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16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Guruscrew: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
1. We are too busy with our work to think about other girls in the world! So don’t worry, We wont cheat you. 2. We are aware about every Important event on the calendar, from valentine’s day to chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day 3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on our own and not under some Fat-Bottom ! 4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem. 5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries about your future 6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they are talking ! 7. We are very creative and innovative in our work, so you’ll have many surprises to look forward to! 8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your friends will come directly into the picture, as they know how to get genuine backlinks. 9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have facials done every week, We don’t really care about your materialistic looks, as far as We sure you love you. 10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing, don’t worry about complaining to police, We will Probably be in the nearest Internet cafe! 11. We will gift you things or gift which you can show off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”. 12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife! 13. You need not worry about job, Apart from your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging). 14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and get traffic ! 15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind of penalty on your relationship, as We are aware of all the algorithms leading to penalty. 16. We have a different kind of romantic sense, but don’t worry We are obviously very # good- In- bed ! Written by Lawal Oladimeji 33 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by feldido(m): 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2015 |
Bloggers Una no go rest 6 Likes |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Whizzcute(m): 3:19am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Amazing |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by wealthmission: 9:20am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Hahaha lol cool i rep http://amebocity.com |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by GodMode: 9:26am On Jul 15, 2015 |
There is a difference between webmasters and bloggers 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by fnep2smooth(m): 9:39am On Jul 15, 2015 |
True..... My mind blowing brand and project coming soon. Happy to be who I am Single but madly inlove with my phone and pc. (Forever) 2 Likes |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by darmys(f): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2015 |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Endless BENEFITS of dating and marrying the likes of Adenuga, Dangote, Steve Jobs etc The could HIRE and FIRE 1 million Webmasters/Bloggers any day Bloggers/Webmasters my ass 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by lonelydora: 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
And with all these 16 points, Why is Linda Ikeji still single? 19 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by kay29000(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
There is no benefits jor! And I am a blogger. 1 Like |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by omanifrank(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Yeah |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
don't believe webmasters has all this qualities.but would like to be one though 1 Like |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by EduRegard: 12:20pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by polpoer: 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
i love this. but............. |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by kingidrogen(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
go find a better job!! |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by DiegoNakel(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
They there !!! |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by MeAndYou(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Very very true @ 2, 3 and 4. Though some have been rejected even before even knowing what they do. |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by damiloladuke: 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
this is quite hilarious..and we are perceived to be magically rich of which na 1 room self contain me dey live, with 14 inches TV CHECK MY SIGNATURE TO READ MY HILARIOUS FUNNY PERSONAL DIARY |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by uchebest2006(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Infact....70% male bloggers are womanizers!!! I dunno of female bloggers . |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by femi4: 12:23pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Boring people |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by letsbet(m): 12:23pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
There are some points in that write up, son. |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Michelle55: 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
hmmmm... all na wash jawe |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by ClintonNzedimma(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Number 17, we are _TUSH |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by MeAndYou(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
kay29000:Dont generalize your case abeg |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
d |
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by steffans(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
Bloggers come buy house. 2 Likes
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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by 360jamng(m): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
SURE, I REP: http:// home of latest update |
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