delectablegyal:
Sassybae, what do u do for a living?

fruitfulBROTHER:

answer: i eat rice for a living.

halfrica:


Am crazy wiv style i aint a loosed bound *or a reacting chemical* i dont jump start neither do i run arond d circle so d craze is like a blank space in between

Choiii!!

Person wey do u dis tin, e nor go beta for am oooo.

kinglekan:


Choke me with ur yansh?

LadyBoss1:
What else

You are joking with homicide? Na me u wan send to the great beyond.
I pirryyy u

mysyto:
Dear luqman , we are just getting into a
relationship so don't expect me to say "I love you"
because there is no love we just met and thought
we would make a suitable couples. Before we get
into conclusion I want you to know that I am from a
very strict family I don't know what will happen to
you or to me when they see us together. Also, I
don't want to date someone that I wouldn't marry so
lets take this chance to get to know each other
before marriage. I will be patient with you when it
comes to marriage I don't want to rush you
because I have goals too just like you do. I also
want you to know that we will have some good
times and bad times. There's no perfect
relationship. In our journey, u will not lay your hands
on me no matter what, I already got dark spots
from falls and burns. You should not worry about
me cheating I'll b loyal and faithful till our hair gets
grey so u just be careful cheating on me. I will not
take u back if you cheat. I will erase all memories
between you and i, you'll just become another
random person. I will do my best to make it work
between us and u do your parts too. Whatever
happens you gotta keep me updated, I am not just
any other girl I am your future wife and don't lie to
me I have a talent in telling If a person is lying or
not. I can make you feel like the luckiest guy in the
world but you better have some respect there's no
way I'm dating a guy that can't respect me and
people around him. You better treat me like a
diamond, I am indeed someone you would not
wanna lose and dont be so presumptuous about
your looks. Your not the only guy in the world with
good looks....,........pls help me out on this..

cc...lalasticala

mysyto:
Dear luqman , we are just getting into a
relationship so don't expect me to say "I love you"
because there is no love we just met and thought
we would make a suitable couples. Before we get
into conclusion I want you to know that I am from a
very strict family I don't know what will happen to
you or to me when they see us together. Also, I
don't want to date someone that I wouldn't marry so
lets take this chance to get to know each other
before marriage. I will be patient with you when it
comes to marriage I don't want to rush you
because I have goals too just like you do. I also
want you to know that we will have some good
times and bad times. There's no perfect
relationship. In our journey, u will not lay your hands
on me no matter what, I already got dark spots
from falls and burns. You should not worry about
me cheating I'll b loyal and faithful till our hair gets
grey so u just be careful cheating on me. I will not
take u back if you cheat. I will erase all memories
between you and i, you'll just become another
random person. I will do my best to make it work
between us and u do your parts too. Whatever
happens you gotta keep me updated, I am not just
any other girl I am your future wife and don't lie to
me I have a talent in telling If a person is lying or
not. I can make you feel like the luckiest guy in the
world but you better have some respect there's no
way I'm dating a guy that can't respect me and
people around him. You better treat me like a
diamond, I am indeed someone you would not
wanna lose and dont be so presumptuous about
your looks. Your not the only guy in the world with
good looks....,........pls help me out on this..

cc...lalasticala

kinglekan:


You are joking with homicide? Na me u wan send to the great beyond.

I pirryyy u

kinglekan:



Choiii!!

Person wey do u dis tin, e nor go beta for am oooo.

gimakon:


If you buy a duck, and keep a duck in your home for at least 2 years, you can live with women. She go definitely give u trouble, but that trouble na just because she wants you to still be close to her. So if u kill your duck, that means u won't even treat her nicely.

gimakon:


See what I mean here.
When you buy a duck and keep in your home, cook rice keep, na so them duck go carry mouth put inside the rice, abi na when u boil hot water for baff, duck go carry em self go baff inside, abi na the one way u go sleep, wake up keep duck for ground, when u wake up, duck day ur bed, don even shit finish for the bed , na so them go just day QUACK, Day go, na u go only clean am. Ducks bring a lot of trouble when they are kept as pets, so is the women folk, she just wants love and care and when she does the one way no good call her back to order, just like you handle the duck and put back to cage when e do plenty nonesense, na so women be o. If your duck never do u any of this ones, u never start.

Learnt from past relationships, even the ones way break up with me, wan come back. I'm being very honest.

halfrica:

Na u before na

Lai lai Oooo!!
Am innocent.

kinglekan:



Lai lai Oooo!!

Am innocent.

halfrica:
Spell innocent

Errrr!! I tink its spelt 'eno....
*scratching head*
Chaii!! I yaf forget oooo

kinglekan:



Errrr!! I tink its spelt 'eno....

*scratching head*

Chaii!! I yaf forget oooo

Niklausa:
How do you want us to help you out?

You just found yourself an intelligent girl who was sensible enough to write you something as thoughtful as this and instead of you to read it and see the sense in what she wrote, you came here to post if for us, asking for our help.

What kind of help do you require? Can't you comprehend written english?

annawhite:
men like him prefer girls who will give dem blow jobs by the bush after a trip to one isi ewu joint

halfrica:
Av u see d lefool ur iq dey do u need a brain support?

Yeah I need support ooo!
Kindly help me support it with ur boobs.

kinglekan:



Yeah I need support ooo!

Kindly help me support it with ur boobs.

halfrica:



Rude boy Body of a child talkin *wen u are old enof to date use ur gfs boobs as support*
Mine is a life saver and nt a brain support
Deep ur head into hot acid *thy will be done*
Excellent idiat

Chaiiii! Seee as halfrica finish me oooo.

Only me all dis? Wah did I do naa?

Niklausa:
How do you want us to help you out?

You just found yourself an intelligent girl who was sensible enough to write you something as thoughtful as this and instead of you to read it and see the sense in what she wrote, you came here to post if for us, asking for our help.

What kind of help do you require? Can't you comprehend written english?

delectablegyal:
Sassybae, what do u do for a living?

Niklausa:


My stress is that I open a thread, begin to read comments and I come across 'kk' and I am like, what the fvck is kk?

See your mouth like I have better things to do. Better things like sleeping some more abi?

ibkgab001:
Nigerian girls and the arrogancy