40 strokes of cane ( Boko town)

Saklekplus:
Yoruba = between 20 to 80k
Hausa = between 10 to 30k
Igbo = between 200 to 600k


See clean business..

There is an adage that says "the love of money is the beginning of ritual"

seems na this one correct pass

Ishilove:

Lol. Yeah, and some

*kneels down, brings out a 14 carrat diamond ring, ishilove, will u marry me?*

CecyAdrian:

U really do not know they are?

...Nne, was pulling the guy's legs. Thought he want to bash us. I'm Mbaise, Ahiazu Mbaise precisely

Umuchoke:
Despite our religion/tribal differences, Nigerians still intermarry for the sake of love. So this thread is mainly for young men who are tired of being bachelors but are scared of THE LONG LIST (Igbo Kwenu!!!).

Although, what most people don't know is that the LIST they give you in the Southeast is very, very negotiable - it's not compulsory you buy every item on it, unless you wish to. The only thing you can't negotiate is the BRIDE PRICE, which is ridiculously cheap.
For instance, in my place, Umuchoke, Amaigbo, Imo State, the bride price is just N150 only. Please tell us yours.

@ op depends on d family, e.g. My family 100#, buh can stil b returned cos we ain't selling our daughters.

NwaNimo1:
Anything between 50k to 500k (depending on the womans families greed)

Say the right thing and stop disgracing ndi Nimo. Other expenses apart, what is the main bride price?

ayusco85:


*kneels down, brings out a 14 carrat diamond ring, ishilove, will u marry me?*

Cheapski, so if it is more than 10k you wouldn't have asked abi?

BEAUTIFUL_5M UGLY_2 M BEAUTIFUL_5M UGLY_2 M

Ishilove:
Ye o. Aje

de e le now? Ibu onye ebehi?

Ishilove:

Cheapski, so if it is more than 10k you wouldn't have asked abi?

Hahahahaha. U are wrong. I asked because u said "They don't sell women where I come from."

It just melted my heart.

ayusco85:


Hahahahaha. U are wrong. I asked because u said "They don't sell women where I come from."

It just melted my heart.

How sweet.

thesaint24:

de e le now? Ibu onye ebehi?

K'oma. Onye Ukwuani Abbi

Ishilove:

How sweet.

True. . So what sayest thou concerning my proposal?

Ishilove:
K'oma. Onye Ukwuani Abbi

really? Umbu onye Amai sha.

Please lets stop deceiving ourselves with all these hilarious figures we have been quoting for bride price. We all know that the taste of the yam is in the pudding; the real deal isn't the bride price, but the damn list!

So how about giving us an idea of what that dreaded LIST looks like in your village

Tydies:
#60, with a traditional wedding that will gallop at least 5 to 10million naira.

Yeee!
Mogbe!!!

ayusco85:


True. . So what sayest thou concerning my proposal?

People seem not to understand the ideology behind it, some pple has sudenly become coppy cats, becuz someone collected 50k, they will want to collect thesame amount too, some who are giving there daughters to wealthy men even charge millions but the fact is that it has bn made cheap between 5naira to N500 bcuz the brides are not for sale.

chimkaire:
...Nne, was pulling the guy's legs. Thought he want to bash us. I'm Mbaise, Ahiazu Mbaise precisely

Woah! ok,dats cool.
Am 4rm Ahiazu Mbaise too
Which is your village

I really do not understand all this online stories. People keep saying Yoruba weddings are very cheap. how come most Yoruba bros for where I worked and presently working do take loan for their weddings despite d fair pay.

Ishilove:
In my side, the Ukwuani speaking part of Delta state, the bride price is 10k.

Dem don dey tear eye small small

What part are you from?

For the Fulani's, na hundred lashes of cain

AgbenuAnna:
highest #500 Benue state ogbadibo local government

Abole ke,
my sister pls am intereated in 1 of ur townsgirl abeg, na jst dis bride price tn dey scare although she sef no no am as she no dey go aus sef.
After d bride price what ar oda neccessary tn and how much do u tnk it will gulp

kliq:


What part are you from?

Abbi township

frenzymirakk:


Abole ke,
my sister pls am intereated in 1 of ur townsgirl abeg, na jst dis bride price tn dey scare although she sef no no am as she no dey go aus sef.
After d bride price what ar oda neccessary tn and how much do u tnk it will gulp

lol u will pay me for d info .u will buy hollandiase like 5 hitaget like 3 judge like 2 then the remaining food for marriage ,small money 4 d gal father and mother

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

I asked for a lady's hand in marriage and her father gave me this form to fill. After reading the form, I told my potential father-in-law that I need to use the rest room which he obliged. Immediately I got to their toilet, I just scaled through its window and ran out of the compound....! DID YOU JUST ASK WHY? Read the form and tell me what you would have done if you were in my shoes ! Over to you ! APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING GROOM FOR MY DAUGHTER. FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS. I ________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss __________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Is the range of your income within a month between five hundred thousand and a million? Yes/No 6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house immediately and don't look back. If all your answers are YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in- law. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money to fix my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________________________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? _____________________________________________ ___________________ 6. Are your parents living together? Yes/No If No explain why? ________________________________ 7. Are your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES for how long? _______________. If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________________ ___________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ______ 10. In case of divorce, who do you think is the owner of the kids between the father and the mother? ________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interview(s)? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad? ____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor? _________________________ 5. Please attach your passport sized photograph below which will be used as advertisement in a popular national newspaper to cross check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Confirm your signature:_______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed within a year and you will be acknowledged "only if you are successful". As you wait for my response, *Please don't call me! *Don't visit me! *Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your other details in case I need to ask you more questions; Postal Address: _________________________ Email: ____________________ Phone: ______________ Home: _________ Facebook: _____________________ BEST WISHES.

babasade:
lolz..so #500..what if I want to marry them in dozens or half dozen..500*12 =6000..agben please help me look for 24 girls from your local government..I am ready

how much will u pay me for d job

Ishilove:
In my side, the Ukwuani speaking part of Delta state, the bride price is 10k.

Dem don dey tear eye small small

my senior brother paid 250,000 last week saturday.

eliascomm55:
my senior brother paid 250,000 last week saturday.

Where? Which town/clan?

AgbenuAnna:
lol u will pay me for d info .u will buy hollandiase like 5 hitaget like 3 judge like 2 then the remaining food for marriage ,small money 4 d gal father and mother

abeg name ur price.
Btw, dis requiremnt no too much na.
I don call am say make she dey prpare for introduction.
U wll b invited

ekiloui:
In my Place, Arochukwu in Abia state the bride price is N25. I dunno much about the lists tho

Okwa isii ARO! Adamazi ndewoo!