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16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Guruscrew: 10:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
1. We are too busy with our work to think
about other girls in the world! So don’t worry,
We wont cheat you.

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future

6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they
are talking !

7. We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have
facials done every week, We don’t really care
about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing,
don’t worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest
Internet cafe!

11. We will gift you things or gift which you can
show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and
get traffic !

15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are
aware of all
the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-
In- bed !

Written by Lawal Oladimeji

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by feldido(m): 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2015
Bloggers Una no go rest

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Whizzcute(m): 3:19am On Jul 15, 2015
Amazing
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by wealthmission: 9:20am On Jul 15, 2015
Hahaha lol cool i rep http://amebocity.com
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by GodMode: 9:26am On Jul 15, 2015
There is a difference between webmasters and bloggers gringringringrin

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by fnep2smooth(m): 9:39am On Jul 15, 2015
True.....
My mind blowing brand and project coming soon.
Happy to be who I am
Single but madly inlove with my phone and pc.
(Forever)

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by darmys(f): 10:29am On Jul 15, 2015
grin
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 15, 2015
Endless BENEFITS of dating and marrying the likes of Adenuga, Dangote, Steve Jobs etc

The could HIRE and FIRE 1 million Webmasters/Bloggers any day cool


Bloggers/Webmasters my ass tongue

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by lonelydora: 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
And with all these 16 points, Why is Linda Ikeji still single?

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by kay29000(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
There is no benefits jor! And I am a blogger.

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by omanifrank(m): 12:19pm On Jul 15, 2015
Yeah
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by olassy239(f): 12:20pm On Jul 15, 2015
don't believe webmasters has all this qualities.but would like to be one though

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by EduRegard: 12:20pm On Jul 15, 2015
Ok
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by polpoer: 12:21pm On Jul 15, 2015
i love this. but.............
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by kingidrogen(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
go find a better job!!
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by DiegoNakel(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
They there !!!
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by MeAndYou(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.


Very very true @ 2, 3 and 4.
Though some have been rejected even before even knowing what they do.
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by damiloladuke: 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
this is quite hilarious..and we are perceived to be magically rich of which na 1 room self contain me dey live, with 14 inches TV







CHECK MY SIGNATURE TO READ MY HILARIOUS FUNNY PERSONAL DIARY
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by uchebest2006(m): 12:22pm On Jul 15, 2015
Infact....70% male bloggers are womanizers!!!
I dunno of female bloggers .
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by femi4: 12:23pm On Jul 15, 2015
Boring people
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by letsbet(m): 12:23pm On Jul 15, 2015
There are some points in that write up, son.
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Michelle55(f): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
hmmmm... all na wash jawe
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by ClintonNzedimma(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
Number 17, we are _TUSH
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by MeAndYou(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
kay29000:
There is no benefits jor! And I am a blogger.
Dont generalize your case abeg
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by steffans(m): 12:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
Bloggers come buy house.

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by 360jamng(m): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2015
SURE, I REP: http://

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