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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by aiyeboy(m): 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2015
Confirm
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by amor001: 12:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
U try
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by horllami07(f): 12:28pm On Jul 15, 2015
I hear
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by missKiffy(f): 12:28pm On Jul 15, 2015
We don hear
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by debbydee(f): 12:29pm On Jul 15, 2015
i love this. but.............
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by JeffreyJamez(m): 12:33pm On Jul 15, 2015
Word!
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by docphresh(m): 12:35pm On Jul 15, 2015
Simply african.. to p 10 African facts
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:36pm On Jul 15, 2015
What do webmasters do
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Revolva(m): 12:36pm On Jul 15, 2015
Hahah omo I I get time smashin all dem babe's n blogggin

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by wealthmission: 12:41pm On Jul 15, 2015
steffans:
Bloggers come buy house.
how much? http://amebocity.com
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by AsanwaKC(f): 12:47pm On Jul 15, 2015
fnep2smooth:
True.....
My mind blowing brand and project coming soon.
Happy to be who I am
Single but madly inlove with my phone and pc.
(Forever)
angry
angry
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jul 15, 2015
Now there are bloggers and there are broke bloggers!
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by ehjiwummy(f): 12:50pm On Jul 15, 2015
Guruscrew:
1. We are too busy with our work to think
about other girls in the world! So don’t worry,
We wont cheat you.

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future

6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they
are talking !

7. We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have
facials done every week, We don’t really care
about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing,
don’t worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest
Internet cafe!

11. We will gift you things or gift which you can
show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and
get traffic !

15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are
aware of all
the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-
In- bed !

Written by Lawal Oladimeji
Anoda way of wooing lady...#funny#
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 15, 2015
Nawa oooo cool
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by blexy3(f): 12:52pm On Jul 15, 2015
cool.......so where is the next available blogger so I can date him
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by emmanuel2015: 12:53pm On Jul 15, 2015
bloggers una no well
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Orikinla(m): 12:54pm On Jul 15, 2015
Guruscrew:
1. We are too busy with our work to think
about other girls in the world! So don’t worry,
We wont cheat you.

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future

6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they
are talking !

7. We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have
facials done every week, We don’t really care
about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing,
don’t worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest
Internet cafe!

11. We will gift you things or gift which you can
show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and
get traffic !

15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are
aware of all
the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-
In- bed !

Written by Lawal Oladimeji
100 Likes.
OP, two thumbs up.
But how do we cope with many babes using the excuse of "teach me how to blog" to get closer to us?
One of them even took over my seat and laptop for forgetting her birthday!
Thank God it was in an office and a residence, otherwise she would have ended up in bed. And I would have cheated on my woman who is miles away from me. This particular babe hot!
Webmasters and bloggers are now the hottest guys in town, because we don't only make news, we also make money and have my freebies and goodies from brands. I have given away many, but I still have more left here, courtesy of GTBank and Apple..

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 15, 2015
Guruscrew:
1. We are too busy with our work to think about other girls in the world! So don’t worry, We wont cheat you.
2. We are aware about every Important event on the calendar, from valentine’s day to chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day
3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !
4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.
5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries about your future
6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they are talking !
7. We are very creative and innovative in our work, so you’ll have many surprises to look forward to!
8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights, your friends will come directly into the picture, as they know how to get genuine backlinks.
9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have facials done every week, We don’t really care about your materialistic looks, as far as We sure you love you.
10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing, don’t worry about complaining to police, We will Probably be in the nearest Internet cafe!
11. We will gift you things or gift which you can show off to the world. How about the Latest Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.
12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a Celeb Gf or Wife!
13. You need not worry about job, Apart from your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).
14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and get traffic !
15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind of penalty on your relationship, as We are aware of all the algorithms leading to penalty.
16. We have a different kind of romantic sense, but don’t worry We are obviously very # good- In- bed !
Written by Lawal Oladimeji
LMAO. The No. 10 is so funny guy
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 1:08pm On Jul 15, 2015
Hmmm, not entirely true because what goes for A may not apply to B.

Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 1:12pm On Jul 15, 2015
It's only in Nigeria people take Blogging as a profession, its so sad at the level of backwardness of our tech orientation cry, In the western world almost everybody own a blog, even little kids.
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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 1:15pm On Jul 15, 2015
mtchewwwww
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jul 15, 2015
Disadvantages
1. Most of them re always boring, they prefer their computers to stayin with u.
2. They re just out of ur social life, all dy do all day is to stare @ the computers like they re in a relationship with it. M sure they will choose their computers ova their girlfriends.
3. They ain't romantic: they will rada ask the Internet abt dating e.g if u re angry with them for smtn they did wrong they go to the Internet to search 'my girlfriend is angry with me, tips on making her happy'. tongue

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Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by Pharmtee: 1:20pm On Jul 15, 2015
Lol. Na wa
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by ibietela2(m): 1:25pm On Jul 15, 2015
[b]
Guruscrew:
1. We are too busy with our work to think
about other girls in the world! So don’t worry,
We wont cheat you.

2. We are aware about every Important event
on the calendar, from valentine’s day to
chocolate day to # love – your-gf-more-day

3. We are entrepreneurs, We love to stand on
our own and not under some Fat-Bottom !

4. We don’t have fixed timings, so going out at
busy office hours wouldn’t be a problem.

5. We earn alot! So you won’t have any worries
about your future

6. We are clever and intelligent, you will not
have to listen Bull-poo as We know what they
are talking !

7. We are very creative and innovative in our
work, so you’ll have many surprises to look
forward to!

8. In case of any misunderstandings and fights,
your friends will come directly into the picture,
as they know how to get genuine backlinks.

9. You don’t need to wear good clothes and have
facials done every week, We don’t really care
about your materialistic looks, as far as We
sure you love you.

10. If you won’t find Us or We go missing,
don’t worry about complaining to police, We will
Probably be in the nearest
Internet cafe!

11. We will gift you things or gift which you can
show off to the world. How about the Latest
Iphone 6? This is rather good compared to gifts
you hide like Sexy Looking “Undies”.

12. We have a lot of Brand Value in the
Blogosphere, at some point you’ll feel like a
Celeb Gf or Wife!

13. You need not worry about job, Apart from
your personal job, Its fun working together(blogging).

14. You can fight a lot with Us, as We have a
lot of Patience. Since we dont worry waiting for a website to rank and
get traffic !

15. We make sure that there won’t be any kind
of penalty on your relationship, as We are
aware of all
the algorithms leading to penalty.

16. We have a different kind of romantic sense,
but don’t worry We are obviously very # good-
In- bed !

Written by Lawal Oladimeji
[/b]

So my girlfriend is lucky to have me?
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by okabe(m): 1:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
They know a lot of 10 this and 10 that of dating and relationships grin
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
feldido:
Bloggers Una no go rest
Maybe after death! LOL
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by oladeledave: 1:29pm On Jul 15, 2015
Enhance Your Dieting And Weight Loss Mentality

This is a notion everybody should be clear about, dieting does not come by starving. I have heard about people who literally starve themselves all in the name of wanting to shed some heavy weight

see more here
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by samseen02(m): 1:30pm On Jul 15, 2015
Just feel lyk reading all-over
Re: 16 Benefits Of Dating A Webmaster/blogger by oladeledave: 1:31pm On Jul 15, 2015
LOLZZZ grin grin grin grin grin
MAYB SHE MUST AV DATED a blogger b4


Enhance Your Dieting And Weight Loss Mentality

This is a notion everybody should be clear about, dieting does not come by starving. I have heard about people who literally starve themselves all in the name of wanting to shed some heavy weight

see more here

MhizDeedy:
Disadvantages
1. Most of them re always boring, they prefer their computers to stayin with u.
2. They re just out of ur social life, all dy do all day is to stare @ the computers like they re in a relationship with it. M sure they will choose their computers ova their girlfriends.
3. They ain't romantic: they will rada ask the Internet abt dating e.g if u re angry with them for smtn they did wrong they go to the Internet to search 'my girlfriend is angry with me, tips on making her happy'. tongue

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