jennyswt:


It deserves it, right?

Nairaland mods like this type of topic.

They are predictable.

Wow!!! This is a creative bullshit..OP must be innately stupid

starlingslimnet:
Wow!!! This is a creative bullshit..OP must be innately stupid

U r not nice..

I'm a man in quest for power... I step women aside

On a more serious note though, every single argument on your list also gets exhibited by you females reason being we human beings are perfectly expected to interpret feelings and/or actions anyhow we deem fit hence the need to always communicate intentions clearly so it doesn't get misconstrued

In Your last line. "So irritating??...."

As "unbearable " as women can be atimes, i don't "think" any man has ever used such a "despicable "
word to describe women.

Choi! Men don suffer.

But as gentlemen we would let it pass and assume you are only "being a woman"

jaybee3:
On a more serious note though, every single argument on your list also gets exhibited by you females reason being we human beings are perfectly expected to interpret feelings and/or actions anyhow we deem fit hence the need to always communicate intentions clearly so it doesn't get misconstrued

True talk!

dives:
In Your last line. "So irritating??...."

As "unbearable " as women can be atimes, i don't "think" any man has ever used such a "despicable "
word to describe women.

Choi! Men don suffer.

But as gentlemen we would let it pass and assume you are only "being a woman"

lol. You only saw 'so irritating' abi? Wat about the other part; 'so irresistible'? Men eh!

jennyswt:


lol. You only saw 'so irritating' abi? Wat about the other part; 'so irresistible'? Men eh!

if we take a critical look at your descriptions, you were doing fine with the choice of words,

complex? hmmm no comment

Macho? Yea bae, that's more like it


Confusing? chai! this na still minor yab

But irritating?? :' :' This reminds me of maggots, watery poo, a poorly managed public toilet....yhuck!

why would you use such word to describe men? Sister abeg if we don offend you before :' i on behalf of my fellow colleagues sincerely apologize for our wrong doings :'

dives:




if we take a critical look at your descriptions, you were doing fine with the choice of words,

complex? hmmm no comment

Macho? Yea bae, that's more like it


Confusing? chai! this na still minor yab

But irritating?? :' :' This reminds me of maggots, watery poo, a poorly managed public toilet....yhuck!

why would you use such word to describe men? Sister abeg if we don offend you before :' i on behalf of my fellow colleagues sincerely apologize for our wrong doings :'

hahahahaha funny u
well by irritating, wat I had in mind was annoying, provoking and not dat kind of irritation u mean. lol

jennyswt:


hahahahaha funny u
well by irritating, wat I had in mind was annoying, provoking and not dat kind of irritation u mean. lol

Now that sounds more comforting :'

dives:

Now that sounds more comforting :'

Why apologise? Especially for something you know nothing about.
Men are complex? Maybe. But women are both confusing and complex in a sad way.

jennyswt:
Hello everyone! This is actually my first thread since I joined NL..
Disclaimer: All the bashers, insulters and slayers, make sure you don't derail the thread. Thanks in anticipation

If you kiss him, you are easy
If you don't, you are frigid

If you praise him, he thinks you are fake
If you don't, he thinks you are ungrateful

If you agree to all his likes, you are
submissive
If you don't, you are being controlling

If you visit him often, he thinks you're
desperate
If you don't, he thinks you're not interested

If you are well dressed, he says you are vain
If you don't, you are a dog

If you are jealous, he says you're possessive
If you're not, then he fools around

If you attempt a romance, he says you are
cheap
If you don't, he thinks you are cold

If you are a minute late, he says you are
fussy
If he is late, he says you're impatient

If you visit another man, you are fooling
around
If he is visited by another woman, "oh we're
just friends"

If you kiss him once in a while, he says
you're too shy
If you kiss him often, he says you're too
forward

If he fails to help you in crossing the street,
he brings up the feminist movement
If he does, he expects to be rewarded

If you talk, it's always too much
If you listen, it's never enough

IN SHORT
So complex, yet so predictable
So macho, yet so sensitive (usually to their
own feelings)
So confusing, yet so funny - but most of all,
So irritating, yet so irresistible...

... MEN!

Its annoying
If you're a churchy girl you're too holy
You're a party girl you're too exposed

You slim , I like girls with booty
You get the booty , I wish you could lose some weight

They drool over Instagram photos of filtered princesses
Yet they don't want you to be anything like them coz they can't afford it

A woman with money is expected to hide it so she doesn't drive men away
A woman without money , is trying to use them too

If you faithful , you don't have choices
You cheat once, you a hoe

They faithful, nobody dies
They cheat for the 1000th time , its normal

You buy him a gift, you desperate
You don't get him anything , women are stingy

They'll be the same hypocrites dying over light skinned girls with thick butts
They'll be the same ones to ask why so and so went for booty surgery that killed her
Or why so and so is bleaching