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Na wa oooo, this gay thing don don dey advance for naija o.

IceDude:
Since they are very good in killing why havent they ended the insurgency by killing dia brothers the MUSBOKOS?

They are good at killing whatever they perceive as enemies of the state. So don't expect them to kill the insurgents because they are on the same side

Empiree:
That thing is nasty man. The only time I had encounter with one was at work. He slowly moved his mouth closed to my right ear and asked me if i would like him to f*ck me?.

The look on my face was priceless while looking at him. I slowly moved away from the fella. This happened in 2004.

Since then they randomly bump on me on the train. Could be gay couple. Sometimes single. The single one i saw on the train was just acting funny. He wore miniskirt, lipsticks, high shoes, and ladies hand bag.

And he checked himself out every minutes see if he looks good enough. The nasty thing was sitting right in front of me.

buh y r dey patronising u alone, only u had 3 dff xperiences...may b u even luk lyka pretty b*tch sowi for using dat word... beware u might b unlucky n dey might rape u dis tym...God help u man.

I had had two experiences with gay men. The first was during my NYSC days. I was posted to a village in Kaduna. There was this igbo guy that sell red oil in wholesale. He became my friend and was always asking me to come and visit him.

One day I visited him and he locked the door. I sat on the bed cos he had no chairs. While I was gisting and cracking jokes, he will laugh hard and touch my leg. Well, I thought he was just over excited about my jokes. He laughed again and touched my Di.ck. The next thing I knew, he was very close to me and left his hands on my lap. I just knew at that moment that this guy was gay. I asked him jokingly "why are you acting like a gay? Shift abeg." he became uncomfortable. He stopped communicating. I left the house and we stopped being friends. Not because I don't want to be his friend but because he felt embarrass that I hve known and I ddnt give a damn.

The second one... (to be contd)

So much gay vibes on this thread. starting to feel uncomfortable.. at least my butt is

vooks:
They are good at killing whatever they perceive as enemies of the state. So don't expect them to kill the insurgents because they are on the same side

The bottom line is dat BH dnt know what they are fighting for. So those Chibok girls and oda innocent Nigerians they av slaughtered are enemies of the state? Adonbilivit!

NarnieSnyper:
My own experience was in 2009,few months after my WASSCE exams,i was returning to work after our usual 1hour lunch break, there's this guy that just pulled up and said he wanted to see me. I thought he wanted to ask for directions,the next thing were just silly compliments falling from his mouth like shit from arse, like ''u'r cute,u have nice lips,i'ld like to be your friend,blah blah and blah'' i was so confused because i have never heard of d word GAY,infact i ddnt believe Homosexual exists. We ended up exchanging contacts, for pete's sake ,this fool almost runs my battery flat everyday calling me, finally he invited me to his place,i ignorantly agreed.


The next day i prepared myself for the visit and my elder sis asked me where i was going,i told her about the guy,and she told me the guy's a homosexual,that i shldnt even think of going to his place, i asked her 'WTH is homosexual',then she laid it out for me. OMG! So,i also had my butthole expanded due to ignorance.


The annoying part was that this dude has money, why didnt he use it in chasing Oloshos, why my innocent small Arse for crying out loud



Lord,God,i so thank u for making me straight. That's always among my many gratitude to God

They usually look for young people they can spread that demon into that's why he came for you, that is one of the reasons I detest boarding schools cos its a fertile ground for them a child might have been tainted from his background then he comes to such schools to spread that evil spirit amongst the ignorant ones those ones in turn spread it to anyone they come in contact with and they fancy and the vicious cycle continues.

IceDude:
The bottom line is dat BH dnt know what they are fighting for. So those Chibok girls and oda innocent Nigerians they av slaughtered are enemies of the state? Adonbilivit!

Sorry I misunderstood your question. I meant Boko Haram killings. They target perceived enemies of Islam

I was taken out on an Easter outing some yrs back 2 a white man's house in Abuja along with some of ds guy's frnds without knowing they were all gay guys, each including d Oyibo pepper wanted 2 hv my anus but gush I resisted them, it wasn't easy but 4 d white man's sake I was allowed 2 leave safely without being raped. These guys r wicked

balash:
Lol Very Funny Experience, Mine Wasn't In The Mosque, Happen To Be At A Friends House Party And Random Ladies Were Dancing infront of me and I was interested in dancing also. So I moved to were guys were dancing at least so I won't bump into random ladies beleiving otherwise because I stoodup to dance.

The guys were also unknown guys but u know we guys gets acquinted into ourselves easily,so this particular guy was dancing infront of me consistently and he whispered in my ears that am a cute guy and very sexy I just said thank u and smiled beleiving he was just acknowledging whatsoever his eyes are seeing.

We continued dancing talking to ourselves smiling and so on, I was getting worried with the consistent way this guy was looking at me and smiling but I just composed myself and was dancing the next thing he did was bringing his mouth straight into my mouth about to kiss me. God forgive me that Day cos this guy got about 1 million slaps from me and I made sure the party ended immedietely.
My guy later told me the guy was the son of a wealthy man.. I felt so irritated that Day and I know his face anytime I see him again I will continue slapping his fucking ass!! So disgusting human

U be correct guy.
God bless you for the slaps.
I FUCKIING [size=18pt]HATE[/size] GAYS

Lalastica, I hope you know what this thread is doing, it's encouraging homophobia. Not just to attack gay people but to attack anyone who they think might be gay..

balash:
The guys were also unknown guys but u know we guys gets acquinted into ourselves easily,so this particular guy was dancing infront of me consistently and he whispered in my ears that am a cute guy and very sexy I just said thank u and smiled beleiving he was just acknowledging whatsoever his eyes are seeing.

Guy u f*ck up o ! A guy tells u u are cute and sexy, you come tell am thank you ! Come smile join U na mumu. Obviously guy will take it that you are a fellow gay. U should have given 'the look' when he said you are cute and sexy. Guys don't normally say that to themselves.

sonofananimal1:
THAT IS A 16 CENTURY WAY TO CHARACTERISED BOTH MALE AND FEMALE,

BUT NOW WE DIFFERENTIATE THEM BOTH MALE AND FEMALE, THE FEMALE IS CALL LESBIAN WHILE THE MALE IS CALL GAY AND IF YOU WHAT TO GROUP THEM, YOU USE HOMOSEXUAL.

THIS DEBATE IS STILL GOING ON

Ignorance

masonkz:
This doesn't stop your pist from reeking of too much ignorance

YOU KNOWETH NOTHING,

GO AND READ YOUR BOOK

sonofananimal1:
YOU KNOWETH NOTHING,

GO AND READ YOUR BOOK

Yessir. A little bit of googling would help you out of your self-imposed misery though

I had several run-ins with gay teens while in KC. One happened in JS2 before dawn when a senior took me to where I was to fetch water for him, which seniors normally did. There was no water so we were walking back to the hostel, he was walking behind me and at a point I thought it was suspicious so I turned to check and escaped his erect d*ck aiming for my a$$hole, in fact it hit my buttcheek. I couldn't fight the guy since he was hefty, if not im for chop am. So I laughed and left him. Believe it or not I'm one of the lucky ones. Any KC boy should know how many dudes got their a$$ busted while asleep.

vooks:
Sorry I misunderstood your question. I meant Boko Haram killings. They target perceived enemies of Islam

Alrite

masonkz:
Yessir. A little bit of googling would help you out of your self-imposed misery though

ARE YOU A GAY?

kishimi8:
Just don't believe this story

Believe it.

UyiIredia:
I had several run-ins with gay teens while in KC. One happened in JS2 before dawn when a senior took me to where I was to fetch water for him, which seniors normally did. There was no water so we were walking back to the hostel, he was walking behind me and at a point I thought it was suspicious so I turned to check and escaped his erect d*ck aiming for my a$$hole, in fact it hit my buttcheek. I couldn't fight the guy since he was hefty, if not im for chop am. So I laughed and left him. Believe it or not I'm one of the lucky ones. Any KC boy should know how many dudes got their a$$ busted while asleep.

Nawa o! I wonder the satisfaction they derive 4rm it. I cant imagine myself bang1ng a fellow guyz a**hole when dia are lots of girls looking for guyz like me to service dia juicy kpekus......U are really lucky

Guys believe me when I tell you that they are taking over, most of the top ranking politicians in the world Including here in Nigeria are gays that's why they are seriously pushing this agenda. very soon it will be decreed a crime to speak against them, you might even be thrown behind bars for labelling them gays. welcome to the New World Order baby.

vooks:
Sarcasm....learn that new word

Been using the word before you were born.

lovat:
did I mention molest?, when has wooing a lady become molesting?

Since when did asking a lady to show you her breasts become wooing

Evergreat2014:
If I am to choose between bokoharam and same sex...
I will be willing to manage bokoharam...
Because I believe that God who arrested Saul on his way to
Damascus will definitely arrest Shekau on his way to
Maiduguri...
#sayNOtosamesexmarriage

Haba ! Abeg don't compare the two, Boko Haram is way worse.

MarieSucre:
Did he pointedly ask you for a relationship. NO. If a girl did that to me , I would just assume she was a gum-body. Maybe you already had it on your mind.

scuse me ma'am! I'm old enough to know when im being hit on!I was literally feeling the niggas breath on my neck. what kinda proximity is dat? why did he apologise? he came with a gay crew. did he have to whip out his phallus before things get Silly? Abeg o!

I was in the bank that day when i saw this man leave one of the offices, he was soft spoken and asked who I wanted to see. His appearance gave me an insight that he was a lawyer, so we started chatting. He was leaving so he handed me his num so I can visit him in his office which happened to be close to my house. when I got there later he started acting strange and it was just us there, he came close and started touching my nipples that's when I knew something was wrong. I stopped him and took my leave......

godsfavoritee:
from 1 to 2 to 3 b4 I knew Wat was happening I was getting a Lil tipsy and the mumu man started feeling my dick omo naso the alcohol clear for my eyes ooh and I warned him seriously shamefully he left the bar.

mehn this part got me lol I pray never to be assaulted by a gay, else that dat day BTW we 2 one would surely die, and am sure it would b the gay.

From experiences I have had with Nigerian gays, I have noticed one common trend. MOST OF THEM ARE FROM RICH BACKGROUND.

idupaul:
He must have seen something on u

I dont even know whatsoever he saw Lol

UyiIredia:
Guy u f*ck up o ! A guy tells u u are cute and sexy, you come tell am thank you ! Come smile join U na mumu. Obviously guy will take it that you are a fellow gay. U should have given 'the look' when he said you are cute and sexy. Guys don't normally say that to themselves.

Lol a guy can tell you that normally without been Gay Mr.. Like i said i told him Thank you and Imagined 'whatsoever His eyes are seeing' You dont expect me to slap everyone who says you are cute now? beleiving they Gay??