MrsPhyno:

Chai. Possessive women are sexy sha

Lol. All they allude is bad eyesight jare.... And they can make for some really unromantic moments

A whole 25%! Igwe must hear this. Speaking of bride price, have you seen the bride price app. It's amazing. I was cracking up the whole time I used it. It got famous about last summer or so, some Nigerian dude made it.

LOL yess me and my sister tried it.. she got higher than me because shes fairer skinned hahaha can you imagine

i bet yours was pretty high right? Fair-skinned future doctor...

Gurgle:


LOL yess me and my sister tried it.. she got higher than me because shes fairer skinned hahaha can you imagine

i bet yours was pretty high right? Fair-skinned future doctor...

Lol babe I'm not fair o. Just the lighting.

The future doctor thing well. we're working on it. School ain't easy mehnnn I deg tell u

MrsPhyno:

Lol babe I'm not fair o. Just the lighting.

The future doctor thing well. we're working on it. School ain't easy mehnnn I deg tell u

I know! but it will be worth it in the end. Be strong, oh girl-child with the pointed nose

MrsPhyno:

Yeah masturbation is always a fun topic.....

Just a friendly compliment? I garrit.

Were you raised in the North? They say it actually gets cold there not like Lagos that is as hot as Satan's armpit 24/7

fun topic ke?

well if you had any "ulterior" motive for ur compliment....you are more than welcome to share the class. 8

i wasnt raised there but i have spent a good amount of time there

and it does get cold,very very cold.

kaduna & plateau states are the worst.....

#MorningBTW

IamLEGEND1:


fun topic ke?

well if you had any "ulterior" motive for ur compliment....you are more than welcome to share the class. 8

i wasnt raised there but i have spent a good amount of time there

and it does get cold,very very cold.

kaduna & plateau states are the worst.....

#MorningBTW

Looool

No other motive o. Just being nice.

Hmm nice I have to visit the north. I heard there is even snow in Jos.....

Afternoon by now I guess.

MrsPhyno:

Looool

No other motive o. Just being nice and looking for trouble a bit.

Hmm nice I have to visit the north. I heard there is even snow in Jos.....

Afternoon by now I guess.

you no dey fear b/haram ni?

Jos na deep freezer i'm telling you......

i dont think the snow stories are true but that place too cold.

wearing gloves & socks from morning to night everyday.

itz even worse around dec/jan.

IamLEGEND1:


you no dey fear b/haram ni?

Jos na deep freezer i'm telling you......

i dont think the snow stories are true but that place too cold.

wearing gloves & socks from morning to night everyday.

itz even worse around dec/jan.

I fear am o. Well well. But there are still people living there, and they are surviving. Besides I thought they were mostly occupying everyone's favourite state, Borno.

Woooo I wanna visit! Yorubaland is just so so hot at all times. Lagos be like furnace, except when it rains.

Our own side in the east is cooler I think, cause there is less human congestion and also it's very hilly. Although I'm not talking about Aba sha

MrsPhyno:

I fear am o. Well well. But there are still people living there, and they are surviving. Besides I thought they were mostly occupying everyone's favourite state, Borno.

Woooo I wanna visit! Yorubaland is just so so hot at all times. Lagos be like furnace, except when it rains.

Our own side in the east is cooler I think, cause there is less human congestion and also it's very hilly. Although I'm not talking about Aba sha

even me dey go do my business every time,nothing do me. and itz true,the guys are majorly concentrated in the extreme north-eastern part of the country.

jos too sweet die,or at least before violence engulfed some parts the of the north......

LMAO!!!!!

Na wa oh....

if Aba guys cash you eh....

#MyHandNoDey.

#UrNoseSeemsToBeCausingCommotionEverywhere

IamLEGEND1:


even me dey go do my business every time,nothing do me. and itz true,the guys are majorly concentrated in the extreme north-eastern part of the country.

jos too sweet die,or at least before violence engulfed some parts the of the north......

LMAO!!!!!

Na wa oh....

if Aba guys cash you eh....

#MyHandNoDey.

#UrNoseSeemsToBeCausingCommotionEverywhere

Aba boiz can't do me anything jareeee they're too busy making fake shoes
/runs away/

Nose kwa. You're not serious
If a girl asks you what you like about her and you say her nose she may slap you o

Aba boys na joke o abeg I like the shoes you make

MrsPhyno:


Aba boiz can't do me anything jareeee they're too busy making fake shoes
/runs away/

Nose kwa. You're not serious
If a girl asks you what you like about her and you say her nose she may slap you o

Aba boys na joke o abeg I like the shoes you make

and getting bitten by mosquitoes.

i just dey talk wetin see other people dey yarn....

me na d glasses and lips i dey dig....

#MakeOutSessionOnMahMind

#NotWithYouOh

IamLEGEND1:


and getting bitten by mosquitoes.

i just dey talk wetin see other people dey yarn....

me na d glasses and lips i dey dig....

#MakeOutSessionOnMahMind

#NotWithYouOh

Please only I can insult them leave Aba boys for me

Glasses that I will soon change. I've worn them since I was really young and theyre getting annoying. I need contacts so people don't think I'm a geek

Hmm
better go and find some willing lips. We all know how you males can get when your in that kinda mood

MrsPhyno:

Please only I can insult them leave Aba boys for me

Glasses that I will soon change. I've worn them since I was really young and theyre getting annoying. I need contacts so people don't think I'm a geek

Hmm
better go and find some willing lips. We all know how you males can get when your in that kinda mood

And the geekiness is ur selling point.

#StickToWhayMovesYourMarket

If to say i don see gurgle lips, i for don hustle am tey-tey.

And "RESTRAINT" is my life's motto.

#E-makeOutPartnerNeeded

#NoHomoPls

IamLEGEND1:


And the geekiness is ur selling point.

#StickToWhayMovesYourMarket

If to say i don see gurgle lips, i for don hustle am tey-tey.

And "RESTRAINT" is my life's motto.

#E-makeOutPartnerNeeded

#NoHomoPls

Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurgle come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

MrsPhyno:

Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurg le come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

market no go fit just dey like dat. there must be transaction.

Are you kidding me? geeks are awesome.

#I'mProofOfThat

#NoGlassesThough

and pls turn bad, PLSSsssssssssssss.

i have been encouraging gurglè to come join me on the dark side,She has refused to budge.

#Wrong

#IdontWantApiece

#IwantTheWholePackage

IamLEGEND1:


market no go fit just dey like dat. there must be transaction.

Are you kidding me? geeks are awesome.

#I'mProofOfThat

#NoGlassesThough

and pls turn bad, PLSSsssssssssssss.

i have been encouraging gurglè to come join me on the dark side,She has refused to budge.

#Wrong

#IdontWantApiece

#IwantTheWholePackage

Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

MrsPhyno:

Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

u want to look me in the E-eyes and lie straight to my E-face.?...nice try........bt kontinu.

i be original (bad) geek with no glasses.

no wori if anything happens, you can always BLAME IT ON ME

abeegi,if me and my e-thugs push her hard enough, she go join us Pronto.

and that last hash tag was totally benign......

#NoHiddenMeaning

#OrAreYouTurningBadAlready

#InsertSurprisedEmojiHere

IamLEGEND1:

u want to look me in the E-eyes and lie straight to my E-face.?...nice try........bt kontinu.

i be original (bad) geek with no glasses.

no wori if anything happens, you can always BLAME IT ON ME

abeegi,if me and my e-thugs push her hard enough, she go join us Pronto.

and that last hash tag was totally benign......

#NoHiddenMeaning

#OrAreYouTurningBadAlready

#InsertSurprisedEmojiHere

If I look into your E-eyes it's not lying I'll do o......


So you get thugs? Smh.

Sorry I see hidden meaning in everything my mind na hamster wheel that keeps turning

To imitate you: #INoBeBadJustTroublesome

MrsPhyno:

Selling point? My market idi okay it's not selling its not buying it jus dey

I don't wanna be a geek no more
I wan turn bad

Gurgle come and see o. Everybody wants a piece of you

guys what are you talking about

MrsPhyno:

If I look into your E-eyes it's not lying I'll do o......


So you get thugs? Smh.

Sorry I see hidden meaning in everything my mind na hamster wheel that keeps turning

To imitate you: #INoBeBadJustTroublesome

you are spot-on about that first part.....

coz if u look into those eyes, nna mehn....

you go just melt (in a good way)

of coz e-thugs dey......

dem always dey background dey observe until somebody call dem.

well either way..

legend aproves of how ur mind works.

#MeLikey

Gurgle:


guys what are you talking about

The wifey has come now.

Are you also a geek?

MrsPhyno:

The wifey has come now.

Are you also a geek?

I don't know how to describe myself to be honest. I would say I am one of a kind haha

Whats the definition of geek

chai im feenin for biscuit

iamlegend1 maigida go and bring biscuit for me

MrsPhyno:

Transactions are not occurring at this time sir

Hm so you too wan claim geek ni. Issorait.

You want me to turn bad.... If anything happens na u I go blame

Gurgle is too good, don't try to corrupt her. The whole package I comment my reserve

lol this conversation is so bizarre

Gurgle:


I don't know how to describe myself to be honest. I would say I am one of a kind haha

Whats the definition of geek

chai im feenin for biscuit

iamlegend1 maigida go and bring biscuit for me

biscuit ke?

na rain and cold wey wan kill me now as i dey so.....

manage with the small one wey remain..

#IwillGetMoreLater

IamLEGEND1:


you are spot-on about that first part.....

coz if u look into those eyes, nna mehn....

you go just melt (in a good way)

of coz e-thugs dey......

dem always dey background dey observe until somebody call dem.

well either way..

legend aproves of how ur mind works.

#MeLikey

You don't need no hype man cause you hype yourself I can see. Kontinu.

IamLEGEND1:


biscuit ke?

na rain and cold wey wan kill me now as i dey so.....

manage with the small one wey remain..

#IwillGetMoreLater

theres nothing here jare. go and bring it before I stand up

Gurgle:


lol this conversation is so bizarre

Yup...... Sorry about that

MrsPhyno:

Yup...... Sorry about that

hahaha np!


but I thought I told you to stop messing with my husband. go pout your perfect lips someplace else

Gurgle:


hahaha np!


but I thought I told you to stop messing with my husband. go pout your perfect lips someplace else

Perfect kwa. This lady you do subtle flattery don't think I don't see it. You too should kontinu oooo God dey

MrsPhyno:

You don't need no hype man cause you hype yourself I can see. Kontinu.

you are very right ma'am

i am my own best fan,

#IlikeToBlowMyOwnTrumpet

Gurgle:


theres nothing here jare. go and bring it before I stand up

here mistress, i hope this will suffice.

IamLEGEND1:

here mistress, i hope this will suffice.

MrsPhyno:

Perfect kwa. This lady you do subtle flattery don't think I don't see it. You too should kontinu oooo God dey

Hahahaha I shall ..up to a point cant you go and marry wr!stbanlge or something