olaideeeedris:
Miss Classy: That boy can form? . He claims to be a she but he's not a she but a he... Gender wise, this guy is confused...

Ruq:


It is a she, I guess a pretty one at that who thinks revealing herself is a show off, and likes being mysterious for the fun of it.

marshalcarter:
Op...swear you dnt even knw wat the hell you talkin abt.....look deep into NL very well...only dat I've 4gottten dier names nii
You didn't even enter the vaseline crew guys
Choi











Anyway sha
No10-lomomike-if dis guy na teacher...all his student would be recommended@yabaleft

lomomike:


If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.


Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.

lomomike:


If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.


Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.

olaideeeedris:
Oh really? U ve fallen for her wiles

lomomike:


If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.


Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.

markidoo:
MissKiffy i swear getting in2 her can be extremely invigorating. She creates her own storms n gets upset when it finally rains. I hope karma spanks her bummy b4 i do(last sentence na joke oo).

lomomike:


If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.


Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.

lomomike:


If this is a joke, its distasteful, please stop such.
If this is a serious attempt of trying to tarnish my online rep, stop it for you've failed woefully.
If this is some random talk out of mental imbalance, I suggest you seek an urgent psychiatric help.


Stop using my mention when cutting out your random jokes. We've not met before, so don't try such silly childish act. Besides, I'm not in Nairaland to show off senseless attitudes.
I challenge everyone who care to know me online to go thru my posts, and if anyone care to know me in person should schedule an appointment.

Ruq:


Naah, I actually laugh at her person, cuz she thinks no one can understand her not knowing sometimes she herself doesn't want to be understood. She's like a female version of what I would be like.

misssclassy:


You are wrong.

Bekwarra:
I've been on Nairaland for a while although most times it's ghost mode that I maintain with this account and the other one which has being in existence longer than this one. I've noticed a lot of people, the crazy, the funny, the weird, the dull, the brilliant, the intelligent, the beautiful, the ugly and the tribalist. These are the people I consider as the weirdest in no particular order.

1. Musiwa
The first weird person I noticed on Nairaland. His posts and comments on issues are both hilarious and weird. The way he goes about with his Oduduwa Republic and him being the emperor can be annoying and funny at times. He talks about it everywhere on both threads that are related to it or not. However, the weirdest thing about him is his use of English. It can fetch him a life imprisonment. Abeg bros when you realise your Oduduwa empire, pls don't forget me o. Oodua ni mi tokan tokan.

2. Oremusanctus
This dude is one hell of a crazy fellow (na joke o). The way he goes about on most threads especially in the politics section, you'll think Tinubu is his wicked step father. The way he writes "Yellowbar to refer to my people leaves much to desire. Whenever I see a thread about the SW or SE, I always look forward to his comments and he never disappoints. Once I see his comment, I just mumble within a mouthful of laugh "oloshi no bobo yi sha". What I know about people like him is, they are not always like that in real life. But yet he can die for Jonathan.

3. MrCork
He actually inspired this thread. For Christ sake this guy can kill someone with laughter. How will you insult someone with that your trademark text colour without forgetting to mention UK, Pounds and Range Rover Sport and end it with (No Ofeeinse). Bros I swear you get problem o, we sha don know say you be UK-based. Small time now you go talk say you wan post me £10. SMH for you (No ofeeinse pls).

4. Introvert
I don't know whether he/she is male or female but whichever way, I'll give you the benefit of doubt. The way she makes FTC for almost every topic is alarming. I know of Minister for FCT, but this girl must be Minister for FTC (Buhari should take note of this when compiling the ministerial list). Madam abeg, do you have a job? family? boyfriend? husband? Abeg na joke o (no ofeeinse)

5. Ecoterrors
I don't have much to say about this madame. The TERRORS in her moniker says it all. I don't know what Buhari has done to this madam, she hates Buhari with passion. She's always quick to call Buhari a terrorist on every topic. Buhari this Buhari that as if Buhari gives her spasms. EcoTERRORS will surely know how to identify a terrorist (no ofeeinse)

6. Orijin101
SMH for this guy. This guy is always high. What else do you expect when they use weed to cook jollof rice instead of thyme. If everybody is facing the north, he's always facing south, always incoherent. That's what you get when you drink a mixture of orijin, alomo, big stout, dry gin, sabrina and vodka. (No ofeeinse)

7. Temitemi1
From GEJ till 2019 to GEJ my Hero Fayose my Role Model; the story of this guy is a well documented one especially in the politics section. This guy is a GEJ/Fayose/PDP fanatic. Always around everytime to support his "club". He doesn't argue, he doesn't write epistles, in fact a paragraph seems impossible for him. He's always contented with his single-line messages which made some people to nickname his Robot Mugabe cos they thought it was a robot programmed to type GEJ till 2019. His GEJ my Hero Fayose my role model was so popular APC guys started copying it. Theirs was dry though TBH.

8. Cramjones
CONFUSED FELLOW (no ofeeinse)

9. ShowYourCertificate
I think the enmity between this guy and Buhari has more to it. He hates Buhari with passion and is always quick to remind us Buhari has no certificate, Buhari is a terrorist and Buhari is Boko Haram lol.

10. Add the last one