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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by devonpaul(m): 10:23am On Jul 17, 2015
Pls am looking for friends to hangout with tonight o. Tgif, if u are in ilorin, holla @ me ya'll male or females. Drinks on me! U'll be responsible for ur asun or barbecue grin
ILORIN ONLY!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by cherryice(f): 10:24am On Jul 17, 2015
FreeSinnzu:
Too bad for them boys then. Was thinking u gon be gettin all day everyday, the way you tawk bout it.
ahhhhh the way I talk here is far differnt from who I am.. wink
its a hint tho.

hw u celebratn d hols tho
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:24am On Jul 17, 2015
cherryice:
Loooooool n u both creatd anoda?
grin grin ok I leave u two to your thing
anti spam bot banned me on a thread in d politics section. He got banned by ishi till august for calling d mods fools. Dont let him rope me into his fools paradise and kindly ignore this dolt.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by pbs4real(m): 10:24am On Jul 17, 2015
cherryice:

bisshes n issues grin. I neva xpctd that frm you tho.
U just springin up troubles btwn me n truck. U see his reply to u whn you askd of me huh?
Tht aint nice.. so drop it. I hate it
so ow r u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 17, 2015
Nneka123:
undecided

where have you been? you are scarcer than black diamonds these days. embarassed
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:26am On Jul 17, 2015
cherryice:
ahhhhh the way I talk here is far differnt from who I am.. wink
its a hint tho.

hw u celebratn d hols tho
Partied last night so i wont be goin nowhere today. Just gona sit in my hotel room with my laptop and ciroc. Might have a few visitors later tho.. Wbu?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 17, 2015
sharonnnn:



lol.. I'd like the hug though..
talk to ya later pls..

slept off anyway... you didn't come on Skype yesterday? was waiting throughout ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by HUMANBEING2ND: 10:28am On Jul 17, 2015
FreeSinnzu:
LOL. Less busy? With what? You street soccer team?? Or dont you play for em anymore? You are a pathetic looser. You dont have a life both offline and online. How stuupid can you be boy? Everybody hates your sorry azz even on the internet, you deny your fathers house cause its old and dirty, you even deny yourself just to please online folks! Your parents will surely return you if God takes a refund. You toad faced nitwit!
U KNW MY FATHERS HOUSE? ur type cant even move a mile closer to my father's, cus wit dat ur ugly face and outdated swag, d securities would have shot u a mile away, tinking u are a thief/kidnapper
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:31am On Jul 17, 2015
HUMANBEING2ND:
U KNW MY FATHERS HOUSE? ur type cant even move a mile closer to my father's, cus wit dat ur ugly face and outdated swag, d securities would have shot u a mile away, tinking u are a thief/kidnapper
The dirty blue walls around your house will disagree with you. Even the hand fan on your hand clearly shows signs of beign over used due to little or no electricity supply. Poverty don kill you this yoruba boiygrincheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by HUMANBEING2ND: 10:31am On Jul 17, 2015
FreeSinnzu:
Partied last night so i wont be goin nowhere today. Just gona sit in my hotel room with my laptop and ciroc. Might have a few visitors later tho.. Wbu?
STOP TELLING HER LIES, U cant problably go anywhere because u are an illegal migrant dodging the police to avoid being deported. tell her d truth and stop forming. COW!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:37am On Jul 17, 2015
HUMANBEING2ND:
STOP TELLING HER LIES, U cant problably go anywhere because u are an illegal migrant dodging the police to avoid being deported. tell her d truth and stop forming. COW!
How did you survive the postinor?? I'm sure your parents are still baffled.grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:46am On Jul 17, 2015
Ishilove , ladyboss1 is currently having issues logging in. She said it doesnt accept her password and when she tried opening a new account, she doesnt get the redirection link either.

Cc: seun.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:47am On Jul 17, 2015
Nickymezor:
u too... watz ur full name?
Obumneme Joseph Uzoezie. Yours?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by HUMANBEING2ND: 10:49am On Jul 17, 2015
FreeSinnzu:
How did you survive the postinor?? I'm sure your parents are still baffled.grin
MY PARENT ARE WELL COMFORTABLE AND LEGALLY MARRIED B4 GIVING BIRTH TO ME AND NOT UR SORRY ASS dat ur parent were crying and ur father even have to run away 4rm home cus u are an excess and liability to ur familly due to poverty.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 10:53am On Jul 17, 2015
BreezyRita:


. Perfectly okay sir! cheesy
Lol. Maybe that mosquito bite is really affecting you. cheesy


(Did you see it?)
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nickymezor(f): 10:59am On Jul 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Obumneme Joseph Uzoezie. Yours?
Nneka Lilian Okonkwo
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by BreezyRita(f): 10:59am On Jul 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Lol. Maybe that mosquito bite is really affecting you. cheesy


(Did you see it?)

Trying to.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JoeCutie(m): 11:03am On Jul 17, 2015
Nickymezor:
Nneka Lilian Okonkwo
Okonkwo? shocked

Do you know Chinedu Okonkwo, a Uniben law student, from Enugwu-ukwu?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nickymezor(f): 11:06am On Jul 17, 2015
JoeCutie:
Okonkwo? shocked

Do you know Chinedu Okonkwo, a Uniben law student, from Enugwu-ukwu?
Nope, nt @ all. hey datz my cousin's name sef smiley buh he didnt sch dere sha
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 17, 2015
sinizia:


This shít right here is why i hate chatting with most Nigerian girls. Most Naija girls are dull chatters!!

E.g:

Her: Hi
Me: What's up
Her: I'm okay.
Me: and how yours day?
Her: "kul"
Me: Your DP is nice, took the pic today? Etc.. Blah blah.

Even though she's replying "monotonically" and not asking how i am too, I'm still tryna keep the chatting flowing..

But when the reverse is the case..

Me: Hi
Her: Hello or yeah. (Fúck up number 1)

Or

Her: what's up?
Me: I'm great

Next thing is..

Her: OK. (Fúck up number 2)

Or..

Her: what's up?
Me: I'm okay and you?
Her: I'm cool
Me: and how was your day?
Her: fine.. (Forgetting to accord the same courtesy of asking after my day too).. Fúck up number 3!! angry

Many if not most Naija girls are dull chatters. The few lively ones i have, i never let them go.

Just seeing this - very correct. I just get them deleted from my contact list. there are millions of classy girls out there than to stress over local bush baby ✘
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:11am On Jul 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:


where have you been? you are scarcer than black diamonds these days. embarassed
like seriously u are starting to make me feel ashame 4 u huh, c d way an old man like u thats a teacher in omukoro primary school that has 7 children is begining to 4llow Nneka123 dats a 19year old girl like fly 4llowing shiit, and she is even ignoring u while anoda guy is busy fvcking her on missionary style.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 17, 2015
jacksparrow0712 my humble boy hw are u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 11:17am On Jul 17, 2015
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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by HUMANBEING2ND: 11:18am On Jul 17, 2015
whitewitch:
like seriously u are starting to make me feel ashame 4 u huh, c d way an old man like u thats a teacher in omukoro primary school that has 7 children is begining to 4llow Nneka123 dats a 19year old girl like fly 4llowing shiit, and she is even ignoring u while anoda guy is busy fvcking her on missionary style.
HAHAHAHAHA, ABEG NO MAKE D GUY COMMIT SUICIDE OO

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 17, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
whitewitch:
jacksparro.w0712 my humble boy hw are u?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 17, 2015
HUMANBEING2ND:
HAHAHAHAHA, ABEG NO MAKE D GUY COMMIT SUICIDE OO
lol bt on a serious note, d guy just dey mention d small girl since lst month n d small girl just dey reply am with k, ok.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 17, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
undecided undecided undecided
yeah!! hav u eating?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 11:21am On Jul 17, 2015
critical patients that need lobotomy hovering all over the thread! dis place sane no more!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:22am On Jul 17, 2015
When this one start Na? undecided undecided
whitewitch:
yeah!! hav u eating?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 17, 2015
Seriously. Just when you think things are beginning to take shape then another complete _moron shows up. Things have really fallen apart
Phikom:
critical patients that need lobotomy hovering all over the thread!
dis place sane no more!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Phikom(m): 11:28am On Jul 17, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Seriously. Just when you think things are beginning to take shape then another complete _moron shows up. Things have really fallen apart
Lol...when things fall apart...centre holds no more!..
Mayb Seu n can come up with a software that will test d sanity of level individuals when registering or creating monikers!
Things are really out of place here!...
Pathetic!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 17, 2015
I dey tell you. It's heart wrecking mehhn. Like I've been doing lately, I'll just keep staying on my ghostmode to avoid being in contact with the madness/disease. Lol
Phikom:

Lol...when things fall apart...centre holds no more!..
Mayb Seu n can come up with a software that will test d sanity of level individuals when registering or creating monikers!
Things are really out of place here!...
Pathetic!

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