₦airaland Forum

MrsPhyno:
Chai. Possessive women are sexy sha

Lol. All they allude is bad eyesight jare.... And they can make for some really unromantic moments

A whole 25%! Igwe must hear this. Speaking of bride price, have you seen the bride price app. It's amazing. I was cracking up the whole time I used it. It got famous about last summer or so, some Nigerian dude made it.

Gurgle:
LOL yess me and my sister tried it.. she got higher than me because shes fairer skinned hahaha can you imagine

i bet yours was pretty high right? Fair-skinned future doctor...

MrsPhyno:
Lol babe I'm not fair o. Just the lighting.

The future doctor thing well. we're working on it. School ain't easy mehnnn I deg tell u

MrsPhyno:
Yeah masturbation is always a fun topic.....

Just a friendly compliment? I garrit.

Were you raised in the North? They say it actually gets cold there not like Lagos that is as hot as Satan's armpit 24/7

IamLEGEND1:
fun topic ke?

well if you had any "ulterior" motive for ur compliment....you are more than welcome to share the class. 8

i wasnt raised there but i have spent a good amount of time there

and it does get cold,very very cold.

kaduna & plateau states are the worst.....

#MorningBTW

MrsPhyno:
Looool

No other motive o. Just being nice and looking for trouble a bit.

Hmm nice I have to visit the north. I heard there is even snow in Jos.....

Afternoon by now I guess.

IamLEGEND1:
you no dey fear b/haram ni?

Jos na deep freezer i'm telling you......

i dont think the snow stories are true but that place too cold.

wearing gloves & socks from morning to night everyday.

itz even worse around dec/jan.

MrsPhyno:
I fear am o. Well well. But there are still people living there, and they are surviving. Besides I thought they were mostly occupying everyone's favourite state, Borno.

Woooo I wanna visit! Yorubaland is just so so hot at all times. Lagos be like furnace, except when it rains.

Our own side in the east is cooler I think, cause there is less human congestion and also it's very hilly. Although I'm not talking about Aba sha

IamLEGEND1:
even me dey go do my business every time,nothing do me. and itz true,the guys are majorly concentrated in the extreme north-eastern part of the country.

jos too sweet die,or at least before violence engulfed some parts the of the north......

LMAO!!!!!

Na wa oh....

if Aba guys cash you eh....

#MyHandNoDey.

#UrNoseSeemsToBeCausingCommotionEverywhere

MrsPhyno:
Aba boiz can't do me anything jareeee they're too busy making fake shoes
/runs away/

Nose kwa. You're not serious
If a girl asks you what you like about her and you say her nose she may slap you o

Aba boys na joke o abeg I like the shoes you make

IamLEGEND1:
and getting bitten by mosquitoes.

i just dey talk wetin see other people dey yarn....

me na d glasses and lips i dey dig....

#MakeOutSessionOnMahMind

#NotWithYouOh

MrsPhyno:
Please only I can insult them leave Aba boys for me

Glasses that I will soon change. I've worn them since I was really young and theyre getting annoying. I need contacts so people don't think I'm a geek

Hmm
better go and find some willing lips. We all know how you males can get when your in that kinda mood

IamLEGEND1:
And the geekiness is ur selling point.

#StickToWhayMovesYourMarket

If to say i don see gurgle lips, i for don hustle am tey-tey.

And "RESTRAINT" is my life's motto.

#E-makeOutPartnerNeeded

#NoHomoPls

MrsPhyno:
Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurg le come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

IamLEGEND1:
market no go fit just dey like dat. there must be transaction.

Are you kidding me? geeks are awesome.

#I'mProofOfThat

#NoGlassesThough

and pls turn bad, PLSSsssssssssssss.

i have been encouraging gurglè to come join me on the dark side,She has refused to budge.

#Wrong

#IdontWantApiece

#IwantTheWholePackage

MrsPhyno:
Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

IamLEGEND1:
u want to look me in the E-eyes and lie straight to my E-face.?...nice try........bt kontinu.

i be original (bad) geek with no glasses.

no wori if anything happens, you can always BLAME IT ON ME

abeegi,if me and my e-thugs push her hard enough, she go join us Pronto.

and that last hash tag was totally benign......

#NoHiddenMeaning

#OrAreYouTurningBadAlready

#InsertSurprisedEmojiHere

MrsPhyno:
Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurgle come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

MrsPhyno:
If I look into your E-eyes it's not lying I'll do o......


So you get thugs? Smh.

Sorry I see hidden meaning in everything my mind na hamster wheel that keeps turning

To imitate you: #INoBeBadJustTroublesome

Gurgle:
guys what are you talking about

MrsPhyno:
The wifey has come now.

Are you also a geek?

MrsPhyno:
Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

Gurgle:
I don't know how to describe myself to be honest. I would say I am one of a kind haha

Whats the definition of geek

chai im feenin for biscuit

iamlegend1 maigida go and bring biscuit for me

IamLEGEND1:
you are spot-on about that first part.....

coz if u look into those eyes, nna mehn....

you go just melt (in a good way)

of coz e-thugs dey......

dem always dey background dey observe until somebody call dem.

well either way..

legend aproves of how ur mind works.

#MeLikey

IamLEGEND1:
biscuit ke?

na rain and cold wey wan kill me now as i dey so.....

manage with the small one wey remain..

#IwillGetMoreLater

Gurgle:
lol this conversation is so bizarre

MrsPhyno:
Yup...... Sorry about that

Gurgle:
hahaha np!


but I thought I told you to stop messing with my husband. go pout your perfect lips someplace else

MrsPhyno:
You don't need no hype man cause you hype yourself I can see. Kontinu.

Gurgle:
theres nothing here jare. go and bring it before I stand up

IamLEGEND1:
here mistress, i hope this will suffice.

MrsPhyno:
Perfect kwa. This lady you do subtle flattery don't think I don't see it. You too should kontinu oooo God dey