robert downey jr
Oh no! James has deleted all our research and information too bad we didn't make back up copies or hard copies or copies we submitted to the Govenment. Come to think of it, this may be a cool synopsis to a fresh avengers
audience 1
Yea perhaps james could remain a cyber villain that turns world powers against the avengers and unleashes their own super assassins like basil thorpe and banzai on us
audience 2
Or perhaps the avengers can split into groups and contain world disasters like nuclear plant melt downs, looming wars between world powers caused by james spader etc while cobbie and the geeks fight james spader online to avenge the victims of these attacks
audience 1
Or james can target the avengers exclusively and maybe the avengers can swear off technology and do things the old fashioned way just like iron man 1
audience 3
Oh my God i'm so excited to see what happens in the next few scenes
narrator
James downloads all of his consciousness into a robot with disney cartoon villain hand gestures and walks about creating henchmen to attack the world
audience 3
well i had to hope
joss whedon
Villain with tons of baddies check!
narrator
Next james is interviewing the twins for the position of evil sidekicks
james spader
So how do you feel about working for free?
aaron taylor
(In sh*tty accent) well we don't eat or sleep or shower or go on dates like normal people so we will gladly work for free
james spader
I hope you don't mind this job has no closing time
aaron taylor
Sounds good to me
james spader
So why do you hate the avengers?
elizabeth olsen
Because our parents died in an airstrike
james spader
Air strike? Like with missiles and everything? Isn't your father like a metal bending mutant or something?
elizabeth olsen
And when we examined the bombs they came from robert downey jr's company
james spader
O_o You do realize he wasn't the one who fired the missiles right? Hell he's not even the guy who created the missiles if you will go after him you should perhaps go after the thousands of workers who depend on these bombs to feed their families
elizabeth olsen
No thanks i will just stick with robert downey jr if you don't mind
james spader
So i guess you would like to know what my plans and motivations are?
aaron taylor/elizabeth olsen
Nope
james spader
Really? ok let's heard unto to wakanda(man just say south africa) to go meet with a weapons dealer who used to be a friend of robert downey

narrator
Meanwhile at the avengers, they are unto james plan and are suiting up to go stop it
robert downey jr
James is going to south-africa wakanda to speak with weapons dealer andy serkis who happens to be RUSSIAN cause that stereotype never gets old
mark ruffalo
How do you know that i thought james fried our computers
robert downey jr
Well i've implausibly designed another AI that helps me with these things which makes you wonder why i looked so sad when Paul died. This one i call her Veronica cause an arrogant prick like me loves a woman telling me what to do
chris evans
What does he wanna do in south-africa wakanda?
robert downey jr
He wants to purchase the strongest metal in the world
hugh jackman
You mean adamantium? That's in Nigeria not wakanda
robert downey jr
No adamantium is the strongest metal in x-men universe but the strongest metal in avenger universe is vibranium
chris evans
Hey i thought those were extinct
joss whedon
Oh yea we totally tossed that in the garbage too there's plenty of vibranium in the world hell they make plates and spoons out of them in Africa
chris evans
What are we waiting for? let's suit up people and take a thousand mile flight to Africa which in marvel time takes only five minutes
jeremy renner
Er shouldn't we find out where james spaders base is and destroy it? I mean that should buy us sometime right?
And why is james buying vibranium when he wants to destroy the world? Why can't he just buy a ton of nuclear/biological warfare missiles from andy serkin i mean that should end the world in a snap right?
joss whedon
Why don't you go receive a phone call and build boring suspense?
jeremy renner
Ok
narrator
Meanwhile in south africa wakanda james and the gang pay russian andy serkis a visit
aaron taylor
How did we get here? Did we come by plane don't tell me they sold flight tickets to a scary robot and meth addict looking teenagers
andy serkis
What da f*ck?! How did non of my minions notice you come in?
james spader
I wanna do business with you
andy serkis
Any reason you couldn't do that online? And why do you bother yourself with due processes like purchasing and procurement in a world you are destroying anyway?
james spader
I'm putting up a team to fig.....
andy serkis
I can be like robert downey jr the Q of the team
Thomas Kretschmann
And i can be the samuel jackson of the team look i even have a funny eye thingy on
james spader
you dare compare me with those violent people?(Rips andy's arm off and drains Thomas Kretschmann to death)
Thomas Kretschmann
Really?
andy serkis
Oh God my arm just got ripped off and i'm neither bleeding nor screaming my lungs off
narrator
The avengers storm the building and begin to kick a*ss without asking questions
james spader
Perhaps i should get elizabeth olsen to scramble everyones brain while i give aaron taylor the vibranium to escape with.............. nah! Let's all check our senses at the door FIGHT!!!
andy serkis
Minions! Kill them all sure don't take me to a hospital for losing my f*cking arm
narrator
Aaron kicks everyones a*ss but then he holds chris's hammer for no reason and knocks himself out What was that all about?
aaron taylor
Elizabeth i think its time to kill them
elizabeth olsen
Kill them? i have a better idea i shall give them all harmless spiritual visions
aaron taylor
Why are your "better ideas" always full of sh*t?
elizabeth olsen
No they aren't(gets stunned in the head by jeremy renner)
jeremy renner
why didn't i just kill her?
narrator
The avengers are all busy either dreaming or foolishly chasing a copy of james spader and they leave mark ruffalo unattended
elizabeth olsen
f*ck with your mind
mark ruffalo
Oh sh*t (transforms and begins trashing everything on sight)
robert downey jr
O yea! Time for an obligatory hulk fight
(Gets a silly looking armour from space within 5 seconds cause that's how space travel works) hey when did i launch that suit into space?
narrator
They fight anticlimatically on the streets of the most newyork looking african city in the world and the fight ends with robert crashing a building untop of mark
robert downey jr
Phew! Can you believe with all these commotion there wasn't a single casualty?(Flies off once more leaving the mess for the innocent people to clean up)
narrator
The avengers heard back to america
robert downey jr
So how are things back home?
cobbie smulders
The africans are asking for hulks arrest
robert downey jr
O_o they wanna arrest the hulk? Did the screen writers of this movie read this sh*t before printing it? Anyway cobbie we are going to hide off in jeremy renners house for no reason
cobbie smulders
Jeremy has a home?
scarlett johansson
Jeremy has 2 kids?
wife
Make that three i'm pregnant
chris hemsworth
Jeremy has time to hit that?
chris evans
Ahem! Language people.
robert downey jr
Wow really? What's going on?
jeremy renner
I'm under shield witness protection
chris evans
Oops! I hope i didn't expose that to the world in winter soldier
robert downey jr
You are in witness protection and yet you are part of a celebrity peace keeping corp?
jeremy renner
Hey look the boring characters have back stories in this movie ok? Now lay off while i go have an argument with my army-wife
wife
You are risking your life and ours by bringing them here what if someone traced their flight here and choose to storm the place when you are not around?
jeremy renner
But they need me?
wife
they need a robinhood wannabe to protect a super soldier, a god, a battle suit man and a monster? That makes no sense you know that right?
joss whedon
Man just read your script we have no intention on developing on boring jeremy renners boring family ok?
mark ruffalo
Hey robert you jackass you know this is all your fault right?
robert downey jr
No its not and i'm definitely not going to learn from it, if you ever come across any dangerous material be sure to keep it away from me cause i never learn
mark ruffalo
what's that supposed to mean?
wife
Hey could you fix my car i wanna drive to the grocery store which is like in another state really where do we go for church-ing or school-ing or to watch a movie?
robert downey jr
Ok so where's the car?
samuel l jackson
boo! What da f*ck am i doing here i thought i was hunting down hydra spies in eastern europe and how come i got my eye patch back? Didn't i burn it up at the end of winter soldier?
robert downey jr
I bet you've heard the story of how i created this boring villain who wants to destroy the world but i thought since i did a good job assembling the avengers that i could do a better job with ultron
samuel l jackson
Now you are taking credit for my ideas? Man just how much continuity are we getting rid of?
narrator
Scarlett shows up in mark's room to lay some naughty on him
mark ruffalo
O_o the world may end soon and you are thinking about sex?
scarlett johansson
Boring avengers have back stories now so why not a love interest?

To be continued......

severee:


90% of hollywood movies are generic and that is why you think american sniper was a wrong movie to pick on?
like i said you are free to like
american sniper no need for the excuses and justifications i'm posting my avengers part 3 script today and i shall dedicate it to you enjoy


wow! Thanks for the discovery you are so smart too bad people say it on every single thread of mine i believe Someone even beat u to it on this thread

O wow.. so people have told you before.. ehyaa.. there goes originality

badinfluence:

O wow.. so people have told you before.. ehyaa.. there goes originality

*sigh*

- First my scripts were begging to be funny but you lost that one to sircumalot
- Then you called american sniper extraordinary but lost that one to me
Now you are all over me for originality? While you are at it why don't you hold HISHE,Honest trailers and the billions of movie critic blogs on the web?
Loool! Stop struggling so much to make a point it's becoming embarrassing to read your posts and this is supposed to be a happy
Thread, ok i will do you a favor and give you a like for all your troubles ok?

BTW have you read thru my latest avengers post? what do you think? Honest opinion please

severee:

*sigh*

- First my scripts were begging to be funny but you lost that one to sircumalot
- Then you called american sniper extraordinary but lost that one to me
Now you are all over me for originality? While you are at it why don't you hold HISHE,Honest trailers and the billions of movie critic blogs on the web?
Loool! Stop struggling so much to make a point it's becoming embarrassing to read your posts and this is supposed to be a happy
Thread, ok i will do you a favor and give you a like for all your troubles ok?

BTW have you read thru my latest avengers post? what do you think? Honest opinion please

I never said American sniper was extraordinary.. neither did I say your scripts were begging to be funny.. I said your American sniper script was begging to be funny, I was specific. Actually the one on the interview was funny but not that of American sniper. It's just an opinion and for one that actually criticises, you should be open to criticism. I said you didn't do well on the American sniper review because your attacks were solely based on the fact that it's generic, which we know.. I thought you'd bring up another angle. And I purposely picked on originality because that's what you attack mostly. As for the avengers I myself said it flopped. It was boring and a let down.

Lmao! Severee since they won't stop making thought provoking movies abeg no stop to write your honest script

badinfluence:

I never said American sniper was extraordinary.. neither did I say your scripts were begging to be funny.. I said your American sniper script was begging to be funny, I was specific.

wow you are all over me for english language now, two words, Desperate and Scary
Fine let's act like you're a five year old and you didn't get what I meant there

badinfluence:

for one that actually criticises, you should be open to criticism.

your write up on American Sniper was screaming I must be funny, Bradley Cooper did well in that movie. Give him his props. There are movies out there waiting to be bashed. You chose the wrong one you call these criticism? Well these aren't criticisms they are trolls and no one takes likely to them

badinfluence:

I said you didn't do well on the American sniper review because your attacks were solely based on the fact that it's generic, which we know.. I thought you'd bring up another angle. And I purposely picked on originality because that's what you attack mostly.

Well I mostly picked on the stereotypes and boring plot points which shows that you didn't read the script at all
Lool ah guy I swear you be comic relief

severee:

wow you are all over me for english language now, two words, Desperate and Scary
Fine let's act like you're a five year old and you didn't get what I meant there



your write up on American Sniper was screaming I must be funny, Bradley Cooper did well in that movie. Give him his props. There are movies out there waiting to be bashed. You chose the wrong one you call these criticism? Well these aren't criticisms they are trolls and no one takes likely to them



Well I mostly picked on the stereotypes and boring plot points which shows that you didn't read the script at all
Lool ah guy I swear you be comic relief

Lol.. you were trying to force words into my mouth I merely corrected that.. so I wasn't all over you for English. I get your M.O sha.. you try to box someone in but maybe you should learn to do that very well. I've said what I have to say.. if you want to quote someone, ensure you quote what they actually said and don't insinuate. Glad I'm a comic relief.. got any other jabs to throw?

Your attempts at subtly throwing jabs have disqualified your facade of .... I was only making an opinion sha.. didn't mean to bruise your ego you hear....

badinfluence:

Lol.. you were trying to force words into my mouth I merely corrected that.. so I wasn't all over you for English. I get your M.O sha..

Mr. Comic relief you still dey here? You still dey do correction? Pele carry on

badinfluence:

you try to box someone in but maybe you should learn to do that very well. I've said what I have to say.. if you want to quote someone, ensure you quote what they actually said and don't insinuate.

Do you like american sniper? Yes! Do you like my write up on american sniper?(even though you didn't read it)No! As long as you admit this was your opinion then I believe how you said it does not matter so guy drop it

badinfluence:
Glad I'm a comic relief.. got any other jabs to throw?

Em no jabs but advice first of all, before you criticize someones work at least have the decency to go through the work in focus and second you have a future in comedy , ur posts got me giggling

badinfluence:

Your attempts at subtly throwing jabs have disqualified your facade of ?.... I was only making an opinion sha.. didn't mean to bruise your ego you hear....

Ah ah I neva even reply u don drop another one? Na so the thing dey pain you?
Pele ok ok I apologize american sniper is an awesome movie and my write up is pointless and misguided

happy now? Cheer up ehn?
Read the interview( for real this time) I put in all of my witt into that you'll love it

severee:

Mr. Comic relief you still dey here? You still dey do correction? Pele carry on



Do you like american sniper? Yes! Do you like my write up on american sniper?(even though you didn't read it)No! As long as you admit this was your opinion then I believe how you said it does not matter so guy drop it



Em no jabs but advice first of all, before you criticize someones work at least have the decency to go through the work in focus and second you have a future in comedy , ur posts got me giggling


Ah ah I neva even reply u don drop another one? Na so the thing dey pain you?
Pele ok ok I apologize american sniper is an awesome movie and my write up is pointless and misguided

happy now? Cheer up ehn?
Read the interview( for real this time) I put in all of my witt into that you'll love it

And how is that certain I'll love it??

badinfluencepost=36477283:

And how is that certain that i will love it??

Well you don't have to take my word for it, take the words of someone you trust, like you

badinfluence
post=36477283:
Actually the one on the interview was funny

severee:

Well you don't have to take my word for it, take the words of someone you trust, like you

Hold on senior jump to conclusions, I said it was funny not that I loved it oo

badinfluence:

Hold on senior señor jump to conclusions, I said it was funny not that I loved it oo

yinmu! As if You don read am

Csami:
Lmao! Severee since they won't stop making thought provoking movies abeg no stop to write your honest script

Loool i just read the piece i did on winter soldier can you believe i could predict almost the whole of age of ultron without much effort? Na wetin hollywood don turn to now o

severee:
james spader
So why do you hate the avengers?
elizabeth olsen
Because our parents died in an airstrike
james spader
Air strike? Like with missiles and everything? Isn't your father like a metal bending mutant or something?

Me sef i wonder o magneto is their pops why did they sideline it like that? Even days of future past they hinted on it a bit

mark ruffalo
Look here lady i have the strength of 120 horses and i never get tired
scarlett johansson
And that's supposed to turn me off? A 12 inch guy who can last long in bed?
mark ruffalo
12 inch? more like 36 inches
scarlett johansson
Oh my i've always wanted to drink off that fountain
mark ruffalo
My jizz may likely have gamma rays in them which reminds me, How come stan lee is alive in this movie didn't he get poisoned when my gamma infested blood dropped in his soda in the other movie?
scarlett johansson
you can't get me pregnant
mark ruffalo
Well that's what they said in twilight yet he knocked her up real good
scarlett johansson
No i can't get pregnant because i'm sterile
mark ruffalo

wait a minute isn't that a bit too dark to spring on a kiddy flick?
scarlett johansson
Even though i don't look or sound russian i was raised in a russian assassin factory and we know it's russian because we are all ballet dancers(racist marvel) so they taught me how to kill chitauris and robots and when i graduated i got a certified by having my womb yanked out
mark ruffalo
Ugh! That certainly doesn't turn me on(walks away)
narrator
In seoul korea dr asia from earlier is lured into her office by james spader
james spader
Hey doc need your help
dr asia
How did three robots carrying a weird looking sceptre break into my office?
aaron taylor
And i ask again how did we get to south korea do we have a private plane or something?
james spader
I need you to download my consciousness into this robot you built for no reason(hypnotizes her with sceptre) okay i thought only loki could work the sceptre?
joss whedon
Sceptre hypnosis check
elizabeth olsen
So you've been carrying a sceptre around to control people?Really you know i can also control peoples minds right wait a minute i just decided to read your mind and i found out you wanna destroy the world
james spader
Well too bad this is a B*DSM relationship so you do as i say
elizabeth olsen
i'm not Maggie Gyllenhaal from secretary that's a different movie(unhypnotizes the doctor and defects to the avengers)
james spader
Oh for f*ck sake(murders everyone) why did i kill everyone? For a peace loving robot i sure can be really touchy and violent(tosses the unconscious robot in a truck and drives off) why did i need the korean doctor again?
narrator
Meanwhile the avengers do a scoobie doo mystery machine brain storm and find out that james is in korea and take the next two minute flight from america
samuel l jackson
Can i borrow cobbie for a while there's something we need to take care of
robert downey jr
Are you guys having sex?
samuel l jackson
What? No where's your mind? I'm trying to put shield back together see there you've ruined the surprise(walks away)
robert downey jr
I can't come with you guys to south korea, i've got to go rebuild jarvisfind out why james isn't arming any nukes
narrator
Meanwhile in south korea james tries to copy his consciousness into the robot
james spader
Ugh i thought they said south korea has the best wifi in the world why is this taking time
narrator
Chris evans shows up and starts his boring acrobatics that no one cares about while scarlett hops off a plane with a motorcycle
joss whedon
Silly aircraft stunt check
narrator
They have one of those incomprehensive action scenes where everyone is fighting everyone at innocent people's expense anyway they end up on a train
james spader
Hey elizabeth don't stand against me
elizabeth olsen
Or what?
james spader
Or i shall crash this train and get it on with you while you are crawling out of the wreckage just like the movie crash
elizabeth olsen
Don't you need a d*ck for that?
james spader
Dammit. Knew i should have made one(crashes the train anyway)
elizabeth olsen
Oh my God we are gonna die
chris evans
Eh don't worry this a pg movie they ain't gonna f*cking kill everyone onboard wait a minute i just said f*ck
In front of teenagers nooooooooooo!
narrator
Train crashes and everyone comes out without even a scratch scarlett is captured by james who doesn't ask to exchange her for the robot body

To be continued.....

That red guy shei na robot abi na asgardian?

badinfluence:

I'm not talking about how it did in the market. If you actually are consistent with the comic universe, you'd know the movie was a big disappointment. Moreover it wasn't different from what we saw in the prequel. If you are familiar with the story of ultron, you'd know his depiction in the movie was a joke.

to me he was alright though he isn't the fighting type so i didn't expect much
he was more of a schemer and you know how that ended, it took 5 super heroes to beat him

brothers:
That red guy shei na robot abi na asgardian?

he is vision from the comics and he is a droid

Eapps:

he is vision from the comics and he is a droid

yet he can lift the mijolnir? that iron man couldn't

Eapps:


to me he was alright though he isn't the fighting type so i didn't expect much
he was more of a schemer and you know how that ended, it took 5 super heroes to beat him

Actually it took only vision(which is lame considering vision is like the avengers babysitter) . Ultron is meant to be synonymous with doom, but the ultron in the movie was more concerned with being a comedian. Moreover he was created by ant man but that's a story for another day..

severee:
narrator
the movie begins in sokovia(man just say poland) where our avengers are thankful that they still have careers
jeremy renner
Phew! Good thing i was retained despite my starring in that sh*tty hansel and gretel reboot
scarlett johansson
Yea and my gawd awful sci-fi assassin flick lucy didn't kill my chances with marvel either
chris evans
Thank you God for keeping me in the avengers after that crappy snowpiercer movie
mark ruffalo
Perhaps marvels cheapness over looked my starring in that cheesy flick now you see me
robert downey jr
Well at least you didn't star in some sick flick where you scored with your daughter why did i ever star in the judge?
chris hemsworth
It could be worse, you could be in a boring snow white reboot with kristen stewart

Yeah, definitely, it's their fault for not refusing movie roles that would make them more popular and earn then money.

narrator
meanwhile in hydra quarters Thomas Kretschmann is sh*tting his pants
next the avengers are asking questions about their story continuity which marvel tossed in the trash

severee:
robert downey jr
Hey why am i in a battle suit? I thought i vowed never to be iron man again? I even destroyed all my suits what was that about? The suits don't even look different

Because he completely forgot how to make something he has done more than 30 times right? Dude this was lame, you obviously do not read the comics. An even more ridiculous suit is coming out, we won't even get to see his celestial armour. But am good with bleeding edge :-D

severee:
scarlett johansson
And why am i not in prison for wiki-leaking government secret to the entire world?

Once again you obviously don't read comics, she was backed by tony, you know the guy who has so much lawyers the government don't even bother. It's the same reason why Maria Hill isn't in prison that she isn't.

severee:
edward snowden
yea america you owe me an apology

Don't really get this.

severee:
chris evans
Hey how come i have a motorcycle? Didn't i trash it in winter soldier?

Yeah definitely, bikes cannot be recreated ever again after they have been destroyed. Especially if you are friends with a technological genius who is also a billionaire.

severee:
mark ruffalo
How come when i turn into the hulk, my shirt rips up but my pants still stay on?

Really dude? This doesn't even need a reply.

severee:
chris hemsworth
Hey how come i still have asgardian powers? I thought i was banished for treason at the end of dark world?

Wow, i still have asguarding powers because i am a *UCKING ASGUARDING BY BIRTH, and i also have mthe magical hammer my father made especially for me. :-)

severee:
Thomas Kretschmann
And how did you find my base? I thought there was nothing to find?
stan lee
Well do you watch agents of shield
Thomas Kretschmann
Yuk! Does anyone watch that?

Agents of Shield is rated 8.5/10 that's pretty high.

severee:

stan lee
Well *shrugs* tough sh*t you would have been aware that your base has been discovered
jeremy renner
Hey how come avengers can blow anyones country to sh*t don't we run into jurisdiction issues?
stan lee
Shut up
jeremy renner
And how come we kill a sh*t ton of people without the UN charging us with genocide?
stan lee
Didn't i say shut up?
jeremy renner
Why do they even call us the good guys when we save the world from self inflicted problems
stan lee
that's it! Shoot him shoot him now
narrator
jeremy gets blasted in the nuts
jeremy renner
Oh i just got wounded like i aint p*ssy enough, ugh I wonder who signs my pay checks now that shield has gone under? Cause i'm gonna need a hefty health insurance to hire a korean chick to fix my nuts back

UN doesn't charge us because we kill the bad guys, the same thing they are currently doing in Syria, Iraq and the middle east.

severee:


robert downey jr
Dammit sh*t f*ck i just fired missiles at the hydra fortress but its protected by a blue force field? Apparently someone forgot to tell joss whedon this isn't a cartoon
chris evans
woa! Dude easy on the strong language remember this is a kiddy flick and we need to mind what we show kids
robert downey jr
is that why you graphically crushed those hydra agents throat with your shield and smashed them with your motorcycle?
chris evans
Er(changes topic) hey look the force field is down ATTACK!!!

Apparently you forgot that their technology was power by the scepter, hence the blue shield.

The rest are right.

severee:


Thomas Kretschmann
Holy f*ck they are in what do we do?
Henry Goodman
We could use the twins aaron taylor and elizabeth olsen
Thomas Kretschmann
Yea you mean the twins hitting on each other? someone please tell them this aint godzilla
aaron taylor
Ew! We are siblings? but we f*cking kissed and fondled our goodies and we have an annoying kid
elizabeth olsen
that was another movie, this is a different movie that's why we have st*pid hair styles and obnoxious eastern european accents

Wow, obnoxious European accents? Am sorry, you must have forgotten where they were born, when you remember, get back to me.

severee:
Henry Goodman
Guys guys suit up the avengers have bursted in here
aaron taylor
Agh! Don't worry godzilla will save us oh i forgot wrong movie RUN!!!
Thomas Kretschmann
Don't ask them to suit up you *diot they aren't ready what do you expect them to do?
Henry Goodman
Well one can cause an avalanche while the other can mind control the avengers into fighting each other take your pick

You obviously do not know what an avalanche is, quick silver can't create an avalanche, and scarlet witch doesn't control people, she isn't telepathic. Her real power hasn't even been visited yet.

severee:

Thomas Kretschmann
Nah! Let's keep sending more hydra soldiers for the avengers to wipe their a*sses with, meanwhile i shall make my evil escape
Henry Goodman
How? By subpod?getaway train?getaway jet?
Thomas Kretschmann
Screw that! I'll escape by foot

This was funny. ^_^

severee:

aaron taylor
Hey look robert downey jr is out of his suit
elizabeth olsen
You mean the strongest and most valuable player that controls the avengers?
chris evans
Hey i thought that was me
elizabeth olsen
Pfft! Yea right

Irrelevant.

severee:
aaron taylor
And we also have an axe to grind with robert downey jr this is like a dream come true so how do we kill him?
elizabeth olsen
Kill him? Oh i have a better idea i shall GIVE HIM NIGHTMARES muahahahahahaha
aaron taylor
Night mares? I thought he already had those, isn't that the reason why he had those spongebob like panic attacks in iron man 3?

No, that wasn't the reason.

severee:
elizabeth olsen
No this nightmare is different it is a giant f*ck you to the audience YOU JUST WASTED YOUR MONEY AGAIN!!! Captain americas shield didn't break it was just a dream
audience
Really? All that was just another mandarin scam how disappointing

IT wasn't a dream, that was a teaser to Captain america : civil war and Marvel : infinity wars(Basically thor 2 and GOTG where both lead ups to Infinity Wars), you probably don't know much about those titles because YOU DON'T READ THE COMICS!!!!!, So please kindly STFU. :-)

severee:

chris evans
Yawn! I'm tired of this unfair fight. Lets call it a day(knocks out Thomas with his shield)
Thomas Kretschmann
Really?
chris evans
Hey scarlett time to tone down the hulk
scarlett johansson
*sigh* alright big guy lets get this over with(touches mark's palm)
mark ruffalo
Oh sh*t(creams his shots)

This scene i didn't understand.

severee:

scarlett johansson
Phew! Thank God it didn't have to be another bl*wjob, hey why is my hair style short and colored different in this movie?
chris evans
Ok let's not confiscate hydra's work equipment so that it can be used as a base by another villain,oorah! AVENGERS MOVE OUT

To be continued....

This was actually hilarious.

severee:
narrator
the avengers leave the scene without cleaning up the dead bodies they littered the forest with

Lol

severee:

chris hemsworth
hey ruffalo we did a herd count of all the people we murdered today and you have the highest share again, congratulations
mark ruffalo
I kill people? And i'm just worrying about that now?

Hilarious

severee:

chris hemsworth
Ha loki's sceptre lemme see how far i can chunk it into space
robert downey jr
no don't do that?
chris hemsworth
Why?
robert downey jr
Let's not dump the whole loki sceptre plot, let's go green and recycle it

hahahahahaha, Epic! (Y)

severee:

chris hemsworth
Oh that's true let's just hope nothing evil comes from the scepter even though it comes from a planet that almost killed us all in the last movie

It didn't come from a planet, Thanos gave it to loki. You probably didn't understand the meaning of Thanos' appearance in the end of Avenger 1 and GOTG

severee:

narrator
they head back to base which is a bunker skyscraper with intelligent designs and a giant sign that says AVENGERS of course the American government chose not to give a sh*t about a counter terrorist agency run by absolute civilians

1 is a god they can't do *hit against, another is a soldier who won a war for them, so they respect him, another is a billionaire and influential man that holds their secrets and is very powerful, so they can't do much to him, the rest have publicly saved the world. I think that answers your question.

severee:

robert downey jr
Hey mark why are you wearing a lab coat?
mark ruffalo
Because i'm a geek scientist remember?
robert downey jr
Really? So the idea for hulk was stolen from dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde? ugh! Marvel

Forgetting marvel started production 1940's apart from that, continue.

severee:

mark ruffalo
Ok loki's sceptre lets destroy it
robert downey jr
Actually i was thinking of recycling it
mark ruffalo
Ok you mean the way they tried to recycle the tesseract but ended up unleashing loki and a bunch of demon army aliens we had a hard time killing

Nice one.

severee:

robert downey jr
No i mean we should harness the artificial intelligence within the sceptre and use it to save the world while we go about our boring lives
mark ruffalo
An artificial intelligence from a sceptre? How did you create that?
robert downey jr
I'll rather not say, seriously an important plot detail like that will totally go unexplained

It was already inside it.

Got side tracked, will continue later.

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EcoBlitz:

Yeah, definitely, it's their fault for not refusing movie roles that would make them more popular and earn then money.

Yea it's their fault for choosing crappy forgettable movies that didn't do them any favors, i know it's their job and all but they should at least try to be selective with the jobs they accept tasteful choices that's why leonardo dicaprio that had little hollywood connection is doing much better than Nicholas cage who is a nephew to Frank coppola

EcoBlitz:

Because he completely forgot how to make something he has done more than 30 times right? Dude this was lame, you obviously do not read the comics. An even more ridiculous suit is coming out, we won't even get to see his celestial armour. But am good with bleeding edge :-D

calm down i know you are familiar with the comics but didn't tony stark blow up his suits at the end of the iron man 3 saying i'm a changed man and indicating that he was retired from super hero work? We all knew he would return as iron man in the avengers but what was his reason for coming out of retirement? That went totally unexplained

EcoBlitz:

Once again you obviously don't read comics, she was backed by tony, you know the guy who has so much lawyers the government don't even bother. It's the same reason why Maria Hill isn't in prison that she isn't.

Actually realism is the question here, i know you'll say its just a comic but if terrorism is a crime in their universe then so should leaking sensitive government secrets, but we never saw them reprimand or even warn black widow and the thing you said about tony stark having connections is bullsh*t even though you be obama first born son you can't leak such sensitive materials to the public and go scot free but in black widow's case she didn't even need tony's connections all she did was give a weak speech and stroll out of government hearing
At the end of winter soldier

EcoBlitz:

Yeah definitely, bikes cannot be recreated ever again after they have been destroyed. Especially if you are friends with a technological genius who is also a billionaire.

Guy abeg that's no excuse if you said details aren't important i would even agree with you but we saw him lose the bike and all of a sudden he has the same bike like nothing ever happpened that is a plothole and we all know how annoying that can be

EcoBlitz:

Really dude? This doesn't even need a reply.

Yea i know pg-rated movie but all the same it's FAKE and laughable

EcoBlitz:

Wow, i still have asguarding powers because i am a *UCKING ASGUARDING BY BIRTH, and i also have mthe magical hammer my father made especially for me. :-)

Yea but he was stripped off his powers during his temporary exile in the part 1 i was hoping a permanent banishement will attract even steeper punishment
Especially when this time it was for treason

EcoBlitz:

Agents of Shield is rated 8.5/10 that's pretty high.

Yea i'm familiar over-exaggerated ratings the same thing "Gotham" series suffers from

EcoBlitz:

UN doesn't charge us because we kill the bad guys, the same thing they are currently doing in Syria, Iraq and the middle east.

ok so just because they are "bad guys" any civilian can carry out unauthorized mass murder, i know i am expecting too much from a child's flick but it makes you not want to take the movie seriously don't you agree

EcoBlitz:

Apparently you forgot that their
technology was power by the scepter, hence the blue shield.

Still a realism issue here the shield bit seemed to cartoonish, that was my point

EcoBlitz:

Wow, obnoxious European accents? Am sorry, you must have forgotten where they were born, when you remember, get back to me

.

Yea i called it obnoxious cause it sounded like some fake accent they picked up from watching too much stereotypes on saturday night live

EcoBlitz:

You obviously do not know what an avalanche is, quick silver can't create an avalanche, and scarlet witch doesn't control people, she isn't telepathic. Her real power hasn't even been visited yet.

But quick silver can vibrate and vibrations from a guy who was effortlessly trashing robots can cause tremors and tremors in a snowy setpiece can cause an avalanche if he works it right
And the same way the scarlet witch made hulk trash that african city
couldn't she do the same to make him trash the avengers earlier on?

EcoBlitz:

Irrelevant.

Very funny why did scarlet witch and quick silver want to take down the avengers? wasn't it because of tony stark? So there he was vulnerable and alone but they don't touch him? What the f*ck was that?

EcoBlitz:

No, that wasn't the reason.

O_o so the worm hole incident from avengers 1 wasn't giving tony stark nightmares and panic attacks? Ok what was the reason then?

EcoBlitz:

IT wasn't a dream, that was a teaser to Captain america : civil war and Marvel : infinity wars(Basically thor 2 and GOTG where both lead ups to Infinity Wars), you probably don't know much about those titles because YOU DON'T READ THE COMICS!!!!!, So please kindly STFU. :-)

lol which kind bullsh*t yans be that? So na movie sequels dey inside tony stark head? Guy. Come back when your excuse is less silly and insulting

EcoBlitz:

This scene i didn't understand.

Yea that's kind of 18+ confirm your age and i will explain it to you

EcoBlitz:

This was actually hilarious.

yea i know thanks for reading

EcoBlitz:


It didn't come from a planet, Thanos gave it to loki. You probably didn't understand the meaning of Thanos' appearance in the end of Avenger 1 and GOTG

Yes and thanos came out of thin air am i right?

EcoBlitz:


1 is a god they can't do *hit against, another is a soldier who won a war for them, so they respect him, another is a billionaire and influential man that holds their secrets and is very powerful, so they can't do much to him, the rest have publicly saved the world. I think that answers your question.

Yea 1 is a god that is vulnerable to stab wounds courtesy of loki in avengers 1
The other is a super soldier created by human made steroids from the 40s(he didn't win ww2 he was asleep when it ended) 1 has a battle suit which was trashed by a truck in iron man 3 and the"secrets"He holds was probably dished out to the public in winter soldier, 1 is a monster created by a potion readily avalable to the united states army and the others are p*ssies

EcoBlitz:

Forgetting marvel started production 1940's apart from that, continue.

Dr jekyll and mr hyde was composed in 1931 at leastyou for check google before you talk this one na

EcoBlitz:

Nice one.

Aww i'm blushing

EcoBlitz:

It was already inside it.
Got side tracked, will continue later.

An AI was in a sceptre? yan me more tori man

@ecoblitz @badinfluence o god why are you people answering this fool? We know the op's type, tries to be noticed by being controversial is it by force to get attention
Of all movies its art like avengers 2 u're picking on
Ignorant thing

mrmagoo:
@ecoblitz @badinfluence o god why are you people answering this fool? We know the op's type, tries to be noticed by being controversial is it by force to get attention
Of all movies its art like avengers 2 u're picking on
Ignorant thing

Oops looks like you picked the wrong people to side you on this one, my man badinfluence hates the movie and ecoblitz is just here show off his knowledge of the comics at the age of wikkipedia and PDF, weird but its allowed

Then as for you magoo i know your problem e pain you say film wey you like sucks so bad i know the feeling i've loved terrible movies too but it's not a bad thing it won't kill you na
take heart my broda

badinfluence:

Actually it took only vision(which is lame considering vision is like the avengers babysitter) . Ultron is meant to be synonymous with doom, but the ultron in the movie was more concerned with being a comedian. Moreover he was created by ant man but that's a story for another day..

Yes vision is stronger than all the avengers but defeating the robots saving civilians and avoiding further casualty is something he couldn't have handled himself he isn't a multi-tasker. And ultron is menacing and deadly enough so far in mcu there hasn't been any better villain

brothers:


yet he can lift the mijolnir? that iron man couldn't

He is a shape shifter and stronger than everyone else its only logical

Eapps:

Yes visual is stronger than all the avengers but defeating the robots saving civilians and avoiding further casualty is something he couldn't have handled himself he isn't a multi-tasker. And ultron is menacing and deadly enough so far in mcu there hasn't been any better villain

Ultron was a joke as a villain in the movie. He did nothing special except running his mouth. He was a huge disappointment

Eapps:


He is a shape shifter and he is partly asgardian its only logical

Vision lifting that hammer was just a silly attempt to show his badassery..

Critisize all u want man,they re famous and rich.nobody gives a Bleep!!! It all ends on nairaland case closed.

badinfluence:

Ultron was a joke as a villain in the movie. He did nothing special except running his mouth. He was a huge disappointment

A joke? Are you serious? This guy destroyed a country and killed tons of people if he is a joke then what would you call loki or malaki?