1. We are too busy with our work to think
about other girls in the world! So don’t worry,
We wont cheat you.

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future

6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they
are talking !

7. We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have
facials done every week, We don’t really care
about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing,
don’t worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest
Internet cafe!

11. We will gift you things or gift which you can
show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and
get traffic !

15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are
aware of all
the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-
In- bed !

Written by Lawal Oladimeji

Bloggers Una no go rest

Amazing

Hahaha lol cool i rep http://amebocity.com

There is a difference between webmasters and bloggers

True.....
My mind blowing brand and project coming soon.
Happy to be who I am
Single but madly inlove with my phone and pc.
(Forever)

Endless BENEFITS of dating and marrying the likes of Adenuga, Dangote, Steve Jobs etc

The could HIRE and FIRE 1 million Webmasters/Bloggers any day


Bloggers/Webmasters my ass

[size=14pt]THIS Y ALL NL LADIES SHOULD MARRY ME [/size]

And with all these 16 points, Why is Linda Ikeji still single?

There is no benefits jor! And I am a blogger.

Yeah

don't believe webmasters has all this qualities.but would like to be one though

Ok

i love this. but.............

go find a better job!!

They there !!!

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

Very very true @ 2, 3 and 4.
Though some have been rejected even before even knowing what they do.

this is quite hilarious..and we are perceived to be magically rich of which na 1 room self contain me dey live, with 14 inches TV







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Infact....70% male bloggers are womanizers!!!
I dunno of female bloggers .

Boring people

There are some points in that write up, son.

hmmmm... all na wash jawe

Number 17, we are _TUSH

kay29000:
There is no benefits jor! And I am a blogger.

Dont generalize your case abeg

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Bloggers come buy house.

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