9:33pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
op seem to have a thing for Ekiti... you mentioned her twice  |
| Re: If States Were Women? by emtebe(m): 9:35pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
you get that osun wella wella |
| Re: If States Were Women? by Moustache: 9:37pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
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| Re: If States Were Women? by Cutehector(m): 9:38pm On Jul 10, 2015 |
Shortyy:so cool.. Me too |
| Re: If States Were Women? by mikron(m): 10:27am On Jul 11, 2015 |
who tell u say bayelsa no fit speak English? |
| Re: If States Were Women? by tuffgongjo(m): 10:57am On Jul 11, 2015 |
See as 'em finish my darling Ekiti stte with Brutality$Fatalitty. |
| Re: If States Were Women? by tuffgongjo(m): 11:00am On Jul 11, 2015 |
Religious is the wrong word for Ogun state,Fetish$Stingy re the right words. |
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